Surgery exam in 2 hours (9 years of med school)

Surgery exam in 2 hours (9 years of med school)

My hands are shaking from the stress and the massive coffee intake, help me Sup Forums.

do 20 press ups
not even joking

I know that feel, just breathe and stay calm.
is right.

do 20 chin ups
not even joking

wow I’m just sat here still awake contemplating going to McDonald’s

good luck OP you’re going places I’ll never be

It's an incredibly stress-full job that's eating me alive, and that involve killing other people quit often.
I wish I could just flip burgers and have fun all day desu.

I’m about to leave university with no employment prospects at all and no friends because I’m doing a meme degree in music and can’t socialise.

couldn’t be more depressed and wish I could be doing something meaningful like you

Did you eat your morning baguette?

Thanks, sometimes it's hard but yeah it's a good job.

You can easily do some 3 years bachelor's degree in some science and get an interesting job. 3 years goes fast, it's never too late lad.

In France the uni is free, not sure about UK.

university here is in a way very expensive because you have to pay back the government loan which is like £30,000 but only when you are earning enough of an income to afford it which I think is fair enough, though the universities are charging too much regardless.

The catch of this is it means you realistically have one shot at doing the right course because you’re not gonna get another loan from the government again unless you’re going to a higher level, and for me that would have to be a more in depth meme degree which I just don’t want to do.

You faggots have things set up from the get go and manage to fuck everything up, fuck, how I hate you.

Just get a CELTA certificate and go teach English in South Korea, you'll make around 2000USD / month.

That's really poor tbqh

>9 years of med school
What? I thought it's like 5-6 years in Europe and pretty much the rest of the world

not for South Korean standards, besides, that guy is doing nothing and won't go far in the Uk as it is, so it's much better than his current situation.

when I’ve got everything all I have is potential to lose

if I lived in a third world country I wouldn’t be depressed

There isn't anything stopping you from doing something meaningful

I know it's not easy but dismissing the possibility becomes a self fulfilling prophecy

There's actually a couple people I know who graduated uni with Music degrees and ended up doing something unexpectedly completely different with their lives

Chew cinnamon gum during the test. Cinnamon increases your short-term memory by 20%.

Woah, it's almost like music degrees are completely useless

>if I lived in a third world country I wouldn’t be depressed

do you honestly believe this you fucking retard

Retards here do actually believe this

#firstworldproblems

the funniest is when diasporafags think they would be happy in the country their parents fled for a good reason

maybe specializing or he fucked up courses in his way

do 20 push ups
not even joking

don't be rude, i am not one of them but there are lots of depressed 1st worlders who want to believe the stereotypes that there are some poor countries where people are always happy and smiling. it is a mental escape. kinda like anime.

that's one of the most fucking retarded things I've read in my entire life, God damn you to hell.

The thought itself is fucking ridiculous

>oh, look that country where people die of hunger, disease, no health care whatsoever, corruption everywhere and homicide rates through the roof

>I know, people aren't happy there cuz they never experienced a cushiony life :-)

Also, what this guy said -> Diaspora who have ''pride'' in their shitholes but keep living elsewhere are fucking cancer.

>people ARE happy there****

is what I meant.

Its true because you can live with the belief things can get better if you move to a first world country or your nation improves economically.

what are you taking about. specialists here study for at least 8 years, 4 years undergrad college, then 4 years of medical school and then usually a few years of residency.

bonne chance mon ami

You need 9 to 11 years to became some kind of surgeron in most of countries iirc. At least it's the case here.

you have a reading comprehension problem, perhaps? i just said some people are foolish enough to believe that. but i am NOT one of them. so you are barking up the wrong tree here.

About the same here. Up to 13 years I think if you count up to 5 years of residence.

I was agreeing with you....
what the fuck user, lol.

This seems like the set-up for a sitcom. You should change lives.

>tfw i will never be smart enough to become a surgeon
How is it like being in the top 0,1% of useful human beings on earth?