What's the wisest saying you've ever heard?

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Nothing

To the toilets I must go, before shit myself I do.

Use the force to attack the knowledge

El que escoge no coje.

>The man that is afraid to battle doesnt achieve any victories..

Or some shit like that, you can here different versions of this saying everywhere, take the opportunies or regret for ever.

>The man who doesnt steal, doesnt improve...

pretty popular here, thats why this country is a smelly shithole. people actually find that saying funny and brilliant.

>he that chooses no takes?
What does that mean?

Don't stick your dick in crazy

Sup Forums is a complete and utter waste of time

hey guys, could you please tell me what does utter and utterly mean??
i would be graceful if you could.

If you pick you don't fuck.

>If you pick you don't fuck.

Charming people you lot are.

we have something similar, and it rhymes
>кoйтo избиpa, мacтypбиpa

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Complete/completely.

>El que no tranza no avanza
>Al que apaña Dios lo acompaña
>El que tiene mas saliva traga mas pinole

Geebus man, if that's what you think of when OP asks for the wisest saying you've heard you're part of the problem

an eye for an eye makes the blind man see

Literally me

>she'll be right

"Even if you sleep well, eat healthy, and exercise often, you die either way."

roast your beans before you brew them

Yeah but quality of life is the most important part of living so I guess it depends whether you want to live long feeling good or not.

Easy come, easy go

the brain named itself

We have something similar
>mi shememayen, lo mezayen
Whoever sorts, doesn't fuck

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Wash your hands before go back to work

No one's going to care in 1000 years so fuck it.

just b urself
unironically

Follow your heart, it knows the way

The irony is funny

Under Stalin Russia reached its peak in both economy and influence. People were quite wealthy and enjoyed their lives. Stop falling for w*stern propaganda about le bad communism. If anything Stalin was the best ruler this country ever had.
Mentally retard bastards who inherited that glorious superpower Stalin built couldn't continue Stalin's precious work, sadly.

when i went to aus and someone told me

>stop bein' a poof

those few words helped me pull my life togethor
truly the wisest people

You're welcome mate

Yoda: "Premonitions ... premonitions..hmm. These visions you have ... "

Anakin: "They are of pain, suffering, ... death."

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Yoda: "Careful you must be when sensing the future, Anakin! The fear of loss is a path to the Dark Side."

Anakin: "I won't let my visions come true, Master Yoda."

Yoda: "Rejoice for those around us who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy, the shadow of greed, that is."

Anakin: "What must I do, Master Yoda?"

Yoda: "Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose."

Every man has an asshole and an excuse. I don't care about either.

t. 1st sergeant M.M.

"This too shall pass."

Meaning that everything, good or bad, is transient.

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Buy it cheap, buy it twice

"If you're a good enough actor you can marry into a jew family without converting"

Thanks for the acting tips too dad. You were right. Give the right pauper clean clothes and he'll get in the kings bed.2