/ausnz/

Lap sitting edition

1st for kissing the kiwi bf

First for me on the left

*sits on your lap*

I'm going to go take a shower!

mth for jerking off two guys at the same time

good luck, don't slip over cutie

*joins you*

slut

that is incredibly lewd~!

bukkake time though

Megumin is so lewd

i get what you mean but that's literally their only valid reason for being here, else they can get a 5 day ban for raiding.
Also less of that "AUSTRALIAN POST" spamming.

YAY NEW THREAD!
D-don't be too lewd desu.
First for me on the right.
P-please use soap.
Lewd.

Samesies.

please don't call me a slut, I'm pure

me in the pic

I have a big shower!
We could all join together to save water!

...

Do a good job and you might get some headpats

me one of the guys you're jerking off

Oh and those clowns talk about us all the time in their general, and want to set up an /anzac/ general on Sup Forums for cricket discussions.

idk though

sounds like a party!! I'll bring the best soap ever, makes your skin so soft

I'm fishing for a bukkake party if you know what i mean

Ever heard the ethos don't negotiate with terrorists?
Maybe grow a spine.
Cunts are cunts, giving them an inch won't stop anything.

Stop going there, why do you care.
Stop bring your autism around seriously, I don't fucking care.
If you love /cric/ so much why don't you fuck off there permanently.

substandard post, a 14-year-old loli can't compete with LA DIOSA CON CULO

LOVE shink

W-wait d-d-do we h-h-have to be nak-naked?

That's all I've ever wanted
>I'm fishing for a bukkake party if you know what i mean
me too matey, I'd love to be the centre of attention at one of those
don't bully the Korean, he gets enough of that from Kim up north

alri mate meh
>Stop bring your autism around seriously, I don't fucking care.
only used to post there after they started raiding but will ignore them from now ahah

Is substandard even a word?
Anyway here

>LOVE shink

waaat, there's more??? I didn't know thought ti was just a random pic

where?!

it's weird cause normally I'm a touch shy, but I'd love to be the center of attention there...idk

>Is substandard even a word?
substandard question

Mmmhm! You do, if you aren't it's almost impossible to clean all the important places!

It could be bad if you don't clean responsibly so we need to be naked! I'm doing it right now, so i'll need to take my clothes off to properly shower!

It is desu :3

Th-that post is l-lewd.
*pats head*

that's shinka nibutani from chuunibyou
she's MADE to be fucked ahah

Do what you want.
But I refuse to play Therapist anymore.

w-what's with that image
t. slut who just gives headpats to anyone

i'll play the rapist with you

Bad reply

B-but it's rarely used r-right?

>B-but it's rarely used r-right?
not really
substandard english ahah

O-oh. J-just let me take m-my clothes off as well e-except my underwear cause that would be t-too lewd.
EVERYONE DESERVES HEADPATS!
Very rarely ,yes. :3

>what's with that image
Have you never seen that comment?
Lurk more newfag

Megumin reads what their aficionados write on Sup Forums :^)

Don't be too rude
I doubt you could play rapist with anyone you cocksleve
o-oh... That's too lewd

Yeah it is substandard reply

Aye thanks mate

ooo huh I thought you meant the fanartist, i liked his style

she is cute though

*rapes you*
substandard boipucc

just watch, you meanie

A-any room for a cute Swede in this thread? :3

Don't lewd Astolfo

shut up, you love it slut

No
But there is room in my bed

Only if you post feminine legs

Y-you're welcome qt.
ST-STOP BEING MEAN DESU!
Y-yes. Welcome desu.

hmm you have to do the rite of passage and post your thighs, or something even more lewd!

Sorry, them's the rules I didn't make them!!

Stop roleplaying, slut, you ARE Astolfo, and you WANT to be lewded, you know it
If you didn't, why are there so many lewd pictures of you all over the web?

It's not mean if they want to be raped and lewded and have all kinds of nasty things done to them...

I am not
You don't have any proof

Nonsense! I just had my shower and the best part was cleaning that area!

If you don't practice proper hygiene, then you can't shower with me!

Anyone who's observed your lewd behaviour for a while already knows that, slut.
Admit it already. That you are Astolfo and want to have your little hole groped and played with.

Th-that's extremely risque desu.
O-ok I'll practice proper hygiene I swear!
W-what do I have to do now that I'm wet d-desu.

This is what I want

you all can lewding around all day and im at work reading this stuff while on nofap
all i can do is squirming
are you enjoying my suffering?!?

>are you enjoying my suffering?!?
Yes.

Of course, you can grope while I'm groping you.
So you get to grope a cute Liech bunny while I get to grope you.

Drank 0.75 liters of vodka last night

puked loads

was fun

also did some ketamine and DPT

and ate a kebab

tonights menu is more psychedelics, most likely 2cb and maybe with a side of more DPT

tomorrow I will be tweaking out on some dexamphetamine, might be nice but usually not such a fan of recreational amphetamine use, but I'm not gonna be fucken sober either

how are you cunts all doing?

C-can I help with th-that desu?
Seeing you write that had only made it larger desu. St-stop making ME suffer.

I grope all of you together with my manly man power
You can't stop me now because I grow stronger everytime

hot, your suffering gives me pleasure
wow you hard cunt

Just don't die matey

You call THIS manly?
You even wear a top when swimming.

I um... I guess you need to rub yourself down with some soap? or something like body wash?

But you need to really get into yourself! Make sure to rub really hard! and really fast! else you won't get clean!

It's to protect my delicated skin...wait no
I am not Astolfo ahah

O-ok desu. J-Just don't g-go too low o-ok?
I-I have some body wash in the shower desu. I-I'll try scrub everywhere really hard desu! I-I think I have a very un-cute pimple on my back which I can't reach and it makes me feel ugly.

That's exactly what Astolfo would say while larping as someone else on the Internet

b..but you still like me r..right?

>mfw nobody groped me

sad :(

Fine, you can be groped by the Liechsissi while he's groped by Astolfo who's being groped by me.

I-I love you deeply user. It's why I'm going to visit you in 2 years and we can go travelling and snuggle together :3
*licks neck*

What's that a human chain?
It doesn't seem healthy

Of course I love you. That's why I'm letting my boy-toy Astolfo grope you.

of course, I like you a lot
I'll group you then you sissy yank
>groped by the Liechsissi
I don't think that little bunny is capable of grouping anyone

Why wouldn't it be healthy?

Aww. But if you don't let him he'll never learn!

Yes, we all love you dearly.

watching the mike nolan show

its fucken gr8

>wow you hard cunt
ay you fucken know it cunt

>Just don't die matey
its not on my menu

Because it only needs one person that have a STM and we are all fucked in literally all the senses

I guess he can try, but in sure someone like him prefers being groped to groping

>inb4 liech stabs someone to death

hmm I dunno...I can't imagine him groping well! But we can take turns groping each other right???

I didn't say tickled! ;p

ahh you just made my sissy night!!

I'll wash your back for you!
A-and you aren't ugly! you are very c-cute!
I c-can't even see the pimple... you have a soft back... I think I could touch it all day...

>mike nolan show
I didn't even know there was a Mike Nolan show, fuck yeah cunt.
Gonna watch the shit outta that.

I hope it's me
Don't talk while I grope your sissy body, my hands are going to GI wherever they please

>I think I could touch it all day...
What a lewd little Alice

None of us have STIs except for me! I'll pass the SLUTTORHOEA to all of you so you become SUPER SLUTS like me!

Of course we can~

Perhaps! Then he can be at the front instead.

i..i like you too you sadist
and i amperfrctly capable of groing. If it is required i can everything

Sluttorhoea seems a bad disease
I don't know~~~

And I'll be at the back, giving it to whoever's in front of me

y-yes s-sir...of course!!

best groper gets a hug!

>I didn't even know there was a Mike Nolan show, fuck yeah cunt.
fuck ye cunt
>Gonna watch the shit outta that.
its fucken rad shit m8

Y-you're such a kind and lovable person desu.
Th-thanks for complimenting my back, Besides the p-pimple I also have a mark from my wooden chair which also makes me f-feel bad about myself.

L-love you though.

what gives you the idea he has power over me?

Then me at the end of the chain!

Oh mate
How did you big 2cb trip go?
Was it good or did tolerance fuck you?