You may only post ITT if your country has never lost a war

You may only post ITT if your country has never lost a war.

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>what is vietnam

>what is civil war

posting

>What is 1812 and white house burning

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reporting in

i thought that was a black booty i was so excited wth america

>I KILL YOU GI
>GI
>I KILL YOU

War of 1812 was a draw, and we accomplished our objectives in Vietnam.

Try again faggots.

Hey, yanks, how's your afghanistan campaign, doing well out there?

>w-w-we lost, except we didn't!

we have lost every single war

Oh, come on, how about this one?

I don't think we ever went to war. Denmark and Sweden did.

>we accomplished our objectives in Vietnam.
Was the objective to let the Communists seize power?

EMUS

>War of 1812
>Wants to annex Canada
>Canada burns down the White House
>Vietnam
>Wants to prevent South Vietnam from being annexed
>South Vietnam is annexed

Finland won Lapland war

Why are they supermensh

Nah, their objectives was to show how useless were their cringy m16s in a real life combat situation

>annexed
You made mistake in word "reunited"

>white house burned down
>draw

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No, commies are just filth.

Hello friends

El goblino...

>cisplatina

Brazil is such a historical cuck, I was born embarrassed

That was barely even a war

>we accomplished our objectives in Vietnam
If your "objectives" were to suck cock, then yes.

FOREVER VICTORIOUS FINLAAAAAAAAAANDDDDD FUCK YEAAAAHH :--DDDDDDDDD

Wars the U.S has lost:

Red Cloud's War
Formosa Expedition
Russian Civil War
Laotian Civil War
Bay of Pigs Invasion
Vietnam War
Cambodian Civil War
Lebanese Civil War
Intervention in the Somali Civil War

The problem with americans is that i can never tell when they are just shitposting or when they are actually just dumb rednecks.

S m h

Have this pity (you)

>Russian Civil War
Oh, my... What a schizo.

Didn't you hear about it? Vladivostok intervention and so on...?

why everyone always forget about CUBA and the massive failure of the bay of pigs invasion.

US can't even win against Cuba

JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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The U.S had 11 000 troops in that civil war and lost 279 soldiers. Japs lost like 5000 lol

>we accomplished our objectives in Vietnam

>white house burned down
>draw

Invasions from either side were repulsed and both sides were striving for peace negotiations out of fear of a prolonged stalemate where neither side gained nothing. If you dont think that was a draw, you probably think WW2 was a victory for the Axis.

ebin

hold up

>germany gets obliterated therefore the axis won

so in other words, only i can post itt.
fpbp
aye, cuba, vietnam & thailand were complete disasters.

Nazis lost WW2, Braz-user...

ciao, come va?

kek

>A building with no one in it gets burned during a raid therefor a whole war is lost

You dont lose until you all die fighting or a surrender, last I checked the history books, the US didnt do either in the war of 1812.

But it makes sense, it's not like I'd expect Italians to understand conditions of defeat, you guys have never stayed in a war long enough to see the end of it.

Why is your alphabet so comfy?

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>throwing your countrymen into a meatgrinder is something to be proud about

You're American.
The first /rareflag/ on Sup Forums was Namibia we were astonished. He was some German shitposting in the desert. First /Deutsch/lad to cross over from Krautchan

Finns lost territory. Kill/death ratio doesn't matter; if it did matter, then Americans would be able to say they won the Vietnam war without everyone cringing.

"Åland war", Finns floored Brits

Also conquest of Petsamo of 1920's?

United States of Amerifats is not a real nation, is just a non-nation created for merely economic reasons by traitors freemasons.

They do not even belong to Western civilization, they are just a bunch of descendants of social scum that nobody wanted in Europe, Asia and Latin America, plus a bunch of Black slaves descendants who are currently the dominant culture there.

Second Chechnyan?

>you guys have never stayed in a war long enough to see the end of it.

>what is WW1

I think you forgot to read the OP. Countries that NEVER lost a war only. We beat half of the countries in here in a war (Italy, Japan, Spain, Russia), so kindly stop posting and further embarrassing yourselves.

We actually never did. But i am more proud in the fact that we don't take part in any foreign aggression since the end of WWII.

>triggered
Also when did you actually beat Russia in a war? Didn't happen. Not even once. Lmao

putain, je peux pas te dire a quel point je kiffe la suisse
ufknwotm8?
what makes you think that i'm an american? i'm 100% amhara bruv
>plus a bunch of Black slaves descendants who are currently the dominant culture there.
niggers are a stagnating racial group in the us, silly. you've got your eyes on the wrong ball you moorish fuck.

>amerimutt telling others to stop embarssing themselves

>spaghetti nigger not realizing that he is perhaps the biggest meme here.
don't ever try to make fun of anyone ever again...ever....

It was called the cold War retard

How could Brazil take part in a war? With spears?

youtube.com/watch?v=cZqN1glz4JY

Keep breathing

Same as I say thet America lost the space run and it was really a war

You acomlished your objectives, yes, but winning wasnt one of them

>It was called the cold War retard
I was hoping you'd say that
It totally worked!

inb4
>MUH MOON

>throwing your countrymen into a meatgrinder is something to be proud about

Funny, Italy seemed to do just that when we murdering them en mass in North Africa.

>you guys have never stayed in a war long enough to see the end of it.
>what is WW1
Oh yeah, how could I forget the war that took you a year after everyone to enter, and then another another year and a half to declare war. Whole war was a year off of ending by the time your pasta eating ass joined in, you dont get points for that.

sup

Jokes apart, we kinda are the strongest country in south hemisphere...

But feels good to know that all our neighbors not only don't hate us, but actually like us. Since he have almost half the population in South America. If Brazil does good, the entire continent does good as well.

>You may only post ITT if your country has no history whatsoever

South Sudan could post ITT but not Russia or Great Britain, which is dumb

>choosing between joining your alliance of convenience with one guy you dislike or another team of people who took a colony from under your nose who promised you stuff is something that can be decided immediatly

With spears and shiet we was able to kick dutchs in the ass.

>But feels good to know that all our neighbors not only don't hate us, but actually like us.
We like you when you keep your mouth shut, don't come visiting and make a pretty dance.

South Sudan is a joke...

And our help.

pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerra_Luso-Holandesa

You're the ones that visit us with weird haircuts and dancing while drunken...

Fucking Floripa have more argies than huezilians this time of the year.

>says the country that every summer storm our beaches

Be honest, your country love having us as neighbors.

Mussolini was a communist.

Yeah but they lost no war so far :^)

*socialist

But mostly with bows and arrows/spears...

however you want to paint that picture
you didn't argue so you know

Then we would bully south-sudanese people here...

But you're welcome, pal, France tries really hard everytime.

Pretty sure I can actually post ITT.

Italy had secret alliances with France since before the war started that nullified its part in the Triple Alliance. Italy just waited to see which side came out on top of the fighting and decided to join in on that side, theres inherently nothing wrong with that, the whole point of fighting is to ensure the country survives.

Suez crisis
Russian civil war
Loss of colonies
Instead you are stuck on an island full of inbred white niggers and foreign mass rapists LMAO
You lost hard, just look how much better germany and france is than your shithole

They didn't lose it.

youtube.com/watch?v=7O0wmPIv8CA
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>what is pakis
>what is indians
>where is pork in shops

1st Boer war