can anybody here provide some clarity on what happened to me last night in Madrid?
>first night of backpacking trip from USA to Europe >be in Madrid, Wednesday night >go out to bar with friend (gaybro) >get hit on by French dude, finds out im hetero, introduces me to his girlfriends >one of these girls wants to go to another bar, we all go together >good music, lots of gays, lesbians, and straights doing their thing >meet two cute girls there, they speak a little english, I speak a little spanish, we somehow make it work >wind up making out with both girls, one takes me to the bathroom, grabs my junk, and says “do you understand?” in english >oh shit are these girls prostitutes? I tell her I don’t have any money, she doesn’t seem to care
Luis Thomas
>we go out for a smoke, get approached by two Moroccan dudes trying to sell hash and coke >im having a hard time following the conversation but the girls buy some coke and keep kissing me so I hang around >out of nowhere, one of the girls slaps me in the face >howcansheslap.oof >everyone is now accusing me of stealing the girl’s cell phone which I find in my coat pocket, no idea how it got there >im over it, give them the cell phone back, try my best to say it was a misunderstanding and walk away >the girls get in a cab and I head back to the apartment >the moroccan guys follow me, great Im going to get fucking robbed on a dark street with no one around >they catch up to me and ask me if I have a wallet, I instinctually tell them no >one of them pulls out MY WALLET from their jacket and hands it to me >everything is still there, then they tell me to be weary of pickpockets and gypsies >they wish me good luck and go on their way
so wtf was that all about? were those girls really putas? gypsies? why the fuck did the moroccan drug dealers bother giving me my wallet back? my hopeful theory is that the girls were drunk, I wound up with one of their phones somehow, and they nabbed my wallet as retaliation. they then threw it on the street when they didn’t find any cash which the morrocans very kindly returned to me. whats more likely is that it was all a scam that I dont really understand and the morrocans were being bros just so I could buy their drugs.
whats user’s take on this?
Kevin Jackson
I have no fucking idea, it is possible they where skammers looking to pick pocket you and the moroccans just where sick of their shit?
Asher Cox
the chicks were probably trying to rob you and the moroccan got your wallet back. thats how it looks.
Cooper Brown
in spain the thiefs will rarely use a weapon to steal from you they are agile and just tale your shit without you knowing. the moroccan was a total lad and saved your horny ass
Levi Ramirez
Moroccans are based if you actually engage with them.
>get pickpocketed in Athens >Ask my Moroccan friend to keep an eye out for people selling my stuff >get it back a few days later
Adrian Ward
Morrocans confirmed bros
Nathan Morales
Wtf I love nafris now
Christopher Powell
nice. i should have known two girls at the same time was too good to be true. i could have stole their jacket too if i wanted, it was in my hand as i left but i returned it after i realized. they looked embarrassed as i gave it back.
im going to be in marrakech later on during this trip. im glad to know there will be good people there.
Eli Campbell
I was confused about what this had to do with Jackie Chan
Levi Torres
OP wanted no Troubr
Kayden Murphy
In Marrakech, don't forget to haggle with any merchant, they like to rip off tourists
Noah Davis
Pointless advice, they will still rip him off, those fuckers are just god tier at scamming you.
Logan Kelly
i've made out with two girls before and I didn't steal their phone
Caleb Ross
The trick is to suggest a very low price so they actually get upset and just tell you the real price.
Jeremiah Miller
I WAS THE SCAMMER THE WHOLE TIME
ive made out with two girls before too, but back in the states where we dont have gypsies
Brandon Butler
Good to know Moroccans are fine lads, I’ll remember that for my travels.
Easton Richardson
I just did not buy, but my friends got screwed hard.
Elijah Cox
It's shit like this that make me happy that I live in a place where I can leave my door unlocked and nobody will steal my furniture in the night
Eli Sanchez
Yeah they're total bros. Except for the fact that they're not.
Landon Evans
This. Door unlocked master-race
Gabriel Young
Having experience with both I'd contend that american blacks are worse than our gypsies
Tyler Sanchez
This. The girls were probably gypsies looking for easy targets.
Lincoln Clark
Those two guys were the exception, not the rule. Maghrebis are sinister because it's in their DNA, and this sounds way harder than it's actually meant.
Luke Lopez
>dna Fuck off, all the 3 countries are pretty safe.
Carson Long
Wtf i love Morocco now
Ian Gomez
Yes, because all of the cunts are here lelelele
No but seriously: I don't really see that as an insult, they just tend to have that rascal attitude more than other people/Arabs. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about, it's like a mix between cunning and sinister. I actually kinda like that attitude when those guys don't exclusively try to fuck other people over with that shit.
Luke Lee
>more than other people/Arabs Nice distinction there.