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El Monque edition

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post slags youd rag

hes a big guy

american unis with gated student communities are fucking weird

hero

ooooh chimpanzee that!
> m o n k e y n e w s

Literally just want to cuddle with, maybe kiss and talk with a girl
Not interested in sex anymore

COOOOOME BREEEAK MEEE DOOOWN
BURY ME BURY ME

i'm still insanely frustrated that i don't get the joke here

is it that kangaroos hop? but then hopping isn't flying, so that doesn't make them frequent flyers. this joke doesn't make any sense.

wish we still had national service tb h
also wish saying that didn't make people automatically think youre a daily mail reading crypto fascist

anime, lads

Pls guys no bully :(

wish we had national service just so i could tell people the story of how i broke my own leg to get out of national service.
actually desu i probably wouldn't, i'd just have been diagnosed with autism earlier and put in the special needs unit like they have in israel.

I had a 45 minute walk to school (and back). Hated every second of it.

When a drug says "take twice a day, spaced evenly throughout the day"

Does that mean once every 12 hours (spread evenly over 24) or once every 8 hours (spread evenly over the ~16 hour waking day)??

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genuinely cannot listen to any drum and bass anymore

reminder that the headlines are written by different people to the articles themselves.

latter

yeah I used to do about 30 to school, and at uni it was about an hour

so i guess i'm used to it but i'm really looking forward to living so close to work

Mo' mental.

finally experienced the "1. be attractive. 2. don't be unattractive." thing firsthand. A girl literally sat and described everything that made her view people as nerds and every single thing she listed applied to both me and the other lad sitting with us and at the end of the list she goes "so i knew right away you were a nerd, but user doesn't give off that vibe. like i wouldn't call him a nerd" and I'm literally nerdier than the other lad.

baffling stuff.

former

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wonder how many norwegians trump is going import into the US

It's a Guardian opinion piece.
Probably was written by the author the shite they have on that site

What is your occupation /brit/?

shite genre anyway

For those who have long commutes, get audiobooks, or listen to the economist audio edition and get clued up

i work in a shoelace factory

Professional shitposter

reddit admin

i like this place but it's probably detrimental to one's mental health

in a bit of a pickle here lads

no i prefer to listen to my anime soundtracks

full time mad bastard

Somehow when I drink I seem to feel what the Christians would call agape towards the normoid runts and their eternal unthought quest to fit in for maximum friendliness and comfort.

would hat meself but can't pick it up off the floor without falling over

anal anal anal anal anal anal turn left

I've got so many ideas on how to fix Australia and I imagine the vast majority could help fix Britain too. If only I had an outlet to share them to convince others.

I keep this place clean and tidy

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america has the highest wage average in the world (to whoever the retard was that said norway's was higher)

the fuck did you just say you little gypsy cunt

STORMZY INNIT

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Deputy Manager at Aldi

For me it's Soundgarden

arrogant student

Any Catholics in?

Do you have to tell the priest every time you wank? How much detail do you go into? How about if you have premarital sex? Cheat on a partner?

I have trained myself to sleep on the train.
Not proper deep sleep, but enough that it feels like 15 minutes instead of an hour. I set a silent alarm on my phone to avoid missing my stop.
Gives me more time to shitpost at night.

why is there always someone posting alan titchmarsh at 10:04 pm

Luxembourg and norway are higher

assistant php operator manager at jjb

We are very welcoming to tourists. Most Muslims here drink alcohol and have probably eaten pork sometime in their life. Also we have some of the lowest crime rates in Europe (or at least i think we do). The only problem here is that there isn't much to see outside of Sarajevo and the Sutjeska national park. There are some spots that are interesting but we don't have as much interesting stuff as the surrounding countries. But it's not as bad as a lot of people think it is.

i am a professional medical research subject. i take experimental pills

make good money yet? or is that the managers only?

My priest and I have agreed that I will declare "self abuse" in any confession and it will be treated as me wanking

Saves time

our median income is much lower tho

Product development manager at a biscuit manufacturer.

not true but we do have a higher buying power than the countries that beat us

Thoughts?

according to what source

LOVE how runty jobs get given fancy names to sound important thesedays, HOWL when someone says they're a Customer Service "Executive"

Like nah mate, you're a call centre runt, call yourself properly

both and neither

started going with a friend of mine but things ended before they really began due to a nuclear argument (only argument we've ever had)

so lads, my question is, should i ask her out explicitly on a date on like valentine's day or some shit? i'm not as invested as i once was, neither of us are i don't think, but there's definitely something still there that she acknlowdges. she says we're balanced on the edge of friends and more than friends but also points out that that's just how we've been the entire time we've known each other, so that's normal.

do i do it lads? or do i just let sleeping dogs lie?

S W O L E

I observed David Sesay play for 56 minutes as a right-back in Watford under 23s' 1-0 English U23 Division 3 victory over Sheff Wed Under 23s. He impressed me overall with his work rate.

you might not like it but thats what peak male performance looks like

Graduate Audi and 80 hour work week?

full time student, part time bus driver

I look after my waifus

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage

So do you have to say every time you do it? Is it worse if you use porn or fantasise about your m8s gf or something?

>median income

>Scotland will never become independent and ascend to Nordic social democracy
>Thatcher sold off the drilling rights to the North Sea oil to private companies instead of forming a state company to drill it like Norway
>The Conservatives have literally allowed the companies drilling it to pay no tax whatsoever for the past few years

for fuck sake, BP and Shell are literally two of the wealthiest companies in the world

Still don't understand the logic of privatising the north sea oil other than
>socialism reee

hello liam

Environmental engineering consultant

love people that work. haha i am 'x' and i do 'x'

no you are a slave and you work for the slave master.

not an argument

Baffling post.

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Thoughts on Yuna lads?

so why aren't people from norway moving to america?

esoteric post

know a lad that did that. he did not last long at all. two months i think.

>So do you have to say every time you do it?
I don;t have to, but I do. Otherwise why bother confessing.

>Is it worse if you use porn or fantasise about your m8s gf or something?
Impure thoughts are impure thoughts

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probably radiohead's most beautiful song 2bh

our government did the same. sold the rights to loads of natural gas off coast to some private company

Not really sure what the story is, probably bribed a load of people

is this the asmr lady?

Her evil persona was hotter

Grade 5 civil servant. Can't say anymore.

Think I had one of my first wanks to her when I was like 11 or so when the game came out.

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>wanking to yuna

excuse me yuna is pure

not as good as rikku

fucks sake it's started happening again i thought i'd gone back to being able to enjoy weed but the unease and paranoia have returned

alri

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shan't be watching any of those mongrels

On-off devout Catholic here
half as a fuck you to society half because I believe there's no escaping "the" God's judgement one way or another (plus the old literautre is kino)
technically if you don't do the sin from one confession to another you don't have to say it again (obviously) so you can go somewhere you'll never be again and tell the priest you had an auld wank, but if you're in confession and genuinely forgot you had a wank but would have felt bad enough to tell the priest about it you get forgiven for it because you would have done so had you remembered

>smoking weed

What are you, a runt?

just broke up with the proto gf lads. found her intense and really annoying lately but now i'm really sad. she said lots of lovely things while i was telling her it wasn't going to work.
back to being alone i suppose.