Wtf norway pls come!

wtf norway pls come!

la absorbedor de heritages, el muttacabra...

Well he's not wrong about Haiti

I love your president so much

O-ok but only greetings shots to the legs okay! Promise?

do he realise the us is a shithole in norway?

Norway has the most bad ass special forces I've ever seen and worked with.

White americans always seem to have this huge hardon for nordic countries and the nords in general, a lot of them also believe that they're descended from them for some reason.

Why would Norwegians downgrade?

Delusions of grandeur.

Nobody wants to identify as american

Lots of Eriksons and Andersons in the midwest so not that strange to think that

They want to steal their genes.

norwegians are pretty rare, I've met many swedes, danes, fins and even a couple of icelandics here but never a cheese slicer

I fucking love America, you're just jealous you can't walk three steps out your house without getting acid thrown on you or run over by a bus

>Shithole countries
But trump's ancestors were Huns and he married subhuman Slavs. Surely he sees the benefits of allowing shitholians to migrate to the US.

Yeah there are probably american with actual heritage relating to these countries, but most of them are more genetically related to spain and italy yet keep identifying with sweden and norway. not that it bothers me or anything, but it's just weird to see. why not be proud of your actual heritage instead of trying to copy someone else's?

I went hunting in North Dakota awhile back, they are absolutely obsessed with their Nordic heritage

Pic is Marian Anderson. There are many other examples.
In amerimuttia, surnames do not seem to be meaningful like here, dutchmate.

American women specially have a creepy obsession towards Scandinavians.

>implying I live in a house

haitians are shit trump said nothing wrong
only a retard would want them in

It's American men who have the scandinavian fetish. American women are more into French/Italian. And of course we all fetishize the English.

Yeah I know what you mean, I once talked with an american woman who told she was 9% scandinavian according to a gene test and she looked so proud like it was the greatest achievement of her life or something.

This is common in America. For example of the 49 million Americans that claim to be of German ancestry only around 16 million actually are. While they often deny or are ignorant of Anglo heritage, according to one of the largest ever genetic studies conducted, published January of 2015 in the American Journal of Human Genetics, British and Irish ancestry represents an overwhelming majority at mean proportions of 20 percent on each state.

>And of course we all fetishize the English.
>poms

It depends on the region of the country. In the Northeast you get a lot of Irish/German/Italian, down South it's a lot of Scots, English, and Africans, Midwest is actually mostly Scandinavians.

She looks to white to be Scandinavian

Trump is right more often than most people believe.

>look at this one blackie who has a nordic name
>this proofs you are wrong
Most whites in the US have nordic or german heritage.
They might be obsessed with it up to the point it is creepy, but that doesnt make it less true.

He's right about haitians, but sucking norway's dick and saying they should bring more norwegians was kinda beta.

it was just an example

That's not true. They're mostly Enģlish, but the numbers are seriously under-reported because all the white people named Johnson/Jackson/etc just write "American" as their ancestry.

That'd be worse than getting shot in the chest

Ok well change my "most" to "lots" then.

USA gets shit on on this board for their 56% but what people seem to forget is that they are the country with the largest group of whites

>whitelets
lmao

That literally says im correct

that's only because USA is enormous and its sheer size allows it to carry a big number of white people.

she's norwegian-american

So is she

Ok?

qt but i would never guess she has any kind of norwegian heritage just by looking at her.

what i mean to say is it's not something to brag about, when you have a country as size as the USA having a big population, that's pretty much very obvious.

based he is really honest

also btw amerindians and other south americans often get counted as white in the US.

They have their own category

Based

No, having lots of whites is indeed something to brag about. The middle east wouldnt be such a shithole if it had whites building it up.
Africa would actually be competing with the other continents if it had whites instead of blacks

>tfw the Trump administration just outright starts handing out green cards to Scandinavians
Can't wait

>The middle east wouldnt be such a shithole if it had whites building it up.

We literally do have whites in charge, lmao. We have white people running most of our government buildings, white people who are in charge of construction etc. That's why you recently see all of these boring skyscrapers everywhere being built in the middle east.

Stop posting your retarded "opinions" in every thread you dumb attention whore terrorist, nobody cares

Nope. They get wet for Englishmen, Frenchmen, and maybe Spaniards though.

Obviously not the anglo cretins you see at football games. They have to be somewhat attractive and speak in RP.

kys.

Ok name 10 whites who have actual power in the middle east.
Whites who are hired by sandniggers who are actually in charge dont count btw

No that's what terrorists do, so you should go ahead

Seriously you're the most reddit poster here, I hate seeing your stupid inane posts, just fuck off

> Norway has the most bad ass special forces I've ever seen and worked with.

Of course the running head/president/king of the country is going to be a national from the country retard, that's how it works everywhere. Most of the important jobs here are given to white expats though, some people even complain about it and say it takes away their jobs from them.

Twitter is going bananas, this is pretty funny.

>Seriously you're the most reddit poster here

why don't you go there, since you seem to know so much about how it's like.

If all Norwegians decide to leave, can we have their mountains?

please leave. he is right and you are shitting the thread up with asshurt.

Shut the fuck up you little cocksucker.

Ah i see. You were just confusing power with carrying out jobs they are hired for. No problem.
>that's how it works everywhere.
Not really, we already have whites with knowledge and experience to build a community as we have been doing it for hundreds of years

He basically said something most people think, but somehow saying it aloud is wrong

...

we have a special relationship with them, something your arab ass will never have. stay jelly

>carrying out jobs they are hired for.

Presidents are literally just figureheads. They only really matters when it comes to foreign affairs. The people who actually do matter in the country are the ones who own the biggest corporations in the country, the ones who are in control of the money flow within the country. Guess what? Those people are white.

if only you were scandinavian

tru 100 desu

Stop

>stay jelly

It really doesn't bother me at all. I've never claimed to be nordic nor do I ever want to be nordic. it's not my fetish.

They had this obsession since the 1800s. I don't get it either ,since at the time most of them were primarily descendants from the British Isles.

Well considering your region still lives in the 1600s, maybe in 400 years it will actually start to look like something

He's 100% correct, the power tiers among Europeans for normie people here are
1 French
2 English
3 Scottish or Welch
4 German
5 Scandinavian, Mediterranean tie
6 human feces
7 Irish
8 Slav other than poles
9 poles
Prove me wrong

It already does look like something. People from literally everywhere are investing in the middle east. Chinese already have opened a lot of factories here and there are many expats from different nationalities. Stay in your little bubble of what you think the middle east is like if it makes you happy, though.

>cheese slicer
I don't quite know how to feel about being called that

>la absorbedor de heritages

no

criminally underrated

remember norwegians not to racemix with 56% mutts, maintain your superior bloodline

but muh special relationship

>tfw love big assed spic girls
I'm trying, but the temptation takes a hold of me

He's just some 15yo gamer who likes monster energy drink, don't worry about people like him.

Allegiances shift with the news. Not so long ago Americans were hurling insults at Scandis for 'socialist welfare' programmes and claiming they'd infect America with liberalism should they immigrate after their imminent collapse

Today they are celebrating brotherly ties

fuck off

But I literally am descended from the nords.

Begone foul mutt

I'm not talking about you. But the Nordic obsession was there.

>la absorbedor de heritages

Come on, just a slice...

>worked with norwegians one day
>wow they were cool guys i guess
>wtf i fucking love norway now
>hell yeah norwegian spec ops are the best

but scandinavians are all arabs now

I'm disappointed in you

You are now aware that 10% of your country's population is North African and 2% is black

Oh, o-okay then..

norway is fucking gay

>Yakut

The wut.

it's probably more desu

her father is iraqi. her mother is norwegian.

Im iraqi and for some reason a lot of the men in my family married nordic women.

hm yes it is surely curious why people from safe and prosperous countries which lean to the left aren't frothing at the mouth to enter the united shartlands
give me a green card btw

her mother is a mutt tho, not norwegian