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Will you migrate to Cinemos on release date?

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letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/
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letterboxd.com/machill54

you're all garbage, i hate you all

letterboxd.com/steakbro
hey guys

How is Better Call Saul?

Better Saul Call

>Will you migrate to Cinemos on release date?
that's a trick question because I've been using RYM since 2009

letterboxd.com/megaautist

D.W. Griffith is amazing

It's pretty good. I mean, it sucks because all TV sucks. But for some sucky shit, it's ok.

also, if anyone's interested, you need to make a RYM account before July 1 if you want to be able to use the public Cinemos beta that starts on July 22

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letterboxd.com/albion
blackmarble.bandcamp.com/album/its-immaterial

kill yourself

Hey guys, this is Pete. I love movies!

Look at me, I'm PUNQ!

funny gif don't you think

Looks like Bruce Melvin and his Jewish boyfriend Winstonne are back to making shit threads

this is funnier
m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMl25TsYpZg

Imagine falling for a no-name seat-filler and feeling smug about it.

WHAT'S UP FAGS

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where are the nigger babies

lol

letterboxd.com/OriginalName3/

Original name.

movies from the 30's are garbage. they're filmed plays

This wasn't me, I don't think you're all garbage, just most of you. But I love you all!

"I hate you. I HATE ALL MEN!"
Top Hat, directed by Mark Sandwich

What do you think of megaautist machill?

wahoo!!!!!!!!!
good person!!!!!!!!!

his brain is broken, it's nice that he is passionate about the things he is passionate about but he spends a whole lot of time wasting it talking with morons here that could be spent doing literally anything else and be better spent
so a tragic figure overall

this is not me!!!!!!!!!!

hey machill hows it going

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk

this is WOOHOO not WAHOO

fatty tsarbuckle

SO CHANGE THE NAME!

ok thank you

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Not going to go to the all night Michael Mann or 80s slasherthon

After some reflection I've decided an all night movie thing is probably awful

RIP Fred Astaire

Goodnight, sweet prince.

because he himself is a moron

did he get what he deserved?

>start watching kiss me deadly after intensive shilling in this general
>cue criterion logo
>immediately turn it off
wew that was close!

come home kino man
letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/

>i hatee criterion collection so much my faves? everything by brakhage :&)

There's a French BD if you'd prefer.

dogshit > smoothembryo

Thread saved wew!

dogshit > criterion > smoothhands

brakhage is in the criterion colle- oh I get it

I wonder how people who hate famous movies react when they see a REAL bad movie like Troll 2 there faces would probably melt lol

those that gave half star to citizen kane would be forced to give NEGATIVE A JILLION STARS for Disaster Movie

those contrarians would probably "love" them

interesting how in contrarian circlejerks like Sup Forums you only ever hear about people attacking movies people love and expressing positivity to notoriously awful films. almost as if posters want nothing but attention and replies.

straubien gave 3 stars to citizen kane and 2.5 to the magnificent ambersons. I bet she never browsed Sup Forums

probably gave 5 stars to The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

>stone

Seek help.

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Funny Face is a better musical than anything by Demy or La La Land

That statement is a bunch if hooey. it doesn't even have Emily Jean in it.

It has Audrey Hepburn in it

I want Audrey Hepburn to give me heartburn :3

booooooo i dont even know herrr

That's lovely Bruce

and shit in my mouth :3

I want Audrey Hepburn to brap in m mouth :3

BRUCE THAT'S DISGUSTING

Maybe this appeals to someone not in heels...

BRUCE THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Maybe this appeals to someone not in heels...

that's was perfect. kiss me deadly should be seen by people with good taste only

>mfw machill is the emily jean poster

I want Audrey Hepburn to throw up in my mouth :3

+1

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Je veux que Audrey Hepburn pisse dans ma bouche :3

BRUCE CELUI-CI DÉGAGÉ!

Peut-être que cela fait appel à quelqu'un qui n'est pas dans les talons...

Voglio che Audrey Hepburn sospiri in bocca :3

BRUCE CHE SCOPPIA

Forse questo appello a qualcuno non in tacchi

3: htuom ym ni poop ot nrubpeH yerduA tnaw I

"sospiro" means to sigh. you want to use the verb "pisciare".

"vorrei che Audrey hepburn mi pisciasse in bocca"

GNITSUGSID S'TAHT ECURB

cajate la voca

...sleeh ni ton enoemos ot slaeppa siht ebyam dnA

why do you use pictures of women to identify yourself online?
are you closeted trans?

>tfw sally black was the dense poster all the time

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Your first mistake was existing, /lbg/. Your second mistake was thinking you know more than me. I'm here to correct both of those mistakes. No matter how much time it takes, from now until the end of time, I'll be here to prove you wrong and destroy you. Give up, /lbg/, you can't win. I will always outmatch you mentally, genetically and sexually. Now get off my board and go back to plebbit.

k dude u know all the good Movys. when ur time is up and u are saying ur Goodbyes on the death-bed people will remember: U LIKED MOVYS~! u liked movys BETTER than other ppl liked movys. and u made sure they KNEW it. u KNEW the BEST way to escape from your Life for two hours. NO one else wasted their time like YOU did. NO one else could appreciate the intricacies of filmic (sic) mundanity like YOU did. haha hell yea. one for the history books, right here

yeah well I'm not a pedophile so...

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I wanna fuck that wabbit

Bruce that's lovely

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I want that wabbit to brap in my mouth :3