Protagonist wakes up in the morning and puts on a shirt

>protagonist wakes up in the morning and puts on a shirt
>doesn't struggle for 30 seconds because one of the sleeves is turned inside out

>doesn't struggle with his shirt to hide his mantits the best

>he doesn't organize his clothing before going to sleep

>protagonist goes to the bar
>doesn't have to spend 10 minutes to get the bartender's attention

>protagonist wakes up in the morning and puts on his pants
>doesn't stumble around like a retard because he's still sleepy as fuck

>protagonist is shown to be a neat workaholic
>gets up at 5 am and he is refreshed
>puts on a clean ironed shirt
>has a healthy breakfast
>goes to work

When do they go to sleep? 8 pm?

>protagonist gets out of shower
>doesn't spend 10 minutes grinning to himself in the mirror, moving his facial features with his hands and punching himself in the face and whispering to himself

the night before a workday? yeah, you lazy NEET

>t. autist virgin

>Character goes for a pee
>It isn't thick and brown, flecked with blood and pus. And he isn't screaming in pain as he passes the urine

How do they expect us to believe it

>protagonist gets out of bed refreshed
>doesn't struggle with unending neck pain regardless of pillow tactics

>character is alone at home
>doesn't spend the day calling his ex then hanging up when she answers

>character gets out of bed
>with socks on still

>character has long conversation with attractive stranger
>doesn't even begin sweating

>protagonist is shown on the toilet
>isn't straining and wiggling back and forth trying to get the poo out, and doesn't have to wipe 25 times until asshole is bleeding but there's still poo in his asshole folds

>character is in a hot and humid place
>his ass doesn't sweat

takes me right out

>character drinks at a bar

>"Put it on my tab." Before walking out

>he doesn't sleep with socks on

>character owns a house

>protagonist showers in the morning
Who the fuck does that ? Just shower the night before. It's not like your bed has germs or anything (unless you are a dirty pig who never changes sheets). You also get more sleep that way.

>keep having to change shampoo because they keep putting caffeine in it.

I hate it.

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FUCK OFF PAJEET YOUR CONDO IS SIX BEDS NO BATH AND NOT EVEN A BASEMENT

>It's not like your bed has germs or anything
There are germs everywhere you fucking idiot.