Jesus Christ, he's gained at least 100 pounds

Jesus Christ, he's gained at least 100 pounds

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>Tim broke me!

Is he actually working on something or is he bullshitting so the patreon donors continue donating?

and a large DIET coke please

GET MY SHOW BACK

lmao fuckin retard with a shit show BTFO

hes going for the boogie2988 scam to get people to pay for his health insurance

100 pounds of muscle

Hi sam

so glad this unfunny hack got exposed and BTFO by BASED TIM

>tim """the cuck" heidecker
>based
fuck off to reddit

wait a moment
what video is that from?

i don't think that's from a released MDE or Hydewars video. that would mean...

Tell me about Sam, why does he wear the hat?

Bulking

Thank god Sup Forums showed me the light on this fraud.
>muh book buy muh book
god WHERE IS THE COMEDY

instagram

he's bulking up for a new role

Charls is being predictively neurotic and Sam is still doing active shootings for fun. But nary a word from Nick. Is he alright?

this honestly

Nick is thriving, I feel he wants to put the whole mde thing behind him and just run his antique store

He's embarrassed he was ever part of that group of jesters.

hes "working" the same way he was before his shitty show, which was to be a fat lazy degenerate talking into his cellphone. that moms video was fucking kino though

losing his show made him go insane

>watching enough gay porn to recognize when someone briefly looks like Sam when 89% of their face is obscured

mate, that IS sam.

>JLawYeahOk.gif

proofs

makes sense to be famine resistant if he's going to live in his car

...

He got fatter

I see Sam is resorting to feeder porn to scrape by

He's milking his Patreon rubes just like he did those bronies

Pottery

BEAR MODE! ROFL

daily reminder that sam works at the Moose Cafe in Tiverton (next to fall river) and has become the exact embodiment of everything he made fun of for years.

>the exact embodiment of everything he made fun of for years.

the ultimate comedy

was he a genius after all?

Just look at him, lol
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The proof is in his silence.

didnt he make thousands on bitcoin tho?

>dude all i need is one chance to take on these leftist cucks and i'll show them how smart i really am
>proceeds to get absolutely BTFO by tim who responds to his paranoid ramblings calmly and rationally

I think the live show that Sam did over the past several years was some of the best comedy in recent times. I'm not being sarcastic. It's hilarious. Ted Talks, Anime, Cool it. If he could reign it in like Sasha Cohen did, it could be great.

>“The good Sam is in the lodge and can’t leave.”

>knowing what's considered reddit
Go back

yes

Right wingers CAN'T be funny. Literally by definition. The conservative impulse is to conserve i.e. to stay the same and not cross certain boundaries.

But comedy, at it's core, is about seeing things in new and unexpected ways and, most importantly, questioning authority. All of those things run contrary to the conservative impulse. That's why there are no funny right-wing comedians.

>But I laugh at Sam's videos, user!

No you don't. The pleasure you take from watching Sam be a manchild is the pleasure of having your world-view validated. It is not the authentic laughter that might come from a comedian who is actually creative and transgressive like Jim Jeffries or Jenny Slate.

Sam simply spends all his time punching down, insulting minorities. As a comedian, you can't do that. There is nothing novel or boundary-pushing about repeating the same racist stereotypes that have been repeated for centuries. That's why "punch up, not down" is such a popular maxim in comedy circles. What is so funny about piling on people who already have it bad? That's not the creative impulse, that's the destructive impulse -- which just so happens to be part and parcel with conservative impulse.

I agree. It's nice to see a well-reasoned post on here.

8/10 bait

You just need to make it little bit more subtle.

You are passionate about this, apparently. I didn't read your bullshit because I really don't care.

> a comedian who is actually creative and transgressive like Jim Jeffries or Jenny Slate

Almost got me

>samefagging this hard

oh great he lost his mind

You know what is liberal comedy? Just bashing on republicans/right wingers and act all smug how we are on good side of history... What happens when right wing comedian questions (((authority))) or crosses (((certain boundaries))) ??? They get fired or MUH ANTI SEMITISM RAYSUZM FUG DRUMPF NAZI NAZI NAZI FIRE

>Lmao right-wingers only conserve!

No we don't, we accept change, just at a lower pace to absorb it correctly, and push back when change becomes impragmatic and isnt achieved by dialectic enough. Yes we move within societal and social structures and categories more than your average liberal, but that doesnt mean we reject change.

>Cons cant be funny
Oh so that's why the 'laugh at SJWs' thing became so popular, or the vids of people mocking liberals in a comedic fashion.
Just because liberals dominate pop
comedy doesn't mean there's a lack of funny conservatives.

hehe don't you know... it's all part of his character. his routine. He's fat and a sloppy jewish mess because it makes him funnier, hehe

He looks in great shape

He's just playing 25D chess. If he bothered to look good you'd kill yourself out of jealousy.

Actually, his behavior is really motivating to me. In these dark days of mine I can laugh at anything, even myself, I can always feel alright no mater what.

>funny conservatives

such as?

Nick DiPaolo

literally, WHO?

>That's why "punch up, not down" is such a popular maxim in comedy circles.
No it isn't, in fact it's mocked by the Cellar crowd and any comedian worth anything.

youtube.com/watch?v=vqpeT62uc58

hold the grease

He's not holding shit

ugh

FUCK OFF SAM

Seriously, I know you're really desperate for money and attention, and since your show has aired you now have at least a half-decent excuse to shill your racist, immature non-comedy here but you need to fuckin stop, dude. It's literally against the rules to advertise on this website without permission and the mods twould be perfectly in the right to BAN you right now... lol. You know what? i don't fuckin care anymore sam your dipshit fans will continue to reply to your blatant advertising and make sure there is constantly a thread up about how fuckin epic and not a tim and eric (way funnier btw) ripoff you are so i guess honest folks like may as well spare ourselves the effort of trying to debate you or stop you. I should be using that time watching some comedy that is pure melted fucking dogshit unlike yours. have a nice fucking life your big faggot and enjoy fucking trannies and underage girls you gay pedo. you should keep doing that i sure you wont ever get arrested for that. Yep you definitely wont ever have to go to prison where some real men will make you fucking bitch and serve some justice on your ass for abusing children. you'd probably enjoy you big fag getting raped in prison by blacks and whites.

At least I can say I don't have that to look forward to.

seriously fuck you sam go fucking die

ok, now tell us how you really feel user.

No joke, Sam is a loser. Can't wait for the heart attack.

Fat slob convince 6,000 dumbass alt-whites to buy his unfunny joke book

I guess this makes him hoodrich. Or should I say: living in your car rich
Now he can buy some new snow chains for his prius

>implying Sam doesn't drift on the kansai in his hachiroku

MDE never dies? More like, what's already dead can't ever die lol. WP was kino, but it was too good for Sam.

Huh, didn't think i would find an intelligent post on Sup Forums these days.

One estrogen pill has been deposited into xour account.

Had me going there for a second, loffs all round mates

Cultivating mass.

He might just be super hungover and being ridiculous as a way to cope with the internal pain of it. I've definitely acted goofy and bizarre in front of friends after being way too good at emptying bottles.
Would also explain the weight gain. If I seemingly lived in my car I'd be drinking nightly, and that is a great way to get fat.

>no health insirance
>puts himself at risk for cardiac arrest

This isn't bait, is it? You honestly believe this.

you look like shit, sam

That's not funny, that's just a guy ranting

Tells you all you need to know about these Trumpcucks. I actually think Nick DiPaolo's a decent standup when he's not spewing his political bullshit (increasingly less common), but it's telling this braindead asshole links you Nick's least funny (uninformed) bullshit when he's trying to convince you he's funny.

These same people will whine about "left-wing" (by which they mean weak-sauce liberal) comics "pushing an agenda."

>everyone else is a stupid idiot and I'm fucking street smart and I'm a victim because of how great I am because I won the lottery of birth. I'm going to autistically reeee on television because commercials don't market exclusively to my demographic.

By the way, here's an example of Nick being funny. Notice he isn't whining about how whites are the most oppressed people ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=V2aio3G1Yj4

He needs to be careful, what if he gets a heart attack? He can't afford health insurance, after all

Who's this 23 year old kid with a chip on his shoulder, his heart on his sleeve, and the world in his eyes?

>i dont have health insurance!!!
>votes for trump

what did he mean by this?

HAHAHAHA YOU SAID KEK AND REDDIT HAHAAHAHAHA HOW WILL TIM EVEN RECOVER

(((LE SCARY BOOGEYMAN)))
Go donate money to the Daily Stormer or do wacky salute with Weev,see how far that get you
AHAHAAH THAT CHERRY PICKED FATSO AT THE UNIVERSITY FLAILING HER ARMS SURE IS FUNNY TRIGGER TRIGGER TRIGGER TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLR

people find different things funny ya friggen goomba

Sauce or you're making it up.

...

Sam is funny and charismatic but you people don't really respect someone who's worldview is so weirdly bleak and cynical right?

Nick owns an antiques business with two stores. He's killing it.

Charls is literally insane though. It's only since he started doing solo shit that I've realised it. I mean, the Korea town vid is kino, as well as some of his others, but the guy is mental