Cast a 21st Century Cannonball Run

Cast a 21st Century Cannonball Run

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Don't tell me what to do

is there anyone even close to a modern Burt Reynolds...only one I can think of is Tom Selleck and he it to old

Nathan Fillion after a diet?

Jlaw and chloe moretz as the sluts

men with his presence/demeanor aren't really present in Hollywood anymore

You couldn't do a 1 to 1 recast with a new Burt Reynolds and so on, you'd need to pick from the current stable of popular actors and build a new ensemble with new dynamics based on their strengths.

Off the top of my head you could try Ryan Reynolds, Jonah Hill, some of the better known SNL people, if you can afford it Ryan Gosling and/or Jeff Bridges.

Those old movies would also often have people who did stuff from outside the goofball comedy genre to vary the tone, I'm thinking maybe a Jason Statham would be good for that.

Throw in a pair of hot chicks like they did for OP's pic and you got yourself a movie.

Based John Carpenter fucking this titty jew for years

Michael Cera?

I suppose but the tone would be hard to recreate
You could plug in modern actors and go another way with it...but recasting Burt, Dom Deluise, Jack elam and even Farrah would be tough. Not to mention the Sammy and Dean

Ludacris and T.I. in a lowrider.

George Clooney could play the part.

I bet most of Sup Forums has never seen cannonball run.

Never mind Burt

Who the hell could replace Dom DeLuise?

that's the women from escape from ny
those are one of the sexier boobies ever

Well that's the thing, you can't recreate it because it all came from the cast, so you need to find a new tone. Get a short list of established actors who can do comedy and try to get the chemistry right.

Let's be real, if the movie was to be made they'd probably get Galifianakis.

It would have to be all female, or all minorities, or some such politically correct stuff.

Kevin James

Idris Elba

They couldn't do shit like this, that's for sure.

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Oh God I can see the studios doing that

"Well their fat and sorta funny that's close enough right?"

probably the closest, but still a stretch to imagine Clooney hamming it up wiscracking, punching some dude in the face and then winking at the camera

Idris Elba

Unironically possible...the likability, swagger and stache although lacking the underlying silliness/charm

>Unironically possible...the likability, swagger and stache although lacking the underlying silliness/charm
Couldn't work as a comedy. First time Idris Elba gets stopped by the cops, they draw their firearms and empty 9 rounds into him.

Cat Dennings for the Barbeau role

Adrienne Barbeau is not Jewish. She's half Armenian

>I bet most of Sup Forums has never seen cannonball run.
I've seen it enough times to make up for everyone.

Cast for 21cent remake:
original role - remake

Ambulance - no idea, any newday ambulance?
Aston DB5 - Aston DBS
Ferrari - Ferrari 488
Lambo - Lambo Hurracan or so
NASCAR - a modern day NASCAR?
Tuner hatchback - modern day tuned hothatch
Rolls - Rolls Ghost

Recast the T/A? Camaro,NO!

>Cast a 21st Century Cannonball Run

It's called Rat Race. Or is that It's a Mad Mad World?

in any case, if you did remake Cannonball Run, call it something else and get all the known gearhead characters of today playing variations on their characters, basically parody versions of the F&F crew and for fun throw in a giant transforming robot that ISN'T a transformer

>for fun throw in a giant transforming robot that ISN'T a transformer
Oh, like in the Michael Bay movies?

GODDAMMIT WHAT DID I JUST SAY

Holy fucking yum!

Why would I when there's a far superior alternative? BASED JON LOVITZ.

>the Barbie museum

Hue

Do you even have to ask?

Every jew on earth is half Armenian.

Jackie Chan as Jackie Chan who played Jackie Chan

Jack Black

Ralph Fiennes as Roger Moore

I did one of those DNA tests and found out I'm 2% Armenian. I've gotten the sudden urge to only wear track pants and act like a black guy.

what part is the other 98%

Chris Pratt

this shitty remake of Its a mad, mad mad, mad world isnt worth watching

Black guy

Jonah Hill

Top Gea... I mean the Grand Tour guys for the cameo.

>SOMEBODY starts playing

Bad news, it's actually getting rebooted

somebody what?

ONCE TOLD ME
You bastard had to ask

Norm Macdonald impersonating Burt Reynolds