/who/ - Doctor Who General

World Enough and Time Live thread edtion
Previously:

first for I like Bill

That's nothing, you should see Channel 4.
>growing up as an autistic trans gypsey black gay muslim and being cast as the thirteenth doctor

DINNER TIME

Want more. I want cheese and chips, and meat and gravy, and cream and beer, and pork and beef, and fat, great big chunks of hot, wet red!

Meat, cakes and red wine. Hot, fat, blood, food. Pots, plates of meat, and flesh, and grease, and juice, and baking, burnt, sticky hot skin. Hot. It's so hot.


DINNER TIME

HYPE. Don't fuck this up you fuckers.

lmao even the announcer didn't say MONDASIAN cybermen

>BBC programme "looking at how private renters live"

They're getting more out of touch, aren't they

TIME

FOR

KINO

>Don't fuck this up

Oh, do I feel bad for you.

>First shot
>Worst cgi of the series

a MONDASIAN thread

>mfw it literally is dinner time right now

Havin a burger, a fancy one with the cheese on the inside

I have no vegetables though, I haven't had any vitamins for quite a while actually

KINO STARTS RIGHT NOW

Hayley Atwell WILL be the Doctor

REGEN

THE LEAKS WERE REAL HOLY SHIT

>tfw out for dinner time

I WAS TRUEEEEEEEEEEE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What were the leaks?

Watch that opening scene happen at the end of the Christmas special.

>regenerating in the snow
Wow, a pointless Tenth Planet reference

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

she said it

I heard yall liked The Impossible Planet

-Moffat

Well so far that he'd start the episode regenerating before it cut to the intro.

'no'

Every single spaceship set from the Moffat era looks way too clean.

>And now, finally, I have become the Doctor Who

Fucking really?

>"I'm Doctor Who"
Jesus Christ

>Capaldi meet the next doctor...

>TIM ROSENTHAL!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

we /meta/ now

Is BBC America like a minute ahead of BBC Bongland?

I hope that isn't the actual regen cause if he's going out like a bitch like Tennant, Moffat has another thing coming.

>Exposition and comic relief
Keked

SHE DID A FUCKING DAB

>gender jokes

Uh oh

SHE DID THE DAB

DOCTOR WHO IS HIS REAL NAME.

After five seasons of writing "DOCTOR WHO" into as many episodes as he can, Moffat finally got bored and decided to start forcing it

nah

Doctor Who is canon now

post dab

What did I miss? Only got in at the comic relief/exposition joke

"I like it."

Gonna need an answer on this one lads. Just want to know why I'm seeing things in the thread before they happen on TV.

STOP SAYING DOCTOR WHO

WOW!

Don't swear!

Men btfo

Yay, a whole finale based around how she survived that

Oh wow she's black on the inside too.

So wait, Missy was 13 the whole fucking time? Is Michelle Gomez going to stay on with the show or are they pulling a double regeneration?

Bill is fucking dead kek

Yep it's a fucking Simmulation

BILLS DEAD
YES HOLY SHIT

Kek

VNA LEVEL
N
A

L
E
V
E
L

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

VNA LEVEL DARK

DAB
SELFIE
DOCTOR WHO
THIS EPISODE IS TOTALLY FOR THE KIDS

fucking RIP Bill

Either Bill is dead (best part of the whole series)
Or it's a simulation (worst part of the whole series)

BASED THIS IS GALLIFREY

But there isn't a female word for "Lord"

Doctor's queer too
fucking lel

>Timelords are gender fluid
GET OUT CULTURAL MARXISM REEEEEEEEE

This is Gallifrey

Man Crush
WTF I HATE THE DOCTOR NOW

>tumblr shit

Here we go

Bill: CHECK YOUR TIMELORD PRIVILEGE SCUM

Moffags will literally defend this

Lady.

I guess they mean Lady

GENDER AND STEREOTYPES

>what is lady

>Doctor implies he had female regenerations before the first doctor

WOW

THIS IS GOING TO BE A SIMULATION

JUST LIKE HOW HUMAN NATURE/FAMILY OF BLOOD INTRODUCED US TO THE CONCEPT OF THE CHAMELEON ARCH AND BECOMING HUMAN

EXTREMIS INTRODUCED THE CONCEPT OF A SIMULATION THAT SEEMS REAL

SCREENSHOT THIS

>the timelords are above your petty gender stereotypes
nice
epic
i like it

Lady

>the doctor was teaching at Greenwich University

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY

LORD is a fucking English word. It's translated for Bill. In Gallifreyan it might be gender neutral.

>MOFFAGS ARE LITERALLY DEFENDING THIS TUMBLR PANDERING SHIT

Well it btfo everyone, tell everyone to stop caring about gender and the doctor being played by a man.

They've literally been called Time Ladies previously

IS SHE DEAD? PLEASE BE DEAD

>Blues are non-human

The "House of Lords" is addressed as "my Lords", "my Lord(s)" is used to refer to senior justices, including female ones.

The Queen is the Lord of Manx.

Oooh, time dilation from the black hole.

Time dilation is cool as fuck.

That Simm!

Stupid ape

RAZOR

PAIN

what's time dilation?

Seriously. This might be one of the most interesting times Moffat has used "Timey wimey".

Hopefully he'll do it justice.

...

>Pain. Pain. Pain.
Sounds like someone's watching this episode

>but niggers are
What a load of bullshit

Time is perceived to be slower when you're near a black hole because of the light being sucked it.

Give me the Quick Rundown on what has happened so far.