Make a movie about your worst CAPTCHA experiences

>phonepsting on toilet
>write a paragraph long response
>get ready for a quick CAPTCHA run-through
>the usual "pics are going to fade away, ha ha, sorry faggot" for 1 minute
>shrug it off.
>get to the street signs
>finally, my nigga
>hit all the signs
>nope
>store front time
>alright, third times the charm
>nope.
>street signs again
>I got it this time
>street signs fade out
>getting angry
>5 minutes of straight "NOPE"
>get ready to thrown phone against wall
>cheeky cunt switches to "copy url"
>big sausage fingers, but do it
>finally posts
>thread archives
>I die from the anger
>directed by Sam Raimi

Hiro has set the captcha for the highest level of security. This means you have to do it over and over again.

He's pretty much forcing people to buy captcha passes.

Soon Sup Forums will be a pay web site. The Sup Forums gold meme will be a reality

just today, I went through ridiculous levels of captchas. lasted a solid 6 minutes. Almost just closed the tab to be honest with you. No fucking point in wasting that much time for any retarded shitpost.

> Work through 8 fucking captchas before one finally appears with "verify" in it.
>click verify
>5 more captchas
>reponse posts
>responded to the wrong redditor

the time varies for me. sometimes, three solid minutes of captcha. others, no captcha. this is one such time i have no captcha

someone who photoshop him in with something.

>character has to find all the cars that have bombs
>finds them all
>turns out a street sign had one too so he fails

>all of these idiots who don't know they can turn on legacy captcha in the settings
How have you lived so long being this retarded?

Even with legacy my faggot newfriend. the security on these captchas is fucking unbearable, especially for phoneposting.

If you lurk a bit more than a month, you'll get just as angry. Trust me.

Yes, it sure is hard to type two words

I'm unfortunate enough to have browsed this shithole for ten years and get lectured by a phoneposter too dumb to tick a box in the settings

>It's a street numbers fade away for 5 minutes episode

>On the phone
>Captcha is nowhere to be seen
>scroll up
>See captcha
>Catcha moves again
>Scroll down
>They outrun me
Am I the only one?

>the security on these captchas is fucking unbearable
damn...

>Picture of a freeway overpass filled with cars, assume captcha wants the 3 signs..
>nope

It was literally all the frames minus the 3 with signs...

Also been here for 10 years you hugboxing cunt. If you didn't notice the captchas becoming a pain in the ass this past year, then I know where you came from.

Want to guess where?

>WAHH WAHHH DON'T BROWSE ON A PHONE! I WAS TOLD ON R/Sup Forums THAT I CAN FIT IN IF I SAY THAT TEEHEE!
kys.

It's almost like, when you do manage to phonepost, it's faster to click boxes then type out words on a small ass phone.
oh..uh, I forgot to add-REEEE PHONEPOSTING BAD REEEE!! AAAAHH!!!

The rape scene was a little much.

>I'm unfortunate enough to have browsed this shithole for ten years
You sure must get paid a lot, are you a mod, user?

Imagine being so autistic you can't stop browsing this site even when you're in public and away from the computer

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>any instance of phoneposting is autistic
imagine being this much of a judgmental retard. What a shitty nu-meme.

>MUH SECRET CLUB REEEE!

You have a dependency... please get help, I'm worried about you

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>don't literally ever post on a phone
>or else you have a dependency
I like reading LOTR threads on the shitter, kiddo. You aren't going to change that routine.

I'm not interested in your life story, dude. Go to a therapist or don't, it's your problem to fix

>see a therapist because you browse Sup Forums on a phone sometimes
airtight arguments, friendo.