Guard your scoops

Late night TV show hosts are coming for them

Id love to see this faggot endure just 1% of the shit Trump endured during his Presidential campaign. I wonder how he'd react when people call for his death and threaten to murder his children.

Meme magic is real, prove me wrong.

>literally every single day Trump voice

Motherfucker won't make it past week 1. That shit is annoying and he does it every single day

>Colbert somehow lasts longer than one week
>Colbert runs as a democrat
>Colbert takes votes away from the Democratic Party's nominee
>Trump Landslide 2020 guaranteed

Thanks leftists

>I'm gonna run for President
>media posts the pictures of him in drag
>everyone makes fun of him
>he goes back to his late night show and insists it was just a joke

The DNC is in shambles, just as the GOP was last year. A complete outsider like Colbert could easily make it.

Looks like someone hasn't learned from last time he tried this publicity stunt to push his sister to win a south carolina seat.

Got stomped in that election. Only children watch his show and those bitches don't vote

>the GOP was in shambles last year
Okay buddy, sure they were. The Democrats have had a net loss of political seats nationwide in every single election since 2010 now. The Dems are down over 1200 State Legislature and Federal Seats since their high in 2008. That is not a flash in the pan change.

He's going to run as a republican by reviving his Colbert report persona. Right wingers will be retarded enough to once again buy into the "you don't take him literally but you take him seriously" meme and Stephen wins by a landslide, historically big electoral win.

Mandatory ice cream tax, right out the gate.

>2020
>Every nominee is a television personality
LMAOing at the absolute state of your political system

HOW MANY SCOOPS DONALD!?

>implying he's bold enough to fight the ice cream jews

...

It's not like we have any better candidates.

You can't run as a republican without consent from the party you retard

This
Trump opened the gates

In the past we thought "Well you need SOME political experience"
Not any more.

It's going to go full insane.
Ready for Oprah/Snoopdog 2020?

Colbert isn't an outsider politics wise. He's basically a stock democrat. He may be an outsider considering his fame but that would only do what that user is saying, splitting the Democratic vote. Then you take into account even more splitting due to third party candidates like with this election. I know plenty of people who openly insulted third party voters for taking votes away from Hilary and I imagine that they'd hate Colbert for doing it too regardless of how he runs since I'm positive he won't get the Democratic nomination.

>democrats ever being elected again after europe falls to ISIS

Trump isn't the only president that didn't have political experience, you stupid nigger.

Didn't he do that once before already and the DNC of North Carolina denied him a place on the ballot?

The rest dressed themselves up in the trappings of being politicians though.
Trump isn't even trying to pretend.
Even Reagan pretended

>people call for his death and threaten to murder his children.

alt-right kiddies are already doing that to every celebrity that remotely opposes their views, it's nothing new and certainly Trump wasn't the first

I'm a Republican and I would love for this to happen. Colbert has alienated more people than anyone in Hollywood. It would be great to see him run. Also the cognitive dissonance caused by him going from parody character to actual candidate would be amazing.

He's also got some very shady shit in his past, and now all of it would be fair game.

Won't happen, republicans aren't violent that way.

Didn't he try for office in North Carolina?

tbqh snoop would be pretty cool

fuck oprah though

DESU his biggest drawback as a candidate is the fact that he's catholic

It's very hard to go full populist for small time elections

t. someone who literally never paid any attention to politics before le epic Trump maymays

oh christ, tell me which presidential candidate needs kneepads then smart guy

your girlfriend is cute

Except they dont. Trumps Presidency has truly exposed the Left for the violent, racist, sexist, fascists they've always been.

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU BLUMPF!

What a lame fucking gimmick. Hope this dude feels unsatisfied and with an impending existential crisis at his purposelessness

Movies about hypocrisy?

what year is it

I cant wait.

12 months of the KING of late night btfo of triggered trumpcucks.

best timeline.

A Catholic in office is better than a Jew so as long as he or any non-kike or mudskin get the cheetoheeb out of office I'm fine with it.

trick question hillary supporters were sad before trump won too

this. trump is obviously a plant

dont believe me? look it up

Unironically reaching the end point of democracy

more of a fungus really

kek
Us Carolinians don't fall for bullshit so easily.

>faggot from r/politics that watches the daily show is smug about how well-versed he is
kek You libtards crack me up.

>Us Carolinians don't fall for bullshit so easily.

>The civil war was bad

Imagine believing this

WE WUZ NORMANS

>Us Carolinians
nigger

>Norman
>literally "man from the North"
>settle in the South

I can't wait to see the clusterfuck that will be the Democrat primary. It's going to be a glorious mess of celebrities who think they are helping the party and politicians

>the GOP was in shambles last year

I'm just saying. That's why Trump made it

Colbert is a race traitor and a mudslime lover, the DNC would love him, but he would be worse than Hillary. But I will take Colbert or Hilary any day over Grandpa Jew Socialist.

Zorpmhph's days are numbered

Do it.

Great news. Trump may have won short term but after his 4 years are up and people realize he was a failure and all talk. democrats will take over again for the next decade. same thing happened with obama.

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>all talk
LMAO enjoy your fanfiction because it's the only thing keeping you sane

The mentality is that if they get a celebrity to run, they could beat Trump. They don't realize that Trump being a celebrity was a fucking hurdle for people until they realized what he had to say.

Trump is a billionare businessman with many successful businesses who is known for his ability to make "good deals". Colbert is an obnoxious and grating leftist handpuppet comedian who looks effete and ineffectual.

Rolling back regulations and pulling out of the Paris Agreement isn't going to magically make coal jobs come back. Not while natty gas and nuke power are both more economical, even without regulations. He's going to have to subsidize that shit if he cares about coal that much.

Is this really how America should work though? This is plain Jewery. The Democrat Party can never clean up it's act if this is how it works.

pulling out of the Paris agreement doesn't mean we're going to destroy the world with global warming either but that's all that leftists want people to think it is.

Well he's probably not a piss fetishist so he wouldn't have to endure a golden shower.

I don't think it's going to destroy the world with global warming either, especially since it's a good faith agreement and really does fuck-all for the environment on its own. Obama didn't even really follow it that closely.

That being said, I still think that pulling out of it was a horrendously dumb idea.

>A Catholic in office is better than a Jew
how significantly would it even differ

hell if anything the Jew might be the lesser evil just out of that strong inborn persecution complex, oy vey I can't push too many anti-White and nation wrecking policies all at once hehe or I might get gassed by some angry goyim!

whereas the Catholic would go full-bore ahead with all the ridiculous cuckold social policies he and his faggot Pope support

(slow heavy metal music playing)

>He's also got some very shady shit in his past, and now all of it would be fair game.

Is this shady shit that people are going to care about? Or is it shady shit that no one cares about like #Benghazi or hosting emails on a private server?

I need to know because American Republicans have this thing where they believe they have super hot controversial scoops that no one gives a shit about in reality.

>Falling for literal fake news

Colour me surprised.

>no one cares about like #Benghazi or hosting emails on a private server?
lol actually believing no one cared

It doesn't matter because colbert isn't concentrated ego. You call Donald Trump out for anything and he doesn't give a fuck or bat an eye. Hillary was kind of like this too, but not as good.

But you could find a way to get under Colbert's skin and make him stutter. He would be out of his element. He never had to be serious in his life and you could make him crack.

>no one gives a shit about while existing contented in their manufactured reality
fixed that for you bud

this isn't reddit

The 2020 election is going to make the 2016 election look like the 2012 or 2008 election, mark my words

>Election 2020 will be Colbert vs tdrmmf

>He never had to be serious in his life and you could make him crack.

Does he have to be though? He could be a smug prick throughout debates and people would love him, just like Trump

Fucking kek, oh brother

>You call Donald Trump out for anything and he doesn't give a fuck or bat an eye.
that is the opposite of reality from anyone who has interacted with donald trump

> just 1% of the shit Trump endured during his Presidential campaign. I wonder how he'd react when people call for his death and threaten to murder his children.

So your average day for a high-ranking politician like every other president and presidential candidate went through

You kidding?

Really, are you kidding? You know that his family has been threatened repeatedly, right? He had a segment awhile back where he read off comments people left for him, including stuff about raping his wife, his kids getting cancer, and him getting shot in the head.

Do you just randomly shitpost without knowing what you're talking about in the slightest?

>the left goes all out this election, spending over a BILLION dollars to dredge up literally every secret Trump has ever had
>2020 rolls in
>They have no ammo
lmao I can not wait.

I think you could trap him somehow. Liberals are full of contradictions. But maybe he could pull that off, but I don't think it would garner votes.

But if he did choose that route, he'd have to stick with it. Hillary would have done better if she stuck with her high road nonsense, but she kept letting herself get dragged down to Trump's level and Trump is better at his game than Hillary ever could be. Her strength was as a stuffy politico, not, barb sparring.

lmao yall fucked

Let's keep it that way

Jesus Christ, he actually unironically believes this. That's very cute, sweetie.

>every politician ever gets death threats every day by the truckload

K

Meanwhile Trump has saved all the footage and images of democrats threatening to kill him and his supporters. He should use that Kathy Griffin stunt in a 2020 campaign ad.

The level of widespread, fully acceptable vitriol and poison being spit in Trump's direction from the moment he was set to enter office is unprecedented. And a presidency plagued by whining obstruction.

Presidents do, which is why I explicitly said high-ranking politicians you retard.

Yeah, pretty much f-a-m. I mean, random nobody Youtube celebrities get a dozen a week or more. Any of them with over 1-2 million followers get pretty consistent death threats and harassment. And that's for who-the-fuck-cares pseudo-celebrities. What do you think the politicians who represent the entire fucking country are going to get, some lollipops and a pat on the back?

don't you mean unpresidented? He's very good at spelling, the best. Everyone praises him on his big, big words.

Okay fucksticks... you think anyone actually reads the death threats they get? You don't think emails just filter that shit out? And you don't think someone else doesn't read any physical mail first and then toss out the threats?

Idiots. Fuck off.

wow richard spencer is moving up in the world

>fucksticks
cringe

>from the moment he was set to enter office is unprecedented

James Garfield got killed literally 4 months after he took office.

>cringe

>what is "moving the goalposts"?
And as a followup...who says fucksticks? Are you 12? And do you honestly think the PRESIDENT reads the death threats he gets? Are you that fucking dumb?

I knew a guy who worked for the postal service in DC< and all the presidnets mail, death threats, suggestions, everything, went to this big warehouse complex before it went anywhere. There are secret service agents whose sole job is to read the mail, sort through it, send on anything that looks fine, throw away the garbage and spam, and catalog the rest so the FBI and Secret Service can track those making death threats.

He would lose. Democrats can only win here on out if they nominate someone who isn't white

What's hilarious is that the DNC is such a smoking wreck he could probably take it.
The primaries that is, I didn't dismiss the Don when I first heard because I knew of his history with the Reform Party.

It's also hilarious he thinks DNC inparty politics wouldn't bend him over for a suppository pilling.