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>it's a tourist OP makes a new thread way before the bump limit because he doesn't realize there's no karma on Sup Forums episode

who can realistically stop him?

>patrician
>doesn't list "watching the characters develop and interact in interesting/funny/nice ways"

GAY ALERT GAY ALERT GAY ALERT

Phillip Morris

don't joke about that user

Mark Frost

READ MY BOOK FAGGOTS

Secret History is unironically good.

So is Sky going to be in the new season or nah?

>mfw I have to work 3 hours past 9 tomorrow

I always work on Sunday and get home around midnight. I just avoid /tpg/ right before the episode airs and watch the recording I have set up.

Probably going to be a Roadhouse performer which is cool with me. As long as Lynch doesn't have her act.

>youtube.com/watch?v=RkcnqldqF_4

She makes Chrysta Bell look like Meryl Streep.

I did Mark. It sucks.

>see you mondeh--

The Green Inferno and Knock Knock are unironically the best horror films of the decade, though.

>tfw this is absolute truth

heroin is a hell of a drug

ONE ONE NINE

>insert 1 credit into slot machine
>Lynch is such a hack that he has the machines set to test mode
>1 credit counts up to 2 credits then to 3, the only way to make a machine flip out with sirens etc.

DISGUSTING

what does she mean by that?

Another disgusting thing about the casino scene is 1000% intentional and 100000% Frost.

When Cooper first enters and is talking to the security guard, there are two couples behind him talking to each other. The one to our right is a wimpy White man and his White girlfriend. The girlfriend wears a VERY thick anklet on her LEFT leg. Then the couple's bull approaches from the cashier, a White Hispanic (since her left-leg anklet indicates her preference for non-black bulls).

kys

i can't tell if you are being ironic or not

when are they gonna knock it off with the retarded dougie jones shit, lads?

911 backwards maybe

Dougie Jones is objectively the best thing about the season m8

But I did, Mark, and I read it, and it was kind of silly. Come on, Nixon and aliens? Really?

Next episode's cliffhanger will be Cooper's return, I think.

Can confirm

agreed... and they spun it out way too long with barely any narrative underpinning for the transition back to cooper to actually be enjoyable
everyone is gonna think "thank fuck for that" when dougie jones is dropped

That's an heel strap, not an anklet

kys

Look at this pleb. It's all about the sweeping. Sweeping scenes are the height of kino.

REMINDER THAT MARK FROST READS THESE THREADS.

SAY SOMETHING NICE (OR MEAN) TO HIM.

I hope so lad

When's the next Fantastic 4 movie, Frosty?

The anklet is so thick and heavy (indicating the extreme level of her swinger lifestyle / her tether to it) that it has slipped down over the heelstrap. You an expert on women's shoes?

Hey Mark, is it your idea or David's to have the Dougie Jones bullshit go on and on for nearly half the season?

MARCO FROST ES CORNUDO

I will never read your book Mark

Does Eric Da Re really postt here?

>tfw no heroinfu
just kill me brehs

That sweeping scene was the definition of "kino".

I am an expert, considering I am a woman.

That was David's idea.

Is starbound coming to ps4?

do lynch lynch'd his daugther?

When are we going to see Cooper return to his senses, Mark?
And will it be worth the excruciating wait?

Do I have to watch the second season or can I skip it? I heard it's shit.

So far I've seen the movie and Season 1 and I think I'm ready for Season 3.

I appreciate season 3 for doing its own thing, but I miss this comfy humor. I feel like lynch tries to inject some classic TP humor in season 3 but it always falls flat and seems out of Place, like Lucy reacting to the cell phone or the autistic onlookers when the kid gets run over

Rhonda best girl

You didn't hear it from me, but Cooper doesn't become "Cooper" again until the penultimate episode.

:D

Please no.

HELLO~oooo~OOOOO

How can people not like retarded Dougie?

giv dougie bf

TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
TEACH ME TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE

If you skip s2, then you might as well skip s3 too

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>he skips seasons
ultra pleb desu
No, you'll be more confused than you should be and important details will be lost on you. Season 2 has some pretty shitty parts but they're still entertaining.

Dougie spin off when

DAMN

whos judy?
whats with the ticks cooper and the log lady had near season2 finale?
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too many questions not many doughnuts

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Can we expect Laura to have any kind of retribution or perhaps a revisit to the "real world" of Twin Peaks in some form?
She was whisked off early on in the season and we haven't seen sight nor sound of her since.

GOOD

>Do I have to watch the second season or can I skip it?
>So far I've seen the movie and Season 1
the fuck dude?

COVFEFE

This is a mentally deficient high school gir being taught how to drink a bottle of water by her teenage friend.

Say something nice to her!

desu I already know the entire lore from reading the Twin Peaks wiki.

I was just watching the show and the movie for the heck of it.

Man, Sheryl Lee is a real bad actor. Also, is the new season as comfy as the first season was?

how did bob get into leland head?

>I already know the entire lore from reading the Twin Peaks wiki
You're a fucking retard, watch the show already.

So which side do you wear your anklet on in order to attract massive dicks (of what race?) and their sperm into your womb? Guessing you have no womb since you're on here.

Laura will return, Cooper is tasked with freeing her from the Chrome Lodge. That's where she got whisked away to in Part 2 after she told him after BOB-Cooper's evil machinations.

Why is Dougie so moe?

consensual sex

I really really hate this picture for some reason.

>Sheryl Lee

>he fell for the bait
baka desu senpai

You have a very sick fetish, my friend.

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>I was just pretending to be retarded

That is one cute tard!

Why did Lynch make Sheryl Lee wear that ugly ass giant wig for FWWM? If her hair was too short he could have just given her hair extensions.

You on the right.

What happened to Prey 2?

I only noticed this the other day, but does she make that face from Bobby hitting her with the bottle?

It looks like when he's grabbing the bottle he accidently hit her with it when he lets go. I bet that was improv'd

Sounds Dante-esque. Cool. Thanks, Mark!

Says the guy who thinks wearing women's shoes makes him a woman

What's the name of that actress? She's pretty.

>that owl behind dougie jones

How LYNCHED do you think these normies were at the first two episodes?
>that cringey ass shirt on the gril with the deathly hallows tattoo
I'd give my left nut to have watched her squirm in discomfort watching the premiere before she dropped it for good. Normie scum.

Why is Sheryl so sleepy? Go to bed

You're welcome.

Now read my fucking book, there are many clues in there.

I want to go to bed with her.

>asks if he should skip season 2
>thinks he isn't a normie retard pleb
loving every laugh familam

No! She is my wrappedinplasticfu :3

Mark, who will be the secret billionaire that owned the building in NYC with the glass box and cameras?
Or am I overstating the significance of what was alluded too with this reference?

You can join us.

Wow. Relax, Mark. No bully please.

It's Audrey she's trying to get Coop back.