"Come back with your shield... or on it"

What do you even SAY to that?

aight bb

>What do you even SAY to that?

Bitch, grab a spear, you're coming with me.

#equality

"Easy for the cunt behind the high walls to say."

you too

Nothing. You gave her a high five and kiss Hercules

For you.

A REPLY TO THAT WOULD BE UNNECESSARY.

"Y-you t-too"

>sparta
>high walls

Sparta actually had no walls

neither did their women

But they had thousand of slaves and top tier locks

*Heracles

th-thanks, you t-too

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Kick her down the big hole

Don't fuck your brother or anyone else while I'm gone?

the 90s were trucking awesome , shit like this doesnt get made today

spartans werent hillbillys man wtf

>What do you even SAY to that?

THIS
IS
SPARTA
haha

Mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

It was a war farewell, cowards would drop their shield to run

Jaime should rape her for real. I'm sure whatever GRRM has planned for her will be cathartic enough though. If he ever gets around to writing it.

Never saw 300 btw. Should I? Man of Steel didn't really do anything for me

Bitch, its my shield, I am going to do whatever the fuck I want with it

gauls did it first

Watch it, preferably with your buddies if you have any

covfefe

Basically this

Madness? Madness! Madness? Madness!

>Zack's cringy dialogue writing was showing back then

Your a big guy

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Snyder COMPLETELY misinterpreted that line from the original GN (surprise!).

300 is over the top, but it's fucking great. As long as you aren't expecting it to be subtle or historically accurate, you're fine.

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What did user mean by this?

Slap her ass and before she gets mad use your easy smile to make her laugh instead.

It's what I always do to my mom.

Retard. He lifted the line directly from the graphic novel. And historically that was a saying spartan men would be told when going off to war.

What did he mean by this?

JERK STORE

giv sparta gf