Denmark

No trash talking intended I promise, I just want to know more about your funny little country :)

>lego
>happiness
>ham and bacon
>good weather
>nice cities

What's not to like about Denmark?

I suppose the countryside/nature side of things is a bit underwhelming

quite like their queen

Is this what considered to be alpha in western Europe?

>happiness
>good weather
these two are questionable

stupid danes

Wow that's very rude :(

only these cunts are allowed to talk to me

Like most Europe though. I guess Norway, Germany and Switzerland to some extent are some exceptions.