/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Absolute Fucking Hype Edition

Episode 8 in less than 30 minutes, streams are here:
suptv org
brettygood com
nausea club
weebcrew moe

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DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH?!?!?!

youtube.com/watch?v=FISLBOSM5wQ

I ran over David Lynch is my truck an hour ago. No new episode tonight!

Are we gonna have a game thread or do we just stay in the general?

:c

fuck you stephen king

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He's still stuck to my bumper!

HELL

GOD

BABY

DAMN

NO

how long until stream
im not an american so i dont know
thank you in advance friends

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

less than 25mins till new dougie kino

>season 3
>all green

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hardly

If I cared more I'd photoshop this to say "LYNCHED"

whos judy?
what happened to agent chester?
what does the blue rose means?
whos really doughie jones?

BOWIE IN TODAY'S EPISODE
SCREENCAP THIS

AH FOUN SOMETHIN

samefag pedofile

21 minutes friend

>we are sexy. we are great. we are ready for part 8

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thanks buddy

HEINEKEN

FUCK THAT SHIT

PABST

BLUE

RIBBON

leave best waifu alone

depressing as shit

OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

BABY

WANTS

TO

FUCK

Incorrect Sup Forums friend

this list is going to be crazy once all the eps are done airing

Not updating it till then

HERE is
TO your
FUCK

denise

I loathe Android poorfags

fwwwm donna is there twice

...really opens my briefcase

Threadly reminder that Mark is a fucking talentless hack.

OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Annie Blackburn
3. FWWM Donna Hayward
4. Shelly Johnson
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Ronette Pulaski
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Donna Hayward
14. Maddy Ferguson
15. Laura Palmer
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Josie Packard
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Denise Bryson
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

Thanks, Croatia. I see it now!

Secret history is a good effort, apologize

guinnes god tier

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

reminder that lynch disagrees and credits him for more than 50% of what makes twin peaks good.

Wally's monologue is better than anything that has been on tv this year.

delete josie she's shit

Is there a stream up yet? Showtime free trial ran out :(

yeah

four you

Lads, what are the odds Lynch ends this series in a depressing way? Will he make an exception because of the emotional baggage and nostalgia he probably feels, too?

w-what is this?

cheap fuck

i didnt like her either but i had to add her to the list

I almost believe this is real, I have nothing to suggest it isn't but I don't trust you guys

Richard is the key that unlocks the lock and opens the closed and locked door to seeing the true truth. Richard is at the center of it all.

TEN MINUTES

TEN MINUTES
>TEN MINUTES

why would I spend money on an overpriced pos when I can do everything I need on this reasonably priced pos?

HAS ANYONE SEEN BING?

The whole crew

IF YOU TUNE RIGHT NOW
YOU STILL CAN SEE SOME SWEEPING

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>paying $11 a month for Twin Peaks
I'm already paying for Netflix buddy

I bet Jack Nance was the sweetest, friendliest guy if you ever met him.

>Netflix
cancel it
support lynch and we may got S4

COOP is CUTE

James looks so cool here

it is 20

I wonder who could be behind this post.

>no big ed

>that picture

fucking stupid american '''irish pub''' spotted

ebin

is this a parody of something or what?

James always looks cool.

Josie a cute.

it is Oliver St John Gogarty Pub in Temple Bar, Dublin 2
fag

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Get a new one with a different credit card.

Unless you were in one of those films with him

is it on in 7 minutes?

#1 w/ a bullet

James was always cool

GUYS WHAT SHOWTIME CHANNEL IS TP ON? I GOT SHOWTIME WEST AND ITS SOME DE NIRO MOVIE ON IS THAT IT?

Why, was he a dick? Don't break my heart, user.

Will /ourguy/ close season 3?

Inb4 the Eddie Vedder spammer, fuck off ''Ten'' is a classic

ITS ON EARLY NOT EVEN LYING

he most likely will revert back in the last few episodes but die anyways. for the best. evil coop did too much shit that would be pinned on coop anyways.

"my evil twin did it" doesnt work well as a legal defense

>he says while watching superior American television

>this guy didn't remember the show's on break this week

That's only for tourists and wayward Trinners chaps who got kicked out of the Pav for puking though.

Fix your heart or die!

HE IS LYING ..ITS NOT EVEN ON

It's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song closes the series.

Vedder a shit

I switched to showtime on Amazon prime, does it upload the episode right at 8:00 like showtime does?

You seriously never heard of his adult films?

So who else is excited for Bjork appearing tonight? Looks like she has the midget dance down pat

the most tourist of all tourist pubs

yes it does amazon prime friend

where is the stream

>4mins!!!!!!!

hot chicks there

I prefer JM Cleary under the bridge
on Amiens