/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Got A Light? Edition

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lol david lynch tricked people into paying him for making that

>Lynch literally directs a music video for Penderecki
did he just end television?

4th for absolute fucking kino

This is the water and this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

How did Lynch convince Showtime to air this? Does he really have a cult?

:c

LYNCHED

and

FROSTED

youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3BlFZWJNA

Lynched ya, fucker

Honest to God that was the greatest hour of television ever seen before. My only regret is that seeing it now forever ruined everything I'll ever watch after this. Nothing will compare. Seriously, I wish I could have saved this for the last hour of my life....fuck, I'm floored right now. That was incredible.

television is over lads

So everytime we thought we heard electricity it was the wings of these things?

I laughed my ass off somewhere near the end of the NiN concert and I think it was because I touched the abyss.

Little did I know I had seen nothing yet...

honestly the Nine Inch Nails bit was the worst part. How can anyone listen to that crap """music"""

fuck i cant wait to make some webm's from tonights ep

Television died tonight.

P O E T R Y

Fuck this show. It's never gonna have a point is it

Was this episode the absolute pleb filter?

RANK THE EPISODES OF THE NEW SERIES

This is the water

I am actually amazed by this. Someone high up in Showtimes ladder must have loved Lynch a lot.

t. retard

WITNESS
YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS MOMENT PLEBS

JUDY?

First for L Y N C H E D normies.

>this episode

later, normies!
it was nice knowin' ya!

CROATIA IS AIRING PART 9 HOLY SHIT

>he goes on Reddit

Unquestionably.

HOLY SHIT REDDI/tv/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

TAKE YOUR COFFEE AND PIE SOMEWHERE ELSE, PLEBS

YOUVE BEEN
F I L T E R E D
L Y N C H E D
and F R O S T E D

OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

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so what was that laura orb? was it her soul?

Yep.
Just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's pointless.

I'm gonna cry, the redditplebs and normies are absolutely and without a shadow of a doubt BTFO, hold me Sup Forums

>uh, David, this isn't what I wrote

it went beyond that, as seen here

reminder if you visit plebbit you are a faggot

SOMEONE TORRENT IT PLS BASED CROATIAN BROS

Um, sweetie...

>Penderecki
have you even watched the original series and fire walk with me? if not do so

Absolutely.

Even I was Lynched.

Kek at all the contrarian wannabe patricians bending over backwards to defend this episode.

so Muholland is canon

>when the fat woman came to check out the giant's golden orb creation

absolutely an OH ANGELO moment

Literally Lynched: the episode

Absolutely pure kino

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

This went beyond pleb filter

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it's on the bottom of every page

look at the butthurt in this thread - this is THE pleb filter episode

anyone has the music from the black and white segment with the fat lady sitting? or any music from this episode at all?

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PLEASE dump all the fucking normie LYNCHED material you have lads. I need it right now.

Yes

>negative comments
why are you faggots in this thread again?

"TAKE YOUR COFFEE AND CHERRY PIE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS"

-- David Lynch

But this is literally correct. You're just getting called out and overcompensating.

That was seriously the greatest thing to air on television in the 21st century, easily.

if someone HAD had a light, would he have spared them?

Was this a historic moment for television?

Has r*ddit's astral cord officialy been severed?

I didn't think he'd be able to save television with only 8 episodes

me on the left

looks like a trailer, yet is something

Tracy Phillips was the thiccfu receptionist lads

LMAO

Cinematography off the charts.

How can anyone even compete?

NIN scene was plebfilter for the rest of the episode

We got WALLACED

SAO TOME & PRINCIPE IS AIRING PART 13

>not knowing this is what Lynch is famous for
ULTIMATE NORMIE FILTER EPISODE

got lynched myself that was nuts

I have no idea what is going to happen in episode 9 and I couldnt be happier

uh huh

oh how i long for the simpler time when i worried the whole episode was just gonna be a NIN concert

I will stay up if someone shares this.

the episode was plebfilter for rest of life on earth

ITT: NIN fans getting LYNCHED


And I bet those fans call the Broken film a masterpiece

THE EFFECTS LOOKED CHEAP THOUGH

Holy shit please be real

I had a feeling that he'd come back in ep 9, Lynch always makes up for it when he does something so uncompromising.

my thought exactly when the FROST/LYNCH logo came up at the end

what

the

FUCK

The fuck is a Pendereki and yes I did

if you guys want tears, I guarantee the Dugpa forums are going to be way more assblasted than reddit.

jog off

episode was shit

all coffee and pie fags must be hanging right now, right? I don't think any one of them managed to survive this episode.

This could not be more deserving of every possible award that it could be nominated for. That was a landmark episode for television.

this tbqhwy senpai

they were electricity radio from day one

kek, dubs checked

dragonball laura palmer

i don't know what it meant and it doesn't matter. david lynch just made pure art.

Hope all the Dougie haters enjoyed this Dougie-free episode.

Fritz Lang grease fucked Kubrick and Malick before crawling into Fincher's nutsack opener for Fight Club. What's not to like?

I dont know what to feel or what to say or what to do from this moment on

There are literally still redditors that expect Coop to come back and be part of another murder/mystery story

GOD DAMMIT STAHHHHPPPPP

>yfw LYNCHED

They don't give awards for being a landmark of self-indulgent shit.