Who would win?
Who would win?
Kevin Bennett
Ethan Evans
Martha Quartz
Matthew Russell
>grown ass man vs literal baby child who probably look up to the grown ass man, thus blind-sighting him
Who do you think?
Justin Lopez
there will be manly tears
Aiden Parker
Batman easily.
Gems may have fought humans in the past, but SU humans have little to no ambition, curiosity, or willpower in comparison to DCU humans.
Bats don't even need prep time for this one.
Jace Young
Oh yeah?
Hear me out on this
Batman vs OP______
Matthew Walker
...
Michael Ortiz
How many fucking threads does SU need?
Jaxson Turner
This basically. Just call in the batmobile and run them over.
>"You and your alien rock friends have done enough damage. The only alien allowed here is Superman."
>(Martian Manhunter weeping in the background)
Christopher Bennett
The magical pre-teen with superstrength and a magical shield that he can summon at will?
Adam Carter
Steven is basically a tiny Captain America and as we all know, CA > Batman.
Angel Martinez
Uncle Grandpa.
Oliver Smith
Steven, because batman can´t use magic
Daniel Green
He's faced way stronger opponents before. The only thing that might be a problem would be facing all the gems at once.
No. Captain America has more stamina than Batman and would win a hand-to-hand fight, but Batman had gadgets. Just having a shield doesn't make him like Captain America.
Jaxon Adams
14 is not pre-teen.
The clue's in the number.
Thomas Barnes
That depends. Can Batman play the ukulele? How good is he at baseball? I imagine he must be good at baseball, but not sure about the ukulele.
Hudson Thompson
garnet can break batman in two though
Ayden Hall
Steven would just sing a song and then they would be friends and get a donut and bond over the fact that neither of them have mothers.
Zachary Johnson
So can Bane, Clayface, and Killer Croc.
Luis Rivera
but garnet is more powerful than those you mentioned though
Jose King
Batman having a pizza with Steven while talking about life on the boardwalk. You can't prep time against friendship.
Austin Jones
Go away, user.
Gavin Carter
He has insane defenses and also psychic powers. He can probably talk Batman out of it.
The real answer here is friendship.
Blake Garcia
>Cue to Batman masturbating to a picture of a shirtless Kal-El
Why is Batman such a xenophobe? Why does he hates aliens so much? Why is he such a piece of fucking shit? Why is he so fucking hot?! UNG
Nicholas Myers
do you bleed?
Well, YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL
Noah Powell
Well said! Steven would stand there with starry-eyes and babble about how cool Bats is until his stony heart melted. Then they'd bond over missing mothers. No fight necessary.
Jose Myers
she's a big gem.
Cooper Cruz
Yeah but Steven's aging process is pretty slow, he has the physical body of an adolescent.
See: Steven's Birthday
Luis Smith
Her eyes are cute, I wish she didn't wear glasses all the time.
Cooper Adams
WITH HER BARE HANDS!
James Thomas
>Martian Manhunter continues to munch on oreos to make him feel better.
Ryan Collins
You don't understand, Batman can't have friends, his parents are dead.
Jordan Kelly
Daily remimber that Batman kills this big guy.
Jeremiah Bennett
he isn't as powerful as steven
Nathan Smith
But he is big guy.
Liam Sullivan
for you
James Martinez
>Garnet stronger than Clayface and Bane
lol
Brandon Adams
Darkseid is user
Leo Evans
Who can cry more?
Chase Allen
>Martha Quartz
I dont get it