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The Return Edition

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

>confirmed

Nice source m80.

>jumping man isnt the 1st

feels bad, man

Jumping man is asleep, post CUTE

>tfw now I want to see the life of Jesus set in the Twin Peaks universe

he was busy making sure lynch didn't cut his KINO scenes in the return

what the fuck is going on at this point

I just finished watching the new episode and all was okay except the bug climbing in the girl's fucking mouth. It messed me up

>episodes end with musical performance
>nine inch nails plays after DoppleCoop get shot 10 minutes in
>rest of the episode was literal filler

wtf I thought no episode 8 last night, did I get rused?

What a great episode.

Seeing Bowie again!

>"Coop, It's time I told you everything about Judy"

bob has some kind of legion of followers from the convenience store who can give him superpowers like coming back from the dead

also laura may or may not have been some kind of trap for bob

Because of humanity's arrogance and messing with the primal forces of nature a great evil was released on Earth.

In order to counter that evil a great force of good was also released but evil temporarily prevailed.

Now it's up to Coop to stop being tarded and set things right.

No. Just stupid.

Thanks for the reminder!

can i get an AYUDAME??

Casual viewers
>we're sick of all this Dougie

Lynch
>okay twitter friends

I'm pretty sure we will see Bowie like this via CGI similar to what they did with Frank Silva.

On that note why is Jeffries conspiring to kill Bad Cooper? Whats his endgame?

Jeffries is a good guy, Evil Cooper and BOB is a bad guy.

>see Bobcoop get shot
>well, that was an anticlimactic way of getting Dale back
>see the hobos and Bobcoop getting up
>guess not
>episode goes into nuke mode
>wonder if this is like episode 3 and we get some Dougie or Twin Peaks scenes in the last half
>nope, a full hour long episode of glorious freaky lodge shit

this episode was one hell of a ride, my only complaint is that it's the "cliffhanger" right before the (admittedly short) hiatus

yup

I never fully understood this whole Jefferies meme thing going on.

All we know of him is that he got disappeared into the lodge a while back, probably by chance.

Then suddenly now he's some big shot screwing over Doppelcoop/BOB like he runs shit.

Did I miss something?

>Did I miss something?
25 years

This actress was qt AF.

I haven't watched it yet but how can the bomb unleash bob and all of the black lodge shit, ehen that stuff is mentioned and known in caves in twim peaks, and by the native americans?

where are the anons who make webms? that scene is just as, if not more meme material than Ike the Spike

What the fuck did I just watch?

The bomb just opened a larged door that allowed a lot of evil shit in at once.

Previously you could only access the lodge doing complicated planning, trickery and chance and then only in a very limited way.

Lynch is senile

I just got fucking Lynched. What the fuck was that?
I loved every minute of it, mind you.

SEND HELP

People think that the black lodge has always existed, but the bomb ripped a portal between the two worlds. Ours and theirs.

i made the webm

Imagine it's your dick instead of that BOB bug.

So was the thing that crapped out BOB the same thing that appeared in the glass box?

>No one EVER calls for help for Cooper
Why

Okay, but if BOB is so evil and powerful, why was he MIKE's familiar?

MY ANUS IS STILL BLEEDING.

Help

you ever know a girl that was such a hard sleeper that you could fuck her mouth and she wouldn't wake up?

>AYUDAMMMEEE

that was my thought as well, but then I also thought Josie was the eyeless lady

That's Miss Black Lodge 1945

Lynch is senile

I watched episode 8 and it's even worse than the original series.

There are random shitters on youtube making short films head and shoulders above trash. It would receive no attention if it wasn't called Twin Peaks and wasn't a David Lynch production. Awful.

>widespread reaction to tonight's episode

MIKE could be an even stronger spirit OR there's some kind of specific arrangements between spirits that can't be dishonored due to the penalties being very dire.

See you in 2 weeks!

What the absolute fuck was that.

...

time travel

After yesterday's episode, I think it may be time to finally talk about Judy.

Is there even space above the convenience store?

can I see these films? they sound cool.

>episode starts with a lot plot
>then it's 50 minutes of David Lynch playing with special effects
I'm figuratively hanging from a street light right now

it looked like there were stairs leading to a shack or something

cool 15 minute Twin Peaks episode plus bonus unrelated short movie, thanks David

Me too. I'm figuratively about to kick the seat out from underneath me.

>CGI

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Are we ever gonna find out what happened to shaggy?

>unrelated

It had more backstory than the show has ever shown all at once.

I still don't have much idea what's happening though.

>unrelated

You've been literally shown the entire backstory for the entire Twin Peaks narrative.

Lynch probably forgot about the character during production since he's senile

Credits labeled it as "Experiment"

If BOB is in Dale's doppleganger, who possessed this guy to fuck and kill that librarian?

david lycnh

A random "woodsman"?

Mike said they lived above the convenience store.

He never said how far above.

Well, It's over for me, I just got Lynched. Have no idea what Lynch is even trying to do here.

He is call fo rhelp

>mfw the Giant is Jor-El

So the giant can create a uterus out of his head

That was really bad.

This episode:

Emma = us
Harvey = David Lynch

YOU are really bad.

It's called fire walk with me

That's not an excuse David

....?

What is it?

David gave us the most uncompromising, aggressively weird and original television we will ever see again, and boring cunts like you can't even appreciate.

You're a terrible person. Also, I don't like you.

>uncompromising, aggressively weird and original
>random snippets from early 2000s music videos
>uncompromising, aggressively weird and original

...

this F UCKING episode
was that entire sequence the creation of bob or the rebirth of cooper's identity or what
what is a woodsman
what the fuck was that thing that crawled into the girl's mouth

this is clearly where the budget from the first few episodes went

What the fuck am I fucking watching

I'm only halfway through is the rest just the same

he didn't do it. his wife framed him, because evul coop made her. good lord you people are thick

Hi, watching Twin Peaks for the first time. Is the reason it failed in season 2 that it became a soap opera in s02e11 when Josie's husband came back from the dead and everyone said "fuck this"?

I'm excited to watch Fire Walk with Me and season 3 though.

>is the rest just the same
Pretty much

You ain't seen nothing yet.

everyone pretty much stopped watching after abc made them reveal who the killer was

>Episode ends with a song by The Platters
>A band that had David Lynch as a member
>David Lynch died in 81

They said "fuck this" when ABC made them reveal the killer--Lynch never intended to do so. Once they learned they had to, they sorta lost passion for the rest of the show and Lynch prty much walked away until the last episode.

Doug get alimony

I mean, I was still with it after that, just it seems like we're back to whacky town B-Stories all the time.

Just tell me there's some good supernatural stuff in the last episode and in season 3. No spoilers please, I'm really enjoying this show.

This is your toilet for tonight.

I unironically believe the final episode is one of the best things ever put to film.

BUt that is woman

So are the giant and his ladyfriend in the White Lodge?