Is he the new RDJ?

Is he the new RDJ?

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jesus christ manlets are cringy, guess rdj took him under his wing and showed him all his tricks..

face it, you dont need to be tall to be successful

just jewish

I read on here that the negress in the pic is like 5'10 without heels

173cm
SpiderManlett

It's a new numale trend, high heel acceptance

youtube.com/watch?v=8H8iqtznYPk&t=210s

That's average height

nobody tell him

so? that's not that tall lol

Delicious africans gazelle 10/10 will chase down and eat butthole first

Jesus dude put your hand around her waist come on.

For a woman it is. Let's not get stupid.

> tfw 5'11

Isn't he a literal queer? He's gay. He's homosexual. He's a poof, he's a poofter, he's a ponce. He's a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. He's bent. He's that arsebandit. He lifts those shirts. He's a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. He dines at the downstairs restaurant, He dances at the other end of the ballroom. He's Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. He fucks and He's fucked. He suck and He's sucked. He rims them and wanks them, and every single man’s had the fucking time of his life. And He's not a pervert.

when will they learn

On /fit/ perhaps

not sure I follow

If I was famous I would wear flat shoes and just own it. I don't give a fuck if I'm 5'8 I'm gonna wear my vans and you just gotta deal with it.

>Iron Man takes Spidey under his wings in movie
>He copies RDJ in RL
Fucking Pottery.

>tucking pants into shoes

What a faggot

>he's wearing platform shoes

oh RDJ taught him well

why is Sup Forums so height obsessed?

He's 5'8" that's a hair under average in the states and average in europe.

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>under average in europe
netherlands called, they think you're a fag

Sup Forums is obsessed with anything that makes it seem like other people don't have girlfriends for some dumb reason.

>Ha-ha your gf is secretly fucking a black guy...c-cuck!
>haha manlet! enjoy your no gf!

Whatever helps them cope.

5'9 is the average not 6 foot. They should have hired a pretty short girl. No one gives a fuck about a mary jane thats taller than spiderman, its ridiculous.

Has he been spending too much time for Raimi?

The entire animal kingdom is obssessed with height. You need to be tall and strong, thats all females want instinctively.

it's a little ridicoulus but it makes me laugh so I'll take it

holyfuck. such pottery

Shit I thought he was like 17 and I was going to tell you to give him a break but apparently he's 21. So yeah he's fucked.

Is there really in way they'll ever learn?

The whole "Manlet" meme is stupid as fuck and it's only pushed by insecure betas who have nothing to be proud of but 'much height'. There is literally nothing wrong with being under 6'0 ft.

He'll put his arm around his bff though

being tall is the only thing we have going for us

remember those times all your relative remarked on how tall you were, not how handsome, not how successful, or how you had a girlfriend

thats the only thing they've ever said good about you, how tall you are and became

RDJ is the master of which shoes give the best lift

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Didn't rdj ask for the new spiderman to be shorter than him?

*bf

>Be 5'10.5
>Tell everyone Im 6'0 anyway

I am Croatian and being short here is a nightmare. I am 6'1 and the girls call me average. This happened to my 5'7 friend


>looks like Jake Gyllenhaal
>great set of hair and is a painter
>some model was pestering him for a date (she is 5'9)
>only seen the pics of his face
>the date goes downhill when she sees how short he is
>she actually says that it's not gonna work out because he is too short

That experience fucked him up so bad that he doesn't go on dates anymore

Lol no. He's 165 at best. Scarjew was the same height as him in civil war.

>Tfw 5'10 at 14
>barely grew an inch since
IT'S NOT FAIR, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GIANT

>those fucking platform shoes
I cannot believe they found someone shorter than fucking RDJ. They must've had some height check or something.

>Ameridumbs thinking they can impose the height cutoff standard in their brainlet units
2 meters or get the fuck out of here.

>5'10 friend who always tells people he's 6'
>I'm 6'3" and noticeably taller
>out one night, meet girls, they ask how tall we are
>I say I'm 6'

He'd make an awesome Leprechaun

>lol
lol?

You guys are lying RDJ is not short just look at this pic does he look that short to you?

>180cm in Bosnia made me the shortest guy in high school
Suffering.

Okay than big shot get famous then so everyone has to deal with it.

My bad here it is

The average height for women is 5'4 and men want small women to use as their own personal fucktoy. No one wants an overgrown female.

I'm 5'1'' and my mom says I'm tall so suck it faggots

is that a young todd

Lmao. His posture. His heels make his ass stick out like women wearing heels.

mfw I am 183cm an I was the third shortest guy in my class

>Snapbacks and bang twos, all my friends are rich Jews.

When will they learn?
youtube.com/watch?v=Luq6l6fCoG8

tfw 2 meter tall and was only above average at my high school in serbia

I love the opposite of this,when a tall actor is comfortable for being underestimated for height.


>Ryan Reynolds
>a few movies he starred in call him a 6 footer
>he is 6'2 and change
>doesn't care

>David Thewlis,the 6'3 guy,was described as "about 6 feet" on Fargo.
>doesn't care

Compare that to Stallone who always insists he is 5'11 in his movies.

But mfw I have gone to university, and was one of the tallest guy

Smoll is a cute. A CUTE.

hollywood.com/celebrities/tiny-dancers-hollywoods-shortest-ladies-60203559/#/ms-20775/17

Sad ga presra brate. Mislim svugdje na svijetu 2 metra su visoka. Ja sam Hrvat koji je visok 186 cm pa sam prosjek. Mislim ne vjerujem ni da je bio najnizi u skoli sa 180 cm

When will they learn?

>tfw 7'4" and was always a giant even when I was a kid

Small girls are usually very cute!

Bitches love manlets and giants for some reason. Not average height, but under 5f4/over6f

Normies btfo lol

>over6f
>giants

>even though he was 5'7"
he did the right thing

>even though
LMAO

For an average height grill, it's a 'giant'.

Post pics, prove it, faggot.

>wearing a t-shirt under his jacket
>hair styled to add an extra 2-3cm to his height
>lame shoes to hide manlet status

it really is true, money doesn't = happiness

based ruffalo and renner don't give a fuck

5f here

we should team up and have wacky adventures

>Bitches love manlets
Damn straight

W-why boner?

>some giantess will never peg you while her gf forces you to give her big clit a blowjob

>"Hey look, Tasha! My little finger is as big as his cock! So cute!

No RDJ jr is the new RDJ jr. He reinvented himself 12 years ago.

Any clip about a tall busty female and her black bull bullying a manlet and his smoll titties gf?

nOice

i don't mind short bro's. I don't even mind them wearing shoes with a bit of a heel (most ncie shoes you wear with a suit has one anyway), it's more how they try to cover it up with huge chunky shoes that will add multiple inches to their height, it's just so obvious

How dare you!

All spidey scenes were cgi in civil war, only the parts without the mask on were him

Oh, it showed. It fucking showed.

It felt like I was watching this all over again:

youtube.com/watch?v=YTovkeCUmN8

do you have the one where they're in the 69 position and spinning around?

Giantess detected.

RDJ has great posture though. His current height is well earned, compared to hunch bro lanklets.

Can confirm. See Michael J Fox.

Why have they put out like 30 trailers for this movie?

>father of one
why would you still kill yourself? You proved 5'7 isnt too short to get laid.

>numale trend

i didn't even have to look to see if it was a (((buzzfeed))) video

is their a lot of Heigh discussion in film and real life? Did I never notice this? Is this a meme?

The important question is: who is she though?

This. I wouldn't mind being short because I can at least embrace an uncommon trait. Being average is suffering.

>Mary Jane Watson

supposedly

lmao that fucking manlet get rekt

why does he care so fucking much

there are 3 other manlets right there, do manlets realize that if they own their manletness that they seem 10x more alpha?

Apparently she has a different name that happens to be abbreviated as MJ. Fuck if I know the significance of that though

Height is all these kissless virgins have.