New Steven Universe Clips (MAJOR SPOILERS)

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>oh no I'm crying
>OH NO, now I'M CRYING because YOU'RE crying
seriously, when will it stop?

Never. It will never stop. It will keep going!

... just to annoy you.

Oh look Woolie finally left the Woolie Hole

>Pearl in a suit
Unf.

my nigga greg got paid
shit is lit

But yeah Bismuth seems fun.

I smell a ship

>Pearl
Unf.

But......whens Peedle coming back?

>P
Unf.

....
he loses all his money by end doesn't he?

You know damn well he does user

>unlike that termite redden barn
Lapis and Peridots home BTFO

He's Greg. The only reason why he gets up in the morning is Steven, and he doesn't even hold custody of the boy. A shell of a man whose only crime was to love a space rock. He's made for suffering and I love him for it.

pearl ruins everything as usual

lapis finds out bismuth ruined her life

>pearl is unbearably sexy as usual

Pearl and Greg will dance together by the end of the episode! I'm more hyped than that for Bismuth really.

ame reformed again

>pearl ruins everything as usual
Yeah, cunts gonna cunt. She can't handle it that Murdercock was irresistible to Rose.

can we talk bout how greg just dance-raped pearl?

what goes around comes around, I guess

Bismuth is really ugly.

>It's going to be a 'character gets rich and loses it all in one episode' episode
End my life.

>greg just remains a billionaire for the rest of the series

you can do it sucrose
break the cycle

I get the feeling Bismuth's gonna turn out to be kind of unstable though. Seems like Rose had her bubbled for a reason.

>upgrades from living in a van to living in a ferrari

Just when I thought this shows characters couldn't get any uglier.

By the way, why is it the Sucrose Jewess can't draw more than 3 types of heads?

That sounds uncomfortable.

Wouldn't that be a downgrade since he'd be losing space? Limo makes more sense.

because the show isn't even in her style but you wouldn't know that because you're a shitposting moron

Maybe he'll just get enough to upgrade his van into a more spacious, less shitty one?
I don't see them giving him an actual house but who knows

I mean I don't think he is actually suppose to be rich, I think its more like he just saved up a bunch of money to show Steven and Pearl although maybe bringing Pearl was Steven's idea, a good really nice time

>pearlfags

>It's not even Greg's fault
>He loses it because Pearl sinks it all, thinking it's the best for all of them

accurate

Is joke, friends.

Me on the right.

>Gem not on tongue or uvula

Just when Lapis learns to smile again Bismuth comes back. Oh I'm going to love this train wreck.

PEARLXBISMUTH LEWDS WHEN

>That leak on the top
It looks fake.

anons,
am i a degenerate for shipping greg and pearl?
send help

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i miss jasper

ofc not. it's one of the only good ships
I do too user. But take solace in the fact that the next time we see her, she's probably gonna be a broken monster :(

inb4 Jasper returns and saves Steven from Bismuth when she goes off the wall

Jasper when

I want my stronk waifu without the inevitable bussing because her VA took half the show's budget out in a single episode

holy shit that bismuth looks awful and sounds like some black stereotype

Here ya go

indeed

...

>It's a Bismuth tries to murder Steven thinking it'll make Rose come back episode

Better.

>Jasper protects Steven because only she's allowed to kill Rose
>she's waiting for him to get as strong as she remembers Rose was to duel him
>ends up eventually becoming great friends in part because steven is friendly and wants to be friends and it'll also take him forever to become strong as rose was.

But bismuth is a metal not a gemstone what the fuck

is it from another race

metal men don't exist
metals are a part of the gem race

>Grandma Swamp comes to Beach City
How fucked are the Crystal Gems?

Ew

>>Jasper protects Steven because only she's allowed to kill Rose
This. Seriously, with how much you people bitch about this show being so anime, you'd think you'd know the conventions. Jasper is going to be the Vegeta of the show. Although her beef is going to be mostly with Garnet, not Steven.

well, we're already dbz, so that isn't too far of a reach

I mean Pearls aren't actually gemstones either, they are made by Ousters

Also while Bismuth is a metal it also forms this really neat crystalline structure

what if he upgrades his van to a fully-appointed motorhome tour bus, complete with butler

I don't talk about SU at all though.

yeah because that would really impress Pearl, hiring his own human Pearl

Maybe that one can do something right, unlike her.

>Le Hotel

FUCKING
DROPPED

>interacting with humans outside of Beach City
I never thought it'd happen.

Maybe they need to spend all the money in one night.
Nahhh

Next Amethyst takes a trip to Jersey.

I do like Brewster's Millions.

>le hotel
I know it isn't a reddit meme reference and it's just supposed to be french but

I know its really dumb but just by looking at bismuth i wanted her to have a deepish male voice just for change.

>/ss/fag sneaking off to the left

Ame's new outfit sucks.

>happening

We already have Jasper.

yeah what's up with that? Did she get chewed up by something?

CN fucked up yet again
Why would they post such a major spoiler?

>Bismuth being a bull dyke
Cool. I'm hoping my lying lapis theory works out.

>Rich Greg
Nice. I guess he found and sold the deed to the mansion.

Im excited for the carpet bomb. It feels like sugar is delivering /sug/'s old fan episode requests

its not even a new outfit they just changed the color of her shirt

I don't think its a design change I think something just happened that made her top white, maybe something Bismuth can do

I mean Bismuth returns isn't exactly a major spoilers, we kinda knew that would happen anyway

Its not like when the entire episode Super Watermelon Island was ruined because they showed the whole fight like 5 months ahead of time or like how the first two minutes of Log Date leaked which basically completely spoiled what happened in the episodes leading up to it

>its not even a new outfit they just changed the color of her shirt
No, they changed the shape, it's all ragged at the bottom

She's wearing it over her old clothes.

No i mean actually sound like a guy since bismuth looks like she would have a deep smooth black voice.

It's ogre, Gems are literally all lesbians

except for Rose

>Bismuths can change colors of things like Rainicorns

>fountains are wasteful
>entire room is fountains

god damn it pearl

..why the Fuck is there a sassy black gem now?
Why the Fuck does it look like Ronaldo?
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING

I mean Greg was clearly trying to change that about Pearl

and its already certain Rose wasn't and Amethyst is questionable

>bismuth looks like she would have a deep smooth black voice.
... She does. Did you not watch the video?

>sassy black gem isn't jasper
i agree

P O T T E R Y
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I love how Pearl goes stiff as a freaking board every time the butlers are carrying her around

Me too. Why is she so great?

>Jasper and Bismuth fuck onscreen in front of all the gems
calling it now

>..why the Fuck is there a sassy black gem now?
>now
Yeah, about that...

I think you mean fight

She isn't used to male touch

That's how poor people are with money