Jane Levy Will Lead Stephen King/JJ Abrams CASTLE ROCK Series

>Set in the Stephen King multiverse, “Castle Rock”, from Bad Robot Productions and Warner Bros. Television, is named after the fictional town in King’s native Maine that is featured prominently in a number of his novels, novellas, and short stories. Per the producers, it combines the mythological scale and intimate character storytelling of King’s best-loved works, weaving an epic saga of darkness and light, played out on a few square miles of Maine woodland.

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Stehpen king is for retards ;)

she will also be the lead of Amazon's zombie horror-comedy series

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so two Jane Levy tv shows

So she is going to get BLACKED?

only suburban retards watch King, city people all watch Lynch.

Her CBS show got passed over, she's in Twin Peaks, and she's in There's Johnny.
Now she's got two other television series? She's steamrolling.

Odds are she's going to get raped; so yeah, maybe.

should be fun

Jesus Christ does Stephen King fucking need money or something? 75% of all new shows and films are based on his books

>urban wage slaves with zero savings and no concrete plans for a stable future all watch Lynch

Sounds about right

>Twin Peaks
Is she going to more than "Girl at Bar"?

Jane Levy is kino.

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Her role, like most of the new introductions in Season 3, was a cameo. She is not returning to the show.

They do this to for the normies.

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If the show somehow turns into "In the Mouth of Madness" we might have something here.

>lead
so its not going to be an anthology with each book getting two or three eps a piece?
it will be a mary sue new in town discovering all the weird shit?
gay

>Oscar winner Spacek will play Ruth Deaver, estranged adoptive mother of Henry (Holland), a retired professor whose fading memories may hold a key to Castle Rock’s unsettling past. Levy plays Jackie, the death-obsessed, self-appointed historian of Castle Rock.

Naw, she is the new Summer Glau, everything she stars in flops or gets canceled.

Gonna take a hard pass on anything Stephen King related. Book maybe I'll read it at some point (unlikely). Passed on Lynch too since Twin Peaks is ghey.

smoll jewess

announcement trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=QFFLpS23veQ

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
she should be lead in Ash vs Evil Dead instead/too

She should and she should have sex with the hot jewess sidekick.

id settle for a cameo or some sort of reference to the remake.

as much as I like Ash vs Evil Dead, we were promised an Ash/Mia crossover and I really want it.

Literally who?

Jane levy. You know, TV's Emma Stone.

>Jane Colburn Levy

>JJ Abrams
DEAR GOD NO

smoll

>red hair
>good body
>clear skin
>pretty face
>nice personality

but somehow it all adds up to mediocre
some gals have it, some don't

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>>red hair
She's actually blonde
>>good body
She's 5'1
>>clear skin
Yeh sure
>>pretty face
Yeh I'll give you that too
>>nice personality
Ehhhhhhhh

>>>good body
>She's 5'1
great body!

Her shortness is perfect

Not when she's starts packing the pounds.

mmm just imagine 5'1" 9 months pregnant jane levy with a big round belly

I like chubby girls too

the tv show was hit or miss anyway

S-stop! keep going :^)

>Hey, user, hop on.

hhhhnngggg

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CUTEEE

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Man, I love waifu threads.

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Go on..... dont stop.

Aaight

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and a few more

SMOL GRUMPY JEWESS

Delicious

Damn for a minute there I thought that said Jane Lynch.

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Was this filmed in a RV? Where else are showerheads that low? Japan?

jane levy and rose mciver need to do a show together where they're smol lesbian detectives

Man, those tiny legs remind me of someone.

I need pictures of jane smiling

I liked it better when it was called Haven and ended it's 5 years long storyline 2 years ago.

are they also nudists?

I now have an intense need to fap to Alice Green.

Nikki&Nora reboot?

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WE NEED MORE OF HER PERFECT SMILE.

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Batgirl when?

Too short imo

Eh if they go for the Junji Ito style of her being a blank slate while everything around her is what's interesting, might be okay. Still, I'm not optimistic.

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jew

i wish she did sexy panty scenes in that show

>tfw no qt midget ginger jew gf

>mfw networks cast shows based on how many waifu posters each actress has on Sup Forums

Hope she still has time for Batgirl.

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giv smoll gf

hahaha
so cute

so smoll

SO CUTE I CAN'T TAKE IT

i need to lick that

thighs on 4'11" - 5"1"
yes

>>JJ Abrams
>DEAR GOD NO


I agree when it comes to movies but he's pretty good at TV.

>lost
>fringe
>almost human
>revolution/11.22.63 weren't bad

I'd watch a horror version of Fringe.

Batgirl will be a PoC:

PoC.... person of CUTE!!!!!!!!!

pixie of cummies

>Just hire a cute petite girl, they'll love that.

>relatively unknown
>milky white skin
>great feet

How she isn't worshiped around here like emma roberts blows my mind.

>that season on shameless where she was an underage ultra slut
We live in the golden age, boys.

She got a divorce and no one wants a waifu who will leave you high and dry.

>another strong independent woman tv show

glad I stopped watching jewllywood tv shows

>Warner Bros.
DROPPED
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Leave JANE ALONE REEEEEEEE