Homestuck

What was the fucking point of this character?

To make fun of the "bullied kid stands up for himself" trope?

He, like all the trolls, were just a parody of internet personality stereotypes at the time of his inception

Ta fill out the Zodiac Quota since he already made Vriska his waifu first and then had to do the rest

>whats the point of a character in a joke comic
jokes

>someone spent time thinking of all of these

I hate davekat but some of these are admittedly pretty funny.

they're pretty terrible

i've been traumatized

no more comics for me, just heathcliff.

Whats heatchcliff?

Hell in comic form

more like nirvana

Why do you say that?
Is it that bad?

Heathcliff, HEATH CLIFF, not homestuck, heathstuck, or homecliff. Heathcliff. Don't mix em up.

>heathstuck
is this the new fanadventure idea

at this rate all homestuck threads will keep being purged

i think i almost have muscle eridan's anatomy down

i don't really like the midget legs but anything smaller would require massive waist shrinkage

nah dude, if you really want to over exaggerate the hilarity of his proportions, settling his head lower on his neck and shortening the legs will do so perfectly

make feferi a nudist

Surreal in its badness. The kind that makes you sit quietly. Homestuck's badness is like a firery forge that churns out memes and pregnant Jade porn. Heathcliff is an endless desert of sand made of cats.

Heathcliff is supposedly a comic but no onecan really agree on that point

Hussie has a disturbing sexual attraction to being dominated by violent teenage girls. That's all.

Heathcliff has become an experience

sunday heathcliffs literally take place in the void. if this isnt a self aware commentary i dont know what is

Heathcliff is like if an alien from another reality entirely with no concept of emotion heard of comics and tried to write one

the entrance music plays infinitely because heathcliff is always entering and leaving and neither. there are no borders to cross in the void and yet you never fully arrive

imagine unironically moving to hotwheels general

the idea was normal eridan head & legs and "SUPERPUMP" upper body but obviously there's no real way to make eridan's legs that small

unless you have his ass just randomly turn really tiny and have two tiny legs hanging down from his massive torso? i think i've seen that kinda thing in some cartoons

There are redeeming qualities to Heathcliff, unlike Homestuck post Act 5.

Like a final mutant decades-old form of Reginald's Bartholomew comics

they disquiet me

I dont get it
What was the joke here?

Exactly

i challenge you to tell us them. i dont believe its possible to pinpoint any specific good feature in the constantly shifting sands of the infinite desert of the imagination that is heathcliff

good idea, i wasn't sure what to make feferi, except i was thinking maybe fat

karkat - lazy drag queen
aradia - boy??? maybe goth
tavros - lazy bishounen kinda guy, abuses the shit out of vriska, makes her miniature lusus eat away at her, gay
sollux - probably some kind of ironic Sup Forums poster, laser powers exaggerated
nepeta - mary sue-type insane huntress? straitjacket or something?
kanaya - probably something based on special snowflake, maybe manly lesbian
terezi - ??? yaoi fangirl type?
vriska - weak as fuck and crippled, blocked on pesterchum by everyone except tavros and eq
equius - 100d highblood, metalhead skull-nose equius
gamzee - normal, functioning troll
eridan - MUSCLE ERIDAN
feferi - fat, nudist??
doc scratch - some guy from howheels gen
lord english - caliborn with lanky limbs + extreme cunning

>specific good feature
There is no specific good feature. The comic, as taken together as a single work,actually defies conventions of story and character the way Homestuck only claims to.

i recommend that you meditate on the emotions you are currently feeling

which kid would enjoy Heathcliff?

Dave.
Oh wait, no, he abandoned his love of irony because he got too busy sitting on Karkat's dick.

>unless you have his ass just randomly turn really tiny and have two tiny legs hanging down from his massive torso

do it faggot

dirk and jake, for very different reasons. it would be the main thing they bond over

>he actually legitimately likes it
>most of his normal tastes are similar

Dave's a dumb nerd with shit tastes who gets beat up by dog girls

There would have been a great joke and some beauty for Dave if there was a few reveals that the things he UNironically likes turns out to actually be completely mystifying and subtly surreal to everyone else.

...

he was genuinely laughing at his selfies. theres no dividing line between ironic enjoyment and 'real' enjoyment as long as youre actually laughing

at some point ironic enjoyment becomes unironic

like i've been writing my 550k trollfic so long i actually start to enjoy it and get into the fights, it's "ironic" but only as a formality

best ship you cant prove me wrong

nah

Why was my comment deleted?

>where were you whan johnvris sink?
>I was home when vriska call
>do you remember, john?
>no

i like that this has just become another Heathcliff thread

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>3. You will not post any of the following outside of Sup Forums: indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?")

it is the hell meme that consumes all other with its slow, feline metasadism

forgive me I am russia

>admits to being a slavshit

Aradia...no....get away from that weenie...

>admits to being a newfag

I'm not new, I'm just calling him out.

that was me, too.

whatever you say, newfag

>whatever you say, newfag to Homestuck
ftfy

All the trolls are shit and ruined the story.

I sort of want to try and transcribe this music to sheet for kicks

Could make her a chubby hippy or something. Feferi's hard as she doesn't seem to act like a fuchsia blood supposedly should, could try and do something with that alternatively.

What was the point of any character?

it's a good ship, but it's not the best ship.
Sometimes people hook up, get together, and it's not for the long term it's just a good thing right now. I think that's what these two had. and I'm glad Equius had a best friend to talk to during this to help him sort out his feelings.

Do you think Aradia would be jelous of Nepeta being all touchy-feely with Equiuus?

Why should she get jealous of hter threesome mate?

Probably not, I think it's mentioned at some point that Nepeta and Aradia were very good friends, in addition all the trolls knew how solid a moirallegiance Nep and Equius were in as opposed to anything romantic.

That or she'd just have to resort to a threesome.

Would you get jealous of your boyfriend's little sister?

Well, to be fair, said little sister is the same size as the boyfriend and very touchy feely.

and not blood-related, which feels to humans like a physical barrier yeah I know. Still, surely you have affectionate friends that you wouldn't have sex with.

How did Equius get past all the PRICES AND VALUES?

Oh for sure, but I could see why a lady could feel a bit jealous.

What would his classpect be?

'rails dont pail, sorry
erisol was better.
please dont.....

waste of time

pretty sure Aradia would be calm about it

Mage of void

Meme of Meme

page of rage. hes got all the story/logic breaking powers of rage heros and hes weak as fuck and apparently devoid of his aspect until hes pushed TOO FAR at which point he fucking destroys you.

im iffy on the page thing, actually, but rage is definitely him.

Mage of Time

At first he was more or less a joke jerkass.
Tavros got fleshed out a lot when Vriska was introduced, but by then he was already been doomed to be a satellite character to her.
He was a woobie, but also sort of good-hearted and brave, and then he died so Vriska could feel bad about it when talking to John.

Bringing him back as a ghost was probably the ONLY good use of the dream bubbles in the whole comic. Flying away from Vriska gave him better closure than literally 90% of the cast.
It was kind of heartwarming and I feel like it'd have been a great lesson - you don't need to humiliate or hurt your abuser, you just need to GET THE FUCK AWAY and live a happy fulfilling life.

But then Hussie couldn't leave even (Tavros) untouched and had to make him come back, fake-humiliate Vriska, bow down to Meenah for an obscure reason that probably boils down to "lol look at him being silly and embarrassing himself".

Since it didn't ENTIRELY ruin Tavros, Hussie had to create another version of him that he could actually mess up permanently, so he could get off to his gross femdom kinks. The story quickly swept the abomination under the rug and pretended it didn't exist.

After that, Vriska led the army, killed LE, and creamed her pants while (Tavros) stood in the background wearing the wrong outfit. This concluded the most disastrous finale in the history of webcomics.

There was no point, as Homestuck's new motto goes. Thanks for playing.

probably prince of rage since he kills negative emotion in himself and others (with jokes!), and kills the murder kid with his reality breaking rage powers when he actually gets mad

>Deadly joke character
>Will fuck you up
>Something something time travel/resets
>Invites the destruction of annihilation (or whatever the Genocide ending is)
>Literal meme

Bard of Time, no question.

sans doesnt do time travel or resets

Why did Aradia die so many times? What was the point?

homestuck has made me hate any sort of media where it's suddenly revealed that there's a higher power behind the main antagonist

it hot to think about her being in pain

>suddenly
im not gonna argue that lord english was handled well, but he was a factor in the comic for as long as jack was

Why didn't Tavros just shoot Vriska?

Why is S:Cascade the best part of the comic?

sOME OF, uHHH, yOU GUYS ARE ALRIGHT, dONT PLAY FLARP TOMORROW,

because of your nostalgia

Descend was better.

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wwatch its kind get throwwn like rice
my cackle stretch out like thunder
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i pull my face out the dirt sloww
these days i only wwake up third of the wway narco
held to deep rapid eye movve hold
these days i recede rapid i reload
gun my chances closed road no road left to travvel
i knoww wwhat this calls for wwheres my scalpel
operation cut like im bored seww my inner wwar up like corn rowws
my internal wwar blowws like freezing fog in oslo
frozen i cant get soft baptized in hoarfrost
like carbon monoxide garage
freeze your blink wwith sandmans flush
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i hate your lawws
i hate your need a cause
i hate your faux touch
i hate evvery last one of you
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i lovve you so much
im triple the motherfucker mondo fisted full of backwwards
from banana towwn manor my slang step like legless lizard
i fuck around fashion a rocket shoot to mercury for the wwinter
extended vvacation til i decompose on my splinters
i pull my face out the dirt sloww
these days i only wwake up third of the wway narco
held to deep rapid eye movve hold
these days i recede rapid i reload
gun my chances closed road no road left
to centuries of damn ivve nevver been so yawwn
cant believve im still standing cant believve life take this long
i stagger off to find my lighter
i dont return
till the day sag a* vvalidates mankinds destiny in a wworm
by the wway i dont pet bleachers court side to nose bleeders
like i shoot shit wwith gimps no response losem once
incoming second attempt to b real i shh shootemup
them clueless strut nailed to crucifix lilith shovved up her cunt
i pull my face out the dirt sloww
these days i only wwake up third of the wway narco
held to deep rapid eye movve hold
these days i recede rapid i reload
gun my chances closed road no road left

He was meant to be an awkward character who often missed the context of what was happening (go look at his first conversation with Dave in act 4) who evolved into the bullied character in act 5.a. it's just that hussie lost his ability to follow up on important story points when he split his time between the comic and the game.

So much so that he convinced himself that it was okay for long standing foreshadows to not come to pass because people fail in real life (rose playing the rain, tavros never stepping out of vriska's shadow, Jake attaining his true power and fighting Lord English, Jane restoring life to her land, john fighting bec noir again and winning etc.

>rose playing the rain
isn't this just a meme? Did I miss some part of the plot?

of the five 'long standing foreshadows' youve listed, only the first legitimately got dropped. two actually happened (Jake vs LE and Jane reviving the land) and the other two werent foreshadowed at all.

dIE, dIE ,uH DIE,

to create a dynamic. not all characters can be extremely powerful and witty and attractive

How about Papyrus?

I feel he'd be a Page (if only for the outfit)

The other beta kids completed their planet quests (although Davesprite did Dave's). Out of the alphas we only knew the specifics of Jane's planet quest and she completed it during the trickster arc. But Rose never did hers, which was 'playing the rain' whatever that means. She said fuck it and ran around fucking shit up and making green suns. Then in a6a6i5 she said she'd probably grown out of it and Dave said her real quest might have been to rebel against the obvious one anyway.

page of hope like jake desu