Why did John Byrne do this?

Why did John Byrne do this?

debbie does dallas, the green door, some of the first pornos had just debuted. Ermergerd porno was one of the most talked about subjects in pop culture. Thats my guess.

He always does stuff like that. Like that time he had Dark Phoenix cupping Colossus' balls just bellow the panel.

In a comic for children though?

Because Byrne is Sup Forums

pic of dark phoenix cupping them steel nuts?

>some of the first pornos
>first

That was the scarlet witch cupping wonder man's ionic balls.

AND The dark phoenix saga. Look at the stretch marks in colossus' pants

Yeah, I thought he hated relationships between robots.

That is a stretch imo.

Let's be fair.
That was probably Claremont's edict.

>Byrne thread
>nobody mentions how a lot of his stories have "underage girl has crush on older man" plot


I barely know you anymore, Sup Forums

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It's not, byrne said he lifted the scarlet witch scene from the x-men one and made it more explicit. Unless you're making wordplay.

Why would we criticize the one thing he does right?

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who's talking about criticising?

Oh Byrne, you cantankerous smut peddler.

I was making wordplay. Also, this:

Yay byrne smut!

noice
I raise you a rare Ribic.

to tell a story.
Children don't read comics and haven't for ages.
Also, fuck you and your yank sexafraid.

I see it

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Lovely nipples

This reminds me of an artist I once interviewed who told me that he got into comics because of the hot superheroines and that drawing them turned him on. He drew Wolverine: first class.

Is this the "post comic artists lewd material" thread?

Being a John Byrne fan is hell. I just want to be able to appreciate his work without having to talk about the man himself, but it's just not possible.

It's like a few years back when my friend finally got me to watch Chinatown with him. I was really enjoying the film and we'd just gotten to the part where Jack Nicholson gets his nose sliced open by Roman Polanski. My friend leans over and goes, "That guy with the knife's the director. Y'know, he raped a kid?"

This was about fifteen or more years after that.

The man cannot draw. Look at those poor shovel faced characters.

Jesus Christ! You said he was a pedo but fucking hell

MODS

This is a blue board you piece of shit. Now I have to magnetize my hard drive.

>He drew Wolverine: first class.
I read that series, I liked that series. I knew I was getting undertones.

To get mainstream recognition, I think he meant.

Byrne didn't like Kirby. He wrote this story as sort of a Fuck You to him, since Big Barda was based on his wife.

Byrne wrote some great stories but Byrne is a small petty man.

>Why did John Byrne do this?

Because like 99% of people in the comic industry he has mental issues only he has no problem letting them be openly seen in his work

It's more complex than that. Of course he likes Kirby, he just thinks he can one-up him at everything he created.

I guess I need

I honestly would have loved to see them out perving eachother

To illustrate

Nothing lewd about nudity.

My point

Nothing lewd about being fatherly.
Nothing lewd about a teen crush - those happen all the time. Doesn't mean fucking in front of cameras and snorting drugs.

Man you yanks are repressed and see sex everywhere.

Jaysis I honestly thought he was sitting awkwardly at first glance

Didn't Claremont used to buy hookers dressed up as comic characters for Byrne?

That was friend-of-a-friend rumor nonsense from a bitter Morrison fanboy.

Because he's the evil Chris Claremont.

No, claremont bought them for himself. He liked to be fisted by black hookers dressed as storm

It helps that a fair bit of his works shits the bed.

Reminder that John Byrne was a petty asshole who had Cyclops leave his wife and child because he hated Claremont.

There was also the comic he wrote where She-Hulk was forced to strip butt naked in a room full of men and paraded around SHIELD nude, in front of her boyfriend.

Nigga was a stone cold freak.

>There was also the comic he wrote where She-Hulk was forced to strip butt naked in a room full of men and paraded around SHIELD nude, in front of her boyfriend.
Why can't I remember this one? I remember the other one, but not She-Hulk getting naked.

Because Byrne is a fucking nutjob.

Did they make a comic about Zack Snyder filming the new Justice League movie?

>that fucking foot
haha what

because he hates kirby

also he's a pedophile

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Hahaha Superdad fucked Barda

But The Green Door and Deep Throat came out in 1972, for chrissakes - even Debbie Does Dallas came out in '78, a full decade before this comic. Hardly "just debuted".

I think the correct answer is "John Byrne is a perv".

To fap?

I try separating creator from creation, Woody Allen is a child rapist too but I still love some of his works. John Lennon beat his wife and his music is still enjoyable. It's the same with Byrne too, he's an awful human being but I still love some of his work.

He didn't beat Yoko Ono enough.

I don't understand what's happening in the right panel

But Byrne was shit, user. He's shat hard on superman mythos. He's solely responsible for destroying Superman during post crisis era.

And to think, writers keep trying to hook them up.

Marvel Graphic Novel #18. The S.H.I.E.L.D. agent didn't even get into trouble, because he had connections. Then he was never seen again in any comic ever. My personal headcanon says that he was killed by Fury during the "Nick Fury vs S.H.I.E.L.D." miniseries.

X-Mansion got thrashed during Kitty's slumber party and Logan was supposed to be babysitting. Everyone else just got home.

So I'm a superman fan, is Byrne's work worth checking out?

That wasn't him as far as I know. That was editorial demanding Cyclops join X-factor so that the entire 05 would be back together for the book.

>only he has no problem letting them be openly seen in his work
Or at his forum. Where all his little sycophants and yes-men can kneel before him each day and suck him off.

In the issue from OPs post its heavily implied that the bad guy in the story, Sleaze(lol), raped Barda multiple times and had her perform in solo masturbation videos before trying to hook her up with Superman.

Byrne should honestly be on a watch list of some type.

He didn't though. Mister Miracle broke in at the last minute and stopped it.

>Barda's Solo Masturbation videos

That shit must cost millions

It was all Byrne's idea in the first place.

So, Sleaze was the original hentai villain?

Why is Byrne so fucking weird?

John Byrne is the first example of ARTISTS SHOULD NOT TRY TO BE WRITERS and the industry would have done well to never let another artist try to write.

Fuck you, Byrne's Superman run is one of the best, if not THE best Superman run in the history of the character. It wasn't perfect by any means but it's a classic.

Your stupid comment is also saying Frank Miller's run on Daredevil was shit too, btw.

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No, this is how it went

Kurt Busiek, at the time an intern working on one of the fanzines, shared his idea for how to bring Jean back with Roger Stern. Stern liked it and told it to Byrne and Layton. Then the three of them brought the idea to Shooter who approved.

Before Jean was going to come back X-Factor was going to be a team with Cyclops, Beast, Angel, Ice Man, and Dazzler

Not the same user, but no, it isn't. It's only liked by people for whom Byrne's Superman was their first Superman. He destroyed Superman mythos and turned it into a soap opera. His superman was one of the biggest self inserts of all time.

I love it when girls are like this in comics, because that's how they really are.

No fuck you, the best comics are made when the writer and artists are the same person. To hell with assembly line garbage

Tony Daniel pls go

Wait how fucking high was this guy's power level that he was able to order around a god

Everything in the 90's tends to disagree with you

Not him, but Byrne's era superman was the superman who had the least amount of the things that people always hate on the character for having. He had more personality, was more vulnerable, and had a strong supporting cast. Post crisis metropolis was the best that setting has ever been.

He was a New God as well. He had some sort of mind control powers.

Yeah but this is from the Jurgrns/Ordway run

I'm a big silver age Supes fan and I like it well enough. Currently readin through volume 5 of the Man of Steel trades. Avoid the first issue though. Byrne had an autistic need to explain everything about Superman (like why his boots are red) and it just comes off like fan fiction. It gets better with issue 2 once he's already Superman and all his origin shit is out of the way. Byrne's version of Luthor is also probably the best I've ever read outside of Morrrison.

Ah that explains it then

Oh and also if you're thinking of going through the trades be aware that they also decided to reprint Marv Wolfman's run alongside Byrne's and it's atrocious. I've started skipping his issues altogether which means I'm done with them in about a half hour.

So it was originally a blow job?

This, if anything Simon should know to steer away from crazy.

Yes

Kelly, Johns, Busiek, and Morrison were responsible for for saving Supes from the corner Byrne and Jurgens painted him into.

Why would a God want to make porn?

He was the god of porn