How does he poop and pee?

How does he poop and pee?

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Those initiated on the Force need not to crap or piss to survive. They learn to eliminated their dejects through head sweat

How does he wipe

When he gets back to base somebody attaches a hose and sucks it out like a septic tank

He has a bag taped to his leg like Hillary Clinton.

His robolegs are probably hollow, allowing it to flow out at the heel

More important, how does he wipe!?

he takes his pants off and uses a velvet toilet

He has a Twi'lek slut do it for him, that one is pretty obvious

Motherfucker has slaves!

Next question.

Do you think shit gets crusted on his hair?

Do you think he has to cut a little bit of fur every time he takes a shit, or just wanders around naked with shitty fur?

>tfw you're an imperial slave whose sole purpose is to clean darth vader's charred anus

he probably has a special tool to clean off his ass hair. I'm sure sometimes he forgets though and Han has to delicately remind him.

>How does he poop and pee?
With as little force as possible.

it's illogical to assume that the practice of using toilet paper would be present in Star Wars because there are no Americans

it's like 5 AM in America, wait a few hours to start baiting

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts,
just repeat it yourself, "Its just a show. I should really just relax".

So they dont poo in the loo?

fuck off JewJew

they poo in the loo obviously but they have far more civilized methods of cleaning the remains than fucking toilet paper

Why would fucking toilet paper help you clean your ass

haha pee pee poo poo

how are we supposed to know that if nobody on Wookieepedia has made an article?

>not recognizing the theme from MST3K

What has happened to this fucking board?

I think the most obvious thing is that his waste is collected in a small chamber where a light saber like device flashes on and vaporizes it, then vents the gas to atmosphere after it passes through a filter.

is this a toilet?

Darth brand diaper system.

Surgical catheters obviously.

is that the venting sound we hear all the time that we have assumed is breathing?

>fuck off jew

yeah jews are cowards...its no wonder why tha world wants them gone....

Don't know but he obviously needed the toilet at the end of this scene
youtube.com/watch?v=SKF9g_BKmXU

its painful but he has to force it...

rag on a stick of course

Exactly. He is just releasing small amounts of vaporized shit gas.

His chamber or life support pod whatever tha fuck its called, takes kare of that....................


(Realistically)

S-s-stop ruining Star Wars with these questions

Wow that's really bad acting

THis desu. It's probably equipped with some high-tech diaper or flushing system.

Maybe he just poops and takes a full body shower right afterwards. Which is done automatically in his chamber I assume.

youtube.com/watch?v=U3QDYSZieJI

Can lightsabers cut through mirrors?

>Vader could take food through his mouth, but only when he was inside a hyperbaric chamber, since he had to remove his triangular respiratory vent. It was therefore easier for Vader to receive nourishment through liquids, intravenous and otherwise, and to rely on catheters, collection pouches, and recyclers to deal with liquid and solid waste
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Vader's_armor

More importantly, did he wear underwear?

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Underwear

Fucking wookiepedia does it again.
>to deal with liquid and solid waste
You mean to piss and shit, faggot?

That article was probably made because of KOTOR, that game you fags love so much, because it let you walk around in your *underwear*

Where are you reading this

Hear his breathing? That's him sucking in the peepee. Don't know how he gets rid of the poop, probably just smashes against his legs and dries, then crumbles down out of his pantleg.

thank you Wookieepedia autists

>head sweat
>in Vaders helmet
Fuck that would be hell.

Summer

I'm now thinking... there must be very strictly enforced "Han's chair" and "Chewie's chair" on the bridge of Millennium Falcon.

>best post
>first post
>underrated
>dubs

Nien Nunb just realizes he's sitting on Chewie's seat.

>Squishy!