/brit/

How's your LinkedIn profile progressing? Added all your school, uni, and work mates?

>She was overweight, wore a wig and 5 day stubble
>but overall wasn't unattractive

Wtf lad

I don’t want to argue with you friends, I just want share funny jokes and stuff

This unironically.

>when early thread making twat X beats early thread making twat Y by a few nanoseconds
Makes me smirk every time. ETMT Y must be silently seething very time. Even better when there’s an ETMT Z who comes bursting in even later, knuckles dragging on the floor haha

fuck off stop trying to get me on the system i'm not going on no fucking system sunshine

people are only gay when they fail to attract the opposite sex

might get the pizza in tonight

It’s true, every country in the West is just going to be a sterile replica of yankland in a century, traditional culture will have disappeared

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