FILM IDEAS

>Green text some narrative ideas.
I'm a lazy writer

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>OP sucks cock for a living

ASR and G Hannelius play 2 virgin naive step-sisters, who are off on a summer camp.

They share a room with 2 older, taller girls (played by Charlize Theron and Elizabeth Debecki) who bully them and force them into a sexual awakening, over the course of 3 passion-filled nights.

>Sup Forums: The Documentary: The Musical

H.H. Holmes is Jack the Ripper

If you don't have a script in the pipeline yet, you're 6 months behind

>Tom Hardy stars as the American Ripper

Deadliest Catch meets Piranha 3D in found footage style.

Wasn't this one an old Leo + Scorsese project?

ehhhh!??

A movie about OP being a faggot

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE

Saw meets Godfather

Be very careful now

>an upcoming winter comedy NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED
>AMY SCHUMER IS...
>SWEATY BLACK LEATHER
>LOVE GURU 2: THE SMELLY CUNT

Its being made

>A young Brazilian lesbian couple find love in war-torn Venezuela while on the run from government forces, trying to reach the border with the help of a mystic fisherman philosopher.

Emma and Emma are best friends and they really want to get boyfriends but are having no luck in the dating department. Upon doing some research online they find out that foot fetish is the most popular fetish in the world among men. So they decide to experiment with each other's feet -- kissing, licking and massaging each other's feet in unsimulated sex scenes -- in an attempt to learn the fetish and become more suitable mates for their future husbands.

but then during their sexual experimentation they discover they actually love each other and big Emma decides to get a 3D printed penis because it's the future and it's possible and become the husband for little Emma, and then they have futa sex and make lots of Emma babies

>Directed by Dan Schneider

But who is big emma

>kangaroo becomes a nibba

Watson because she's older

>a crew of hs misfits decide to shoot up their school
>when they arrive fully armed, they realize another group of misfits is already shooting up the school
>hilarity and action scenes ensue

A married man opens the paper one day to find a picture of his wife holding hands with another man pretending to be him. He confronts her and she says she's embarrassed of him and is not sure if she loves him. Hurt by this he goes for a walk and stuff happens as he takes a hard look at both himself and his wife
this happened to my neighbour in real life, his wife was a slag who used to give me boners all the time by wearing thongs and tops that had her tits basically fully out, her husband was a legit 5' chinese midget and we opened the paper one day to find katy with her 'husband' ivan talking about some nonsense except ivan had turned into a white guy. Katy if you read this I wanna fuck your brains out still and I sometimes fap to the memory of you being a slag

Two male gay dudes in the nazi germany trying to keep their love a secret. One is an SS officer and the other is a black guy.

Directed by quintan tarrantino

>SciFi movie where security officers on an orbital space station (basically a giant Airport+Shopping Mall+UN) have to deal with terrorists who unleash a zombie plague on the station and kill the politicians, pirates who want to loot the station, and a deadly alien creature that was being smuggled off-world and used the ensuing chaos to flee captivity, as well as the populace above the station descending into anarchy. Action movie with black humor and horror elements

>Pirates of the Caribbean but it's in the desert of a fantasy world where people use sand ships (using sails, sandworms to pull them like chariots or just riding the backs of giant beasts, airships, or magic) to traverse the dunes. Technological level is vaguely Napoleonic, but the locales and cultures borrow from Mediterranean, North African, and Asiatic cultures from across time. Protagonists are fugitives from Not!Europe and Not!China who have been framed by their respective countries for war crimes they didn't commit in the name of resolving a decades long conflict. Forced to work together and enlist the help of pirates and worse, they now seek a defector who knows about the cabal that set them up so they can clear their names and return as heroes. Starring Brendan Fraiser and Jackie Chan

>Surreal Horror fantasy where an Angel is censured in Heaven for beginning to display free will, it is cast into Hell where it wanders the wastes, consorting with Demons, lost souls, and Lucifer himself to understand it's greater nature. Like Dantes Inferno but instead of trying to get to Paradise the angel seeks to escape to the mortal world. Explores the weirder aspects of Abrahamic/Judeochristian/Islamic mythology

Movie ends with them standing in a gas chamber kissing each in a loving embrace before it faded to black and roll credits

Angels already have free will

>two children (under 12) are in a sexual relationship
>for guaranteed success in the indie circuit, make them the same gender and/or one of them tranny

parents are super religious

WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS

Infinite Paul Blart films where he works for a different agency or business in each film.

This isn't for parents. It's a leftist wankfest and meant to groom confused adolescents.

No, he means the childrens parents are super religious. For more lefty wank.

Recursive Paul Blart, basically Synedoche NY for a mainstream audience.

Oh, oops. Yes, that's pretty good.

this. make it some golden comedy shit. no hollywood bullshit, either.

>disgruntled RLM fan
>stack up on some freedom
>visit vidcon wearing casual clothes to fit in
>furry suit it is
>start stuttering Transformer noises when you meet them

You can continue from here, OP

Paul Blart: Time Cop

Oh shit. Then it doesn't something else Haram. Maybe the audience never learns what it is.

>SciFi thriller anthology where in a future where the Earth is split into political extremes (AnCap China, Socialist "Utopia" EU, America divided between Alt Left and Alt Right extremes, Caliphate in the middle East, Cartel ran Mexico, Communist South America, Russia and Greater Slavistan but with more gay killing) individuals charged with keeping the peace in their various worlds begin to see the horrors of extremism and their lives begin to spiral out of control as they join/create resistance to bring back balance. Radical Centrism: The Anthology

>A lowtest armchair historian, plagued by the vast and sundry failures and misfortunes of his life, (Louie C.K.) goes to his local Pawnshop in his quiet Minnesota town and finds an antique rifle in pristine condition, save for its oddly crimson staining throughout the wood. After some negotiation with the shopkeeper he buys the rifle, a Mosin Nagant. After bringing it home he is plagued by the spirits of every fighter that has died in battle holding the weapon as they whip him into shape and forge him into a new man by forcing him on a journey to reap vengeance for their deaths by killing those that killed them or their descendants.

>Nior Crime drama in a Rapture-like underwater city in a AltHistory where after global bizarre meteorological and tectonic activity, vast portions of New York had begun to sink into the sea. The story follows a Mafia Enforcer, a US Marshal from the Subterranean portion of California, a bookshop owner, and a Private Investigator as they all seek answers in a twisting plot of betrayal, loss, serial murder, and conspiracy

A NEET discovers that he has magic cum after all of his anime figures come to life, then they have an adventure.

>ESPN Mockumentary sport movie where countries have stopped waging formal wars or emplacing sanctions, and indeed stopped most forms of diplomacy, in favor of having gladiator teams that fight and play in various conditions/rule sets/extreme sports in a bleeding edge colosseum. Should a country's representatives be victorious the victor nation is allowed to impose their will upon the loser nation, such as levying sanctions, annexing land, enforcing laws, seizing natural resources, etc. Movie follows the lives of the players, the history behind the sport, the drafting/election process of the players as well as their training. The movie will also follow the events leading up to and during the final championship playoffs culminating in the championship itself, a brutal Deathmatch.

How did I do?

>people are captured by Isis
>Isis tell the captured people that if you don't read this your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Nice Oscar bait

>a drama/black comedy that follows the sheriff of adams county during the battle of gettysburg. its not too comedic but it has some lighthearted moments.

>a black comedy about two wacky friends and their wacky adventures during the fifth coalition of the napoleonic wars. this one doesnt really have any dramatic elements to it.

See what you think of this one. Made it as a 11-minute short last year. Shoot was a disaster but I'm already to go again. What a rush.

It's pretentious but I thought it was neat when I wrote it.

A man goes to visit his dying mother in the middle of nowhere. Events transpire and she dies with a burning cigarette in her mouth. Man goes into a grief spiral and decides to keep that cigarette's flame alive forever. Ends up burning her last possessions - a bunch of wooden furniture - to keep it going.

Phone.

>"The Indian in the Cupboard" + Sup Forums = "The Sailor Moon in my Pants."

Not bad.

Thanks

>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Already a thing.

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>#1 in the Japanese box office for 14 weeks, 13 weekends
>Earns 20 billion yen and counting to surpass Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in Japan
>Reached 10 billion yen 9 days faster than Frozen
>Wins LA Film Critics Award
>Has become the no. 1 highest-grossing Japanese movie in China
>Has become the no. 1 movie in Thailand
>The film immediately topped Korea's box office opening on 555 screens all around the country which is a new record for the Japanese film.
>Also dominated China breaking the all-time records for the most advance tickets sold and the fastest film to reach 100 million yuan ($ 14 million or 1.7 billion yen), with the first 100 yuan earned in just the film's opening day.
>The film also dominated the charts of Hong Kong and Taiwan becoming the number 2 and top highest grossing Japanese film on the respective countries
>Inexplicably jumps 41% in the Japanese box office and climbs from 7th place to 3rd place in one week
>Still in the top 10 in the Japanese box office towards the beginning of 2017
>Now grossed US$353.3 million.
>Surpasses the box office gross of Spirited Away (US$289.1 million), making it the highest grossing anime film of all time.
>Is approved by Shinzo Abe and used by Cool Japan to spur tourism in Japan.

So this is meme magic. Not bad.

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FINDS

>come in the thread to post Kei-tai
>it's already posted

>with the help of a mystic fisherman philosopher
Who gets some sexual favors in return, goes on to invent a new global economic currency based on sexual favors weighted by attractiveness. All world currencies collapse, all old ugly rich men and woman perish, the loli soon rule the world.
We can cast all white people here without too much blowback.

Guy uploads a girl's nudes on the internet, causing her to commit suicide. Turns out her dad was an former navy seal and now he is after him. Liam neeson plays the dad of course

A basic teen drama that follows all the tropes, an hint of an alien invasion is hinted through the television in the background, destruction in the horizon in outside scenes, gets very briefly mentioned by minor character before getting brushed. The main characters are too absorbed in their HS drama to even bother with that shit

Once the movie has some speculation on the 'alien plot' make a spin-off from it.

I watched and am reading Misery for the first time. Would a side story about what Annie did for 51 hours after she found out Paul Sheldon killed off Misery be good?

This. All of this. Give this guy a Hahllywood job.

"guy" did literally nothing wrong

Umm girls can't have sex with girls

>Step sisters

What's wrong with you? Make that shit blood related

I must be loyle to my capo

SUPERKILLTHEVILAIN

Capeshit movie about a guy who discovers he has the power to kill from distance the main vilain of the plot.
Duration: 15 minutes

> In the future, magic is exercised by focused human thought and emotion. An adventure hunting youth, inspired by his new summoning powers, leads a group of collected alien strangers against a villainous demonic force secretly of his own magical creation in an obsessive attempt to recreate his personal fantasies, selfishly putting everyone's lives at risk. His ploy never works properly, with his dysfunctional crew mates becoming warn down and paranoid. The nature of this character's story is never revealed directly, but is implied by a parallel story where a child becomes a war loving, bloodthirsty soldier in a war caused by an advanced alien lifeform attempting to try the same thing as the first main character on a galaxy- wide scale, though for the genuinely benevolent purpose of giving life a meaning in an otherwise stagnant world as viewed through it's nihilistic lens. At one point, this soldier character comes across the crew of the first character and sees them as a squabbling wreck of nearly insane, broken people while at that point in the story the crew is seen as idyllic from the first character's perspective - one hint of many at what's really going on. The alien's plan, in contrast to the first, actually works, but the alien becomes horrified at his creation, seeing the "meaning" he created manifested as a war hungry monster.

IN A WORLD

>man finds out he can grant wishes
>gets job as mall santa
>corporate suit type brings son at behest of estranged wife
>discovers wish man and kidnaps him, sending him to corporation hq where he's forced to grant the wishes of an insane old ceo
>corporation becomes global superpower
>15 years later the ceo is getting crazier by the day. He has everything he would ever want, and prepares to use one last wish to kill himself and plunge the world into chaos
>suit type and now grown son have to kidnap the wish man away from hq before THE FINAL WISH

I like this one the best of all

This idea keeps being brought up in these threads. Somebody steal it already.

first of all the Purge movies are fucking shit and I don't even remember how far I got into watching the first one before I turned it off and forgot it, less than 15 minutes easily, but.

>The Purge sequel
>It's an Action / Thriller / Horror movie
>Bank and very large business owners are known by name and face nation wide and they all have to be the strongest warriors or tactical strategists in every aspect, because during The Purge many criminal groups and desperate individuals try to kill or capture them in anyway possible to try ransom money or take control of their business
>It's set in a time with very skewed pay percentages
>Some banks / businesses hire mercenaries or specific legitimate tactical groups to defend them
>It's a mix between Judge Dredd, Ip Man and The Warriors

A psychological thriller about a little boy kidnapped by a woman who's own son died in an accident.
The woman has turned insane and treat him as her deceased son.

The boy has no choice but play the part if he hopes to escape from her.

I would watch the fuck out of this.