Protagonist orders a shot

>protagonist orders a shot
>"leave the bottle"
>Barman does as told

Shouldn't he be paying for it? Wouldn't the whole bottle cost like $90?

Yeah, probably would.

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>war movie
>timid guy doesn't smoke at the start
>does by the end

What's that, you've never paid for a bottle of alcohol in your life?

I thought you had to be 18+ to post on here.

>Daily reminder that Uppum from Saving Private Ryan was a piece of shit.

>protagonist takes a shot
>doesn't grimace at all after

Generally speaking bars can't even sell you the bottle.

Most bars would never do that, but there are gay ass clubs where underage fags and negroes go where you can pay 200 dollars for a 30 dollar bottle of vodka.

You're a pussy if you do.

Never got an entire bottle at a bar, that's retarded. Only niggers and rich fags do bottle service, literally paying $200 for a $30 bottle of grey goose or some shit.

>protagonist takes a shot
>doesn't shake his head involuntarily afterwards

>protagonist takes off handcuffs
>rubs wrists

Lots of people drink whiskey straight, good kinds are smooth as fuck, especially on ice. I drink Jamesons on the rocks a lot.

>he's so self- conscious that he feels the need to hide his disgust for something that tastes bad in order to appear more manly
Wew

>bomb has a visible digital timer

>bomb has appropriately color coded wires

My brother got me a 90 dollar bottle of vodka for my b-day
Shit was so so smooth

>Antagonist tells protagonist about bomb location

>bomb is not strapped to a shitskin

>military character has a non-military approved haircut

>Protagonist enters seedy bar
>Music stops
>Everyone turns around to look

This is why I never go to bars and drink alone in my room instead.

>and your OTHER gun

>user posts a "trope" that's only happened in one movie or TV series, posts gay frog

>protagonist enters a seedy bar in vietman
>party rockers in the house stops playing
>everyone turns around to look
>it ain't me starts playing
>orders a shot
>leave the bottle
>AND your other gun

>hacker is handsome and well groomed
>hacker is female
>hacker plugs in USB and taps keyboard
>"I'm in"

You're projecting. I don't drink but when I did I loved the taste of both whiskey and tequila. It was like a delicious mouthwash/cough medicine combo and I never shuddered like a child upon swallowing it.

>russian character is insane

>character gets KO'd
>doesn't shit his pants or show any visible signs of concussion

>actor gets first paycheck
>buys hot meal

Ironically spoken like someone whos never been to a bar.

You probably like the taste of cock and cum too you fucking faggot

>girl tell protagonist "i love you"
>protagonist says "i love u2"

what the hell do they mean by this?? is u2 that good?

psyop to get more people smoking

>squad are briefed en route during helicopter insertion rather than in some shitty briefing room on base

They can, but depending on what bar it can be 10% to 200% more expensive than a regular bottle

SHE MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

>mfw even fucking Baywatch made fun of this
It was awkward.

I have no sexual disabilities.

You don't know what you are talking about faggot. Back to school you edgy bitch

Why is pepe yellow?

>I don't drink but when I did
So you can't handle your shit yet you get to tell people how to drink?
Nice

Found the dumb negro

Eh, not bad.

some people have a tab

Yeah, that must be it, there's no other reason to stop drinking. Everyone's a loser here, right?

Stop being gay.

>characters gets knocked out and is out for hours
>no sign of serious brain trauma
>able stand upright and go about escaping without any issues

I like how one filmmaker did it once and hollywood decided that it was just quite a convenient plot element to use in action films and never once bothered to check the reality surrounding it

>open a random thread
>pick a random post
>post t. cuck
>get (you)'s

I'd love to see someone do it straight and lampshade it.

If you're KO'd for anything more than a minute or two at max, you need to be in the ER right away.

>filmmaker did it once and hollywood
more like Hergé in Tintin

>arab character
>calls everyone "my friend"

You do fucking do that because cops put it on retardedly tight

.t never been cuffed

You are not my friend, my friend!

>whiskey on ice

Absolutely pleb.

>it can be 10% to 200% more expensive than a regular bottle
200%? that's fucking generous. A bar is only going to sell you a bottle for roughly the cost of what they would make selling the shots individually, with maybe a slight discount if they like you, but all of this in entirely discretionary.

Let's break it down.

1L bottle of vodka (supermarket-tier chink shit)
> £15

1 shot of vodka in a bar
> £4 (£3 if you're outside a big city probably)
>1 bottle = 40 shots
Bar value: £160

This is over 1000% the cost of buying the bottle normally. A bar is doubtfully going to sell you the bottle for less than £120 unless they know that an immediate sale will work out better with their wholesale purchasing credit in the short-term (this part is complicated).

>Jameson is good
>good whiskey should be consumed with ice so you can't taste it

Come back when you sprout your first chest hair.

With ice is fine as long as it's the type of high-quality ice that won't melt. If it's regular pleb ice, enjoy your rum-flavoured water.

>the alien is the good guy

>drinking at a bar
>the characters arent rich

it's like the writer doesnt know anything about alcoholism.

most movie bars follow a specific type of bar.
the one where you just order whatever you want and just ask how much was it right before leaving.
yes, they exist.
yes, it's expensive as hell, yes it's for absolute richfags not the average movie protag.

i thought frog threads got deleted now

>It's a I only drink things that taste bad because I'm insecure and think that if I drink something that tastes good I'll turn gay episode

It's like if you only drank black coffee and then went around calling people faggots for using cream and expecting them to be impressed

>order stuff
>order more stuff
>get bill at the end
Isn't that how most places work?

wrong, idiot, cold muddles the more intricate notes of good whiskey and brings out the taste of the alcohol, it's not just that the ice melts

>his bar doesn't do $2 vodka drink night

yes, but nowadays several bars have a "pay for it as soon as you recieve it" policy

>I thought you were-
>Dead? Sorry to disappoint.

You have a lot to learn about whisky.

>Walk into bar near my house with my friends
>Look at menu and none of the drinks have prices
>Ask how much it is for a random craft bottle I've never heard of
>$30
>We all say "what the fuck" and get up to leave
>As we leave the manager comes up and scolds us for making a scene
>Loudly say "Who the fuck pays $30 for a single beer?"
>Some random guy at a table says "wait what the fuck thirty dollars?" and leaves with us
>We go to the dive bar across the street and buy $5 pitchers

Fuck rich people

My friend lee me alone

>consuming alcohol
>protagonist
Stop watching edgy smut.

>No bro you have to smoke out of a percolated dual chamber at least if you want the full experience. Don't forget to drink the mango juice so you get the mycrene and get even higher bro

This is how you sound. Just drink the poison and drown your sorrows like a non pretentious adult

>timer is fake and it's actually set to a detonator
>villain is watching them on CCTV trying to decide which wire to cut, sipping scotch and gently masturbating

We used to have a bar that did pig shots for £1 twice a week.

I have no idea what was in them, but you could get plastered relatively easily. I knew a guy who used to consume them through his eyes.

>scene set in, or about Japan
>turning Japanese begins playing

Americans must be lightweight as fuck - a pub in the UK would never let that shit fly.

Imagine a small dainty midget woman walks into a bar, orders a bottle of Merry Down cider. If the barman lets her wait until after she's finished the bottle before paying, she is going to be absolutely plastered and struggle to pay, since 4 units is a lot to a female midget.

This seems like a very counterproductive system to be using around highly intoxicated individuals.

Yanks have shotguns under the bar, you pay or else

>Character enters someone's house
>Host always has a pile of bottles and offers a drink on ice

How many of you actually have a minibar on standby?

>shooting a prisoner because he was brace and did his duty to his country and you were a coward
>especially after he just spared your life

What did he mean by this?

Fuck off with your third world currency.

>protagonist gets back home after an instense action sequence
>"Hard day at the office?"

>sex scene
>pull down pants and underwear
>guy thrusts his hips around a little bit and is inside her without even looking or using his hands

I always have alcohol in my house

It's nearly as good as company

I actually do have a minibar because I throw parties at my house a lot and people just leave bottles and never come back. I have like 5 1/3 full bottles of captain that I can't get rid of to save my life but it looks nice on the shelf once I got those fancy bottles

You've gotten so drunk in public you couldnt pull out your wallet and count money?? Maybe Americans just handle our shit

>lawyers / business execs / politicians drinking scotch in an office in the middle of the day
>they don't get headaches or lay down on the couches for a nap afterward

as a britbong who has drank in America with Americans, I can tell you they can't hold SHIT.

Not only is your beer fucking garbage-tier ABV (using proof to try and make it look stronger than it is), but you guys consume hardly any and just call it a night.

In Britain, if you're sober enough to count money, you're doing it wrong.

Maybe if you werent so hammered all the time you could satisfy your ladies and not need 1 million shitskins imported a year to do it instead

>1 shot of vodka in a bar
>£4
Where the fuck are you drinking man

>outcast nerd
>has sex frequently
i find this very disrespectful with actual outcasts that live in forced solitude.

Kek nobody uses proof for beer come back with a story that isn't bullshit

>In Britain, if you're sober enough to count money, you're doing it wrong.
You're bragging about this?

Have you ever drank in a bar before? They don't always make you pay up front.

British drinking culture is all about getting blackout drunk.

>protagonist is not 14

>Jamesons
>good whiskey

kay

There's nothing wrong with drinking whiskey on ice or even with a splash of water.

Yes it's perfectly fine if it's swill or you're just a giant pussy