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YOUR DOUBT IT FUELS ME
YOUR HATE IT DRIVES ME
YOUR DOUBT IT FUELS ME
YOUR HATE IT DRIVES ME
YOUR CHALLENGE IGNITES ME
YOU MAKE ME FIGHT HARDER
got my gf youtube.com
mates mad at me because i won't roll his joints for him
told me to use my own tobacco as well the cheeky git
Lads what the fuck is this next to the toilet? Why do Europeans have to kneel on the floor to wash their hands?
Had a dream I owned a plantation in Vietnam with a french gf
How can I use this for boiled water?
I can't imagine this.
Ah, I see. I have the one but that is for my washing my hands, not for cooking.
I have a kettle for it.
Was the British Raj bad? I ask while eating some mulligatawny.
water fountain for if you get thirsty. dehydration is a serious issue
Lads, business idea.
Start branding kettles as taps.
A girl once asked me to be exclusive before we even kissed and I still managed to fuck that up lmao
you can get kettle taps lad
always thought a boiling water tap seemed a bit dangerous if you had kids about
it's for washing your feet retard
since you know they all wear sandals in europe
zombie zombie
*sprays boiling water in your face*
haha
Ever put the knob on the kettle all the way to max and sniffed a baby heat at the same time? Better rush than heroin, very dangerous though
nah builds character
>yanks microwave water for tea
Gets a bit dry that way no? Plus with a kettle you can control the temperature
Sure, but I fail to see how much damage a kid could do to a tap though.
Disgusting. Please delete this image. It is rather repulsive.
bizarre post
you pot or whatever under the tap and get instant boiling water, no need to wait for the kettle
*checks flag*
hmmm
>toilers will be home soon and funposting will stop
thats incase you want a glass of water with your poo
It brought some peng food.
...
schools are finishing RIGHT NOW so expect in 30 minutes for rorke and co. to turn up and start flinging shit. This is the only time we have.
>The Indian woman who chose a bull over marriage
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
literally posting from toil now laddy
2 hours at least
>I found you Ms. New Booty
>Get it together and bring it back to me
>Hit the playas club for about month or 2
>Put his hand on it then see what he do
I miss being a night toiler and missing this time of the day. Night time and morning /brit/ is comfy.
Business idea: bidet that sprays boiling water
>he accused you of not preparing his tobacco.
>he told you to smoke your own tobacco.
I cannot understand the context
I have one for shower, not for cooking, I mean I don't have it in kitchen.
who /uni/ toil here
Na I found when you put knob on the kettle it burns
err... nah
If you ever feel bad, just browse /biz/
here's a picture of my cat's nose x
busines idea: kettle you can change the temprature of
genuinely 15:00 - 15:30 is the best time on /brit/
then I go home to the missus and leave you lovely lot to it
...
fat cunts must be loving this thicc meme
is this just a shower or something else similar?
you shower with boiled water?
remembered that time i joined an IRC for teenage furries and immediately someone *gropes anonymous*
was too awkward to say anything and like all IRC chats it alternated between dead as fuck and circlejerk of 5 people you don't know with no opportunity to get involved.
still feel a bit depressed that i'm too old to even join such a room anymore without feeling like a nonce, instead of being the innocent victim of a noncing.
>song is advertised as explicit version
>it still bleeps shit out
Pre-2012 Vevo was a mistake (still is tho tbf haha xx)
he can't roll joints himself, so i have to roll them for him
in England we mix tobacco with weed, but he doesn't any tobacco so he expected me to roll the joints AND put my own tobacco in them
you would think so but it's so much more than just a shower
my sister and her husband are delighted by how keen I am to spend time with my new nephew
little do they know I am snorting that poor lad's bonce for all it's worth
I meant by this warm water.
its better
making a tea lads
*gets out the blowtorch*
this'll be a while
weird
probably
wasn't all bad
never click on a single twitter link posted here
if its good enough you should screenshot it
students have it harder than wagies
Bounced the gfs head off the sink for turning the knob on the shower down
*gropes anonymous*
he has human teeth
usually hate de-facto proprietary monopolies but i'm SO glad that Discord heemed IRC into the sun.
Business idea:
A kettle which boils cold tea instead of water.
Its only a bit of tobacco you stinge
true
got 3 assignments to toil at due this week and one is due tomorrow. i'm 15 pages deep with workings and the death knell is ringing.
what's the difference
Soy
*blushes*
just blew my nose
loads of snot and bogeys came out
out of cold brew coffee and now i have to wait 24 hours for a new batch to be done
dire
ur lose really fake brit lad
Reckon I'll regret not gfing the oneitis when I had the chance for the rest of my life haha
*whips you with my tail*
;)
so he hopes that you give priority to producing his tobaccos and yours are just a part of his things, right?
If I searched for it maybe japanese companies may sell one
must be all the millock he drinks x
he does love his milliock x
discord isn't a monopoly theres also teamspeak, vent etc
*grabs your tail and shoves it up my arse*
got the impression that IRC was pretty dead already even a decade ago tbqh
It's called a pot.
>When you troll another alt right jester
Don't have a box new
can't eat really spicy food any more what the fuck. always loved spicy food, always handled it just fine. but suddenly the last two spicy currys I had have given me crippling stomach pains followed by incredibly painful shits the next day. absolutely fuming with my body. this is the SECOND food I enjoy that it has stopped me from eating. I apparently became allergic to crab overnight too. cant eat that without getting sick any more either
WHY.
first day of classes is tomorrow lads
i hope my classes are really easy. they probably will be because i'm a genius
youtube.com
gf giving me some sound advice. think I can push this assignment out now
>He doesn't buy the dip
probably the only example of a yank ever starting a semi-gimmick in /brit/
Yeah, but a pot requires boiling water. My device would boil the tea, not needing tea leaves and water.
FUCK SAKE
someone stole my business idea already
im fuming lads x
what do you think of canada?
which gimmick
i don't click archive links because the archive isn't secure
Is Destiny /Rad Cen/? what's his deal
*walks into thread*
*nose wrinkles*
Aw who farted
IN YOUR HEAD
IN YOUR HEEEAAAADDD
LEFTYPOL LEFTYPOL LEFTYPOL POL POL POL
Gonna send my kids to private school, just for year 7-13 though, don't think there's any point in paying for nursery-year 6 unless you're loaded
it's at his expense tbf
discord circlejerks are less impenetrable, especially because posting history above you is usually retained. (where in most IRC implementations, you only see posts beginning with the time you joined the chat.)
just imagining some fucking eskimo sitting in his igloo with his thinkpad hunched over irssi
de-facto monopoly.
it's like saying YouTube isn't the only online video service that matters because you can also use movavi.
kind of was but shit forums usually had their own IRC instead of an inbuilt chatroom
It's alright