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cia edition

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Yorkshire

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fuck off worshipper of steam
why don't you believe in me?

might grow a bard

Bane

Anyone else think its funny how Brits are caricatured as posh and sophisticated, but it's the complete opposite irl?

i kno de wae

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*gets up and takes over your flight plan*

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tune

Superheroes are actually really gay when you think about it. Grown men in spandex with big muscles fighting other men...just seems a bit bent

>owns 1-3 cats OR a poorly bred small dog mutt that he refers to only as his "pupper" or "doggo"
>has a triforce tattoo
>semi ironically idolizes ron swanson but is terrified by real life masculinity, or really, just responsible adult living in general. he will call it "adulting."
>if he cooks, it's just carb heavy food loaded with fats/sugar/salts that he found on gifrecipes.
>very very woke on twitter, will immediately turn into harvey weinstein in the bedroom
>has an aloof gamer girlfriend/wife that he will refer to as his SO or "the wife." will leave him in a few years or less for one of the guys she's been flirting with in twitter or discord DMs. he's completely in denial
>when confronted about the fact he's acting like a 10 year old kid at 25, he'll copy and paste his favorite quote about childishness by C.S. Lewis. he of course completely misses the point of it, but it makes him feel validated about his decision to gorge himself on breakfast cereal while watching cartoons, smoking weed, and occasionally daydreaming with his buddies about this GREAT startup idea he has
>bluecheck on twitter

*ears perk up, tail lowers to an angry pose*
this can't be happening, i'm in charge here!

Oooh lads it is snowing, it is snowing it is!

why do Irish youth sound American

ha... i find it funny how everyone is still mad about not having a Switch

nintendo switches are cool, suddenly it's Christmas day and the switch is now a soy toy

do you want to know what i think? i think you're all just mad that mummy and daddy didn't buy you a switch for christmas. that's what i think. awww diddums, did you not get the switchy-witchy for christmasy wismasy? stay jelous

edit: no i did not get a switch for christmas. i bought it with my own hard earned money on release day.

Any /Wakefield/ man in?

NOOOOOOO MY GPA PLEASEEEEE PLEEASEE MARK ME EASY PLEASEEE YOUR ASSIGNMNT IS IMPOSSIBLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MONEYYY WASSTTEDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

really hope you copy-pasted this tome from some yank twat on another board because if not FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY

american accent was developed from the irish accent

americanisation
its mainly nerds that sound american because all they do is sit in and watch tv

oouuughhh

can i develop an australian accent by exclusively watching australian TV or is it too late?

i also got mine release day.
i updated it to firmware 2.0
i feel like i wrecked myself

never gets old:

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maybe, i think neighbours still shows on channel 5

oof!

genuinely developed a thicker canadian accent after watching trailer park boys

Asking a proto-ex out again tomorrow. Reckon i should make it clear up front im wanting to see if we're still romantically compatible?

we have this problem here as well. proper wronguns always sound like americans because they grew up watching yanks play games on youtube

australian women only talk about having cocks and how cool and weird it is that they're australian. not worth the investment

going to drop out of uni to become a jiggalo

battycoin reached 20k yet

Pretty sure VRchat was the worst mistake in human history.

let's hope not ey

Just finished watching house and I found I'm more of a sarcastic prick.

Fancy that haha.

do you know de wei

also started staring into invisible cameras after watching the office
might be autistic

Having an Americanised accent is a sign of diagnosably autism up in Ulster. Had to sit on a few meetings for parents with autistic kids and literally every one of them noted the yank accent problem.

“‘But i like Star Wars and i'm a progressive??’ -- Said the yankee teenager as he gorged on his milkshake thickened with the bones of African farmers.”

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Same but with Park and rec.

Also got the hots for thicc blondies.

So is VRchat like Playstation Home but you need an Oculus to play it?

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Update: Stopped snowing, show's over. What useless weather this country has. Also: sunset again already. Great. Another day wasted and not even any snow to help the grimness of it all.

state enforced homosexuality

>why YES i DO own a nintendo switch!

what the fuck
hope this isn't real

how can i trust anyone who posts here?

Its the same here
all the absolute troglodytes in my uni have big stupid yank accents. Can hear them a mile off

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37 minutes to go about your daylight-requiring duties before darkness finishes blanketing the land once more.

any actors on actors man in?
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only done 7 different types of drugs

does this look like a mistake to you

any C86 man in?

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any C86 man in then?

Hey mate when you point out the americanaiz(s)ation of queen's english then how are we who are made to study american english by the government?
that's true lol.

got too many devices, tablets, phones, laptops, tellies, consoles

so we looked at the data

Bugman

It is. Mostly from autistic children who can't socialise with their peers and so spend formative years watching YouTube videos on a tablet. They speak in memes and with yank-twinged accents.

Technology has unironically obliterated an entire generation. And I'm sure factors into the increasing autism numbers too.

love how it gets lighter every day now :3

I just thought of a good jokes

Why do they call it a Nintendo Switch? Because it makes you one step closer to Switching genders, cause of all the soy you drink

Thank you

really hate Paul Joesph Watson and that bender Jonathan Pie

does tesco pharmacy sell Robitussin?

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nah that's furry

>it will soon be the season of 24/7 desk fans, sweaty bollocks and, somehow, the overpowering sound of WHIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing of my computer fan (even though my desk fan should be fucking louder)

so the user of switch and soysource is gay, you say?
>the Japanese
>fully gay

KNOW i'm going to regret not getting into VR early when everyone else is being nostalgic about it 10 years from now, but don't want to spend the money.

fucks sake

at least I had a belter of a winter this year

wish i could draw so i could exploit this booming industry

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fucking hell
i don't interact with kids at all and I really hope this isn't a widespread thing

already annoyed enough at every European student at uni sounding slightly American because all they do is plonk down and watch yank Netflix and Youtube 24/7

Amazon fire stick

Thoughts?

it's actually not a sunrise, it's **technically** an earth tilt
from now on, every time you see a beautiful earth tilt, you can thank science

don't understand how phil greaves is fighting with sam kriss when sam kriss was sent to the gulag for murdering a girl a few months ago

looks p good for the price and what it does, especially if you have a slightly older TV that doesn't have newfangled youtube and netflix and stuff built in already

bit of british culture
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but the term sunrise sounds cooler then deal with it.

Watched the black since man show on netflix a while back, was not that bad if I'm to be honest.

bought one, doesn't fit in the hdmi slots on my telly for some reason

>wake up in Queenstown
>listen to some Prince Chelsea or The Brunettes
>wish I was born in Aus

*turns your mums fanny inside out*

>wake up in Alice Springs
>get stabbed

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>when you tell the GF that you don't want an always-on microphone(amazon echo) owned by a company that ACTIVELY hoards as much data as it can in your house and she looks at you like you've got a tinfoil hat on

>wake up

already looked there mate, don't think that's where i left my social skills

>tfw american kids cartoons say "fanny"

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straight outta goes

>stand up
>air that was trapped under me releases in the air
>poop smell

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birdcucks

Lots of cute racially ambiguous girls in London (basically look haiwaiian or something)

Maybe the jews were right