>unlike Cuck Kingdom, aka Sweden, its citizenship is one of the most difficult to get in the world
>unlike Viking Qatar, aka Norway, it doesn't have an economy based on oil
>unlike Autism, Inc. headquarters, aka Finland, has people that like having fun and Hyggein' it out
>unlike in a fucking Jupiter moon, aka Iceland, those people are more than two
Denmark is the best Nordic country, and probably the greatest place on earth to live in too. ANY OBJECTIONS?
Would like to visit someday.
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italy is better
why is denmark such a terrible country?
denmark is holland 2.0 uezs
based italy
Finland is not "nordic". They're mongols from central asia.
Poland is not "european". They're mongols from central asia.
Chile is not "Texas". They're sudacas from the Amazon.
thank you for your opinion but instead of pretending to be an intellectual you should get back to work my toilet isn't gonna fix itself
They also scare people off with their language. If Dutch people think Danish sounds bad it's pretty serious shit. Meanwhile anyone could learn German or Swedish
yeah, but my nation has identity, unlike yours
It is a very well decorated cute shithole
being Argentina's coastline is an identity?
Buying and operating a car is unbelievably expensive in Denmark. That is limiting your ability to move around immensely unless you are rich.
South American countries all seem alike to me. It's a lot like Canada and the US.
they just made it cheaper though
everyones getting a new car
Good
Bootlicker
Can't you walk across the entirety of Denmark in a few hours?
Show me the price for a car that is internationally available. A BMW 3 or a Mazda 6 or something like that.
Dumb redditspacer
weak bait, your culture is based on bjork btw
no, sorry but canada is pretty much the US without the bad things, i've been in both countries
Its because you are ignorant.
Fuck Italy and Fuck Denmark
rude
Good thread Italybro
I doubt you were there for long or saw that much. You can't judge Canada and the US based on what little you've seen.
t. salty non-Dane Nordics, makes sense
Danes are Huns, not Nordic. They are even separated by the Baltic Sea.
denmark is not nordic, it's central euro like germany
t-thanks Danebro :3
Denmark is full of disgusting reddit normies, why defend them? They hate you.
t. Sup Forums intellectual
>hard to get citizenship
Lmao, not for me it isn't.
this, its the reddit of countries
>Buying and operating a car is unbelievably expensive in Denmark. That is limiting your ability to move around immensely unless you are rich.
Yes, the car prices are ridiculous, but you can get cheap used car, you don't have to own a fucking Mercedes to move around you mongoloid
>hard
''Nordiska medborgare kan förklara sig medborgare, om de bott i Danmark i två år eller av och till i 10 år. ''
''Nordic citizens can declare themselves citizens if they've lived in Denmark for 2 years, or on and off for 10 years''
I love you Italy why must you break my heart like this
I have been saying all my life here, Denmark fucking rules. Danes are really laidback, not austists nor smugs like some of their neighbors
I-if it were up to me, you would be allowed danish citizenship Italy-kun
he doesn't need citizenship
he's in the EU so he can just move there and start working without any hassle
Danes are the most smug people on the planet. Very unwarranted IMO
>on what little you've seen.
I lived in canada and your country has no fucking culture but Quebec, literally another US state
>denmark
>nordic
might as well count in estonia,latvia and lithuania then or even iceland
estonia belongs to finland
>unlike Viking Qatar, aka Norway, it doesn't have an economy based on oil
LET'S FUCKING GO
WOOOOOOOOOOO
holland and denmark are the two worst western countries
dont mess with denmark
t. fjeldabe
>unlike Cuck Kingdom, aka Sweden, its citizenship is one of the most difficult to get in the world
I both love them for not cucking themselves and staying true to their identity, but it's also sad because the love of my life is Danish and i'm never gonna get citizenship :(
Everyone rides bikes anyway
this tbqh
I don't see the danes as brother as I do with swedes. Ethnic danes have this very weird non-nordic look.
I love Denmark
mate, if that was brazil that old lady or that guy would be bleeding before the end of the video
this guy knows what's up
Name something good about Denmark
That's right, you cant.
i love all the nordics!!!
danmark, norge, sverige, island, suomi, and especially you foroyar!!!!
And Russians
no
I know Swedes are supposed to hate Denmark but I personally prefer it to Sweden.
Then you don't love all the nordics
t. Murmansk nord
Häng dig, Snapphane
russia is not nordic
t. greater copenhagen
> he doesn't know what Murmansk essentially is
excellent thread
Denmark is LOVE
i'm sorry but to be nordic you need to meet at least 4 of the 5 following criteria:
1) protestant
2) germanic
3) northern european
4) rich
5) not russian
Hygge
Legoland
It's not an Islamic caliphate
Roskilde festival
You don't have to wear rape bracelets to concerts
There's 5
You have an American tier knowledge of nordics, I'm sorry
ummm no sweaty i'm more nordic than you'll ever be (-:
Oh it's another Denmark love thread. This means that the next Denmark hate thread is imminent.
Btw OP, Denmark is pretty mediocre. But it's pretty hygge nonetheless.
danmark is flat and rainy and windy and made up of lots of islands people forget about and stolen clay and that is why i love you!!! we are country twins!!!
Mohammed please
>me
>germanic descended from angles, saxons, jutes, and danes
>from a city founded by danes over a thousand years ago
>speaks a norse influenced dialect of a germanic language (that was shaped by norse anyway)
>protestant
>rich
>you
>russian
>city founded by russians
>city isn't even hundreds of years old
>speaks russian
>not protestant
>thinks because he lives in snow he is instantly nordic
>russian
sorry baby (-:
>Half of all new Danish citizenships in 2012 were given to people from Iraq, Afghanistan, Turkey, Somalia and Iran.
ISLAM
> doesn't know what Lapland and Kola are
> thinks if a city has been founded 100 years ago no one lived there before
> literally knows nothing about lapps and nordics in general
> doesn't know history of his own nation since anglos and saxons were never nordics and jutes had little to no influence on the development of his language
How old are you even?
>Cuck Kingdom
all kingdoms are cucks
Good thing we didn't give citizenship to Egyptians like you, oh wait.
>this fucking ivan arguing that russia is more nordic than the Danelaw
Faggot, our judeo-Masonic shithole government is trash.
what year was the height of the hunnic empire/this map?
United Cucks
...
Then move you limpdick prissy. Go give the queen a blowjob.
ummm you're not a lapp you're a fucking slav, you have no history, and you don't even know that angles and jutes migrated from denmark or that the english language was a hybrid of anglosaxon and old norse (that's why the grammar is exactly the same as scandinavian) so maybe you should shut up???
just a thought bae x
Yes, Novgorodian Rus is definitely not Nordic...
Funny how you completely undermine your own point since danes have never been nordic (and this has already been said in this thread )
Novgorod was purely Vepsian, Votic and Karelian. That's why it was a democracy
>ivan actually thinks he's more nordic than actual nordics now
i'm out
Hólmgarður was nordic before it got IVAN'D
Danes are NOT nordics, cya anyway
KOM HJEM SKÅNSKE MAND.
Uh oh anything East of Estonia was full of Seto people just like anything East of Finland was full of Karelians. Rather sad they became slaves to the Russian imperialist system.
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>t.
>cryptorussia defends actual russia
OIMAGUN MOI SUHPRISE
No, just dont ever fucking associate yourself us, ever. Thanks!
>us
lmao like i'd ever associate myself with a smelly uralic
> he literally just said he loves suomi
get the fuck out