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Two households edition

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Have any of you felt this feeling?

*posts a sourceless Sup Forums meme as evidence*
heh, racists bfto

yeah of course

shouldnt think so

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delete this mate

real talk
if you aren't a utilitarian then you got problems lad

fucking called it

This morning. AMA

first day of classes tomorrow lads
8 years of being a neet is coming to an end

i bought a botle of suplhuric acid drain cleaner to throw in the faces of my enemies

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i'm an egoist

This car is beautiful, I wish more cars looked like this nowadays.

Would buy one but I don't drive so it's just money down the drain innit.

i would hate that

who even takes statistics on the races of people getting married

piece of shit mate

>I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

finished s4 of Black mirror just now, much better than the shitpile that was season 3

crocodile was awful though not as bad as that bee one

Brainlet: i'm an egoist
Small brain: I don't know what I am
Big brain: I am unique

do you know tom?
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*younique

good to see my black gf gimmick going strong

Bet your dream car is a fucking subaru or something

you know the drill lads
moons out, zoots out

hate career women

the people doing the surveys?

spacker
*whacks you with a book*

and theres absolutely nothing wrong with it

Never heard of him

gagging for some Crisps (nik naks nice n spicy specifically)

Are you the progenitor of danelad?

ah yes and bmwf had exactly 200% increased rate

pretty good channel if you like watching build videos. and he has a figaro

are you sure?

How are Turks in the UK? :3

Black people have the most disgusting vaginas, particularly the colour contrast

dunno what you're on about tbqh

they either own barbers or kebab shops

i can kill cause in god i trust

Decided to take my shitposting out of /brit/ lads

Indeed, do you doubt that?

I inherited the gimmick off of Danelad, rorkes spazzed out on me at first for doing it

Zippity Zoppity Zac
Check these numbers mac!
Not mine, the post after that!

they're often quite rich

reckon i could turn any of you bellends gay by just looking at you

Bet I could turn you straight just by looking at me

Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber Megamix)

got a long list of ex lovers, they'll tell you i've a small willy

is it true

proud of you mate

post look

who chavcore fashion here?

nah just had a lot of bitter breakups x

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holy shit lads ....

>too poor for chavcore

*turns gay*

>What, dares the slave
Come hither, covered with an antic face,
To fleer and scorn at our solemnity?
Now, by the stock and honor of my kin,
To strike him dead I hold it not a sin.

cant imagine ever feeling the need to do this unless i was about to rob some cunt

If a website says samoething is £20 but then in the basket it says its £20 but in the basket it says £8 and it only charges my paypal £8 what is going to happen?

Will they just not send the product and refund me? Or is it possible for them to charge me extra through paypal after i order?

nice flag you fucking poof lmao why is it so fucking tiny?

you might get it for £8 they might refund it idk they cant take more though

>Gabber
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>Content thee, gentle coz. Let him alone.
He bears him like a portly gentleman,
And, to say truth, Verona brags of him
To be a virtuous and well-governed youth.
I would not for the wealth of all the town
Here in my house do him disparagement.
Therefore be patient. Take no note of him.
It is my will, the which if thou respect,
Show a fair presence and put off these frowns,
An ill-beseeming semblance for a feast.

dating a girl I like a lot (she's really pretty too) but I'm still going on the lash tomorrow to and may well end up shagging (or at least kissing) some other girl
about 99% certain I'll feel like shit afterwards and will probably be filled with regret but I'm going to go

what I doubt is the same chart that was posted here before showing wmaf as the lowest divorce rate when they were the popular meme

Well you don't deserve a gf then do you

get out nar lad, get out you fuchin wool

is it basically a rule when you are texting girls that you don't really know that you have to ask a question in every reply? I hate it. it's like pulling teeth to try and advance the conversation

paranoid about my hairline receding

quite immature
i now think less of you

Remember when you recently went out and kissed a girl at a club? Me neither, haven't done that since I was 16. Adults meet responsibly over the internet.

this is roadman

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got it from here

my hairline will never recede

the last time I kissed a girl at a club was on new years day
the last time I shagged a girl from the club was 2 weeks prior to that

Anyone seen the gabber interviews (boiler room and humans of the sesh posted them)

People literally talking about being burnt out after a year and taking pills all weekend every weekend

wonder how many depression cases the old dutch techno culture caused

Enjoy having a gf

cant believe i didnt get with anyone on nye
what a dick haha

be careful the anxiety might have your hair fall out

Lads, i want to find all journals about africa ranked by impact factor (or something else relevant). I am clearly not a uni student/professor and don't know how to go about this. google isn't helping much. How do I do it lads?
Gobby from a girl I knew back in high school to any man that helps.

fuck off you scouse rat

fuck off you southern twat

this is peak aesthetic

Hate it when interviewers think it's a debate and not an interview

shagged the gf on both nye and new years day

all those people look like the type people screenshot and post threads with comments like "why are british people so ugly?"

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cant stop wanking to VR porn

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anyone remember the eukaryote/plankton/insect/ameoba posting?

are you the same yank who was saying death grips were shit like 2 days ago?

think i have worms

anyone remember the cuckio meme

anyone remember the anyone remember the cuckio meme

Mum found the cum curtains

honestly dont know how i got into 4th year of a software development degree while being this bad at coding

no. I am unironically Liam

psychologist: trans people are people too, heres actual statistics, you know real math, and solid facts, that show respecting trans peoples pronouns lengthens their lives and makes them less likely to fucking kill themselves
stem bros: wOW MORE SJW GARBAGE COMING FROM A SOFT SCIENCE FIELD I DON'T RESPECT LMAO. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WHAT A PSYCHOLOGIST SAYS. who the fuck cares about what any social scientist says? they're all full of shit
Jordan Peterson, a psychologist: I will never use words I hate, like the trendy and artificially constructed words "zhe" and "zher." These words are at the vanguard of a post-modern, radical leftist ideology that I detest, and which is, in my professional opinion, frighteningly similar to the Marxist doctrines that killed at least 100 million people in the 20th century.
Jordan Peterson, a psychologist: I have been studying authoritarianism on the right and the left for 35 years. I wrote a book, Maps of Meaning The Architecture of Belief, on the topic, which explores how ideologies hijack language and belief. As a result of my studies, I have come to believe that Marxism is a murderous ideology.
Jordan Peterson, a psychologist: I believe its practitioners in modern universities should be ashamed of themselves for continuing to promote such vicious, untenable and anti-human ideas, and for indoctrinating their students with these beliefs.
Jordan Peterson, A psychologist: I am therefore not going to mouth Marxist words. That would make me a puppet of the radical left, and that is not going to happen. Period.
stem bros: wow that entirely emotional speech based in absolutely nothing factually solid is just ... a speech that didn't even get basic definitions right ... I'm just .... holy shit what a fucking intellectual god.

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Anybody remember the fuck off yank meme?

turd stuck up my bunghole is giving me trouble

yanks just really aren't any good at gimmicks

they seem to think spamming something makes it funny
a good gimmick is kept up your sleeve until the right moment

just seems to be a massive bodge job unless youre someone like linus