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Old enough edition

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tfw no camelot unchained either

my face when people join my discord

discord.gg/Y7hhjN

>305
ok that's ok, i guess

>Another alt right slide thread from pol

how do i get a comfy warehouse job at a grocery store in the dead of night

i made a joke to a pretty white girl the other day and she laughed

I could waste time explaining why discord is bad from both a technical and moralistic perspective, and also why it's especially bad considering we're on a fucking anonymous imageboard, but that wouldn't help since it would just make people say "lmao its just a messenger program dont be so serious"

i will just make this post which expresses a general negativity about it, so discord doesn't become even more normalized than it already is. it is a truly awful piece of software and you should NOT use it.

having spaghetti

based

why would a robot wear stockings?

started smoking again
I went 3 days without a cigarette though
that's something

if I was a woman then I would make lewd faces in front of a mirror all day every day haha

Comment est la vie au Canada?

what'll ya have

i really like that pic

...

My ex is off the fucking grid, dnt know if she is alive or what

should i tell her mom to tell her to communicate with me

apply. It's not hard

But you're gonna be bored as fuck doing it

i mage to smoke a pack every 3 days, you should try that

...

I dunno if I can
I usually smoke at least a pack a day or more if I'm drinking
only reason I wanted to quit in the first place was because I knew smelling like smoke all the time wasn't doing me any favors in a hunt for a gf

not him but I think if I end up dropping out here in the next 2 years I'll just get a job like that, in the dead of night in a grocery store or something that isn't crowded. and just sort of waste away for a few years, maybe get really really thin and depressed, and never see the sun

How do you go from this....

to what

To this!?

What's wrong with it

Cara your discord is shit

wrong

Do people seriously, unironically use Discord?

Not only is it incredibly rebbit-tier, but it's also quite literally a botnet.

I use it unironically

get a smoker gf, cigs are a good ice breaker. if you don't mind the smell

it's a part of a larger problem with internet centralization into a few services that everybody becomes reliant on. of course, before discord it was skype. if you didn't have skype, people actually got angry with you, and it's the same way with discord. discord is entirely centralized; you cannot make your own discord server. the concept of a "discord server" is a misnomer- you are using the company's servers always. discord is not a protocol for social networking like IRC is; you can make your own IRC server and have complete control over it. discord is only discord, and it's entirely controlled by one company. this company does not give you all these free features and data storage out of the goodness of its heart. YOU are the product. discord can collect any data it wants and sell it to whoever it wants.
a decentralized platform for messaging (like IRC or GNU social) needs to become the de-facto standard. unfortunately, the cutesy design and marketing of discord ("for gamurs xDDD") will ensure it stays dominant.

furthermore the discord client is closed source. if this is a free service, why make the client closed source? the client is also incredibly bloated and looks like every other fucking numale software design in the past 7 years

destiny is a literal cuckold

why does patreon make varg so butthurt?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q5agEP9hnss

what do you bring to /cum/?

Thanks for the explanation

>/cum/ doesnt have an irc
literal munchkin

It does have one but it's like a secret club so only a few people use it

he leeches off the government instead

im drunk ama

never said it didnt munchkin

How much do you care about /cum/?

I took that picture!!

Yes you did munchkin

how do you escape an expensive city

how do i enjoy life when cheap and powerful drugs completely blow reality away?

varg knows dude
varg KNOWS

have some quality hentai lined up for later

sell your properties and go to a less expensive city...?

Why would a stupid seriel killer know anything worthwhile

why does varg look so old? wikipedia says he's 44 but he looks at least 55 here for example

youtube.com/watch?v=M-dcefjpu2s

do u think ill lose vigin this year?

last week i made like 4 cute girls laugh at club

it's cereal, not seriel

you're gonna make it

checked

thanks friendo i think i have small chance too

think my dick would hate me if he was capable of his own thought

My depression

checked

checked

biting comentary on modern politics with a touch of optimism

Thanks

Feel better

Also used to not like Ryan but he's really nice

How do you make a FWB into a gf?

>wanting a slut gf

wtf i lov zandu no w

I wouldn't gf a fwb

If she's willing to be a fwb she's not gf material

>having a fwb
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF NORMIE

>your brain on pol

>tfw Ryan will never notice you and you will forever remain a neutral side character in his eyes

But she's cute

i dont habve extra flgs im very sorry

Is that a fried egg on her hair?

i’ll prob kms if i don’t lose it by 30

obviously

hate americans desu

Need to lose 20 pounds by april

im different yeah im different
im different yeah im different

>,,< please take it back Canada-kun

>playing videogames
If it's not grandstrat, you're a pucciboi

i only play exclusively vic2 anymore but holy shit do I play it A LOT

Checked

30 is a good age for an hero, contemplating it myself

dont do soy mkay

not like I like you or anything

lol here's a funny idea. let's all post our nudes.

Ok here's what you do

I table spoon of apple cider vinger in glass of water in the morning and before bed. Eat at a 500 calorie deficit, chew gum every few hours. Weight lifting burns more fat than cardio but light cardio is recommended.

paradox games are shallow

I'm just fasting
No need to worry about counting calories

Maybe I'm just gay? that explains everything

that's not me im going to get apizza lads
brb in taen minutes

dont beleive his lies.png jpg mp4

im asexual
t. me

hopefully the pizza guy is hot, maybe I'll give it a try

How's your night been, /cum/?

>fasting

Enjoy your loose skin

really FUCKING bad

is picture captcha still fucked up?

What happened, user?

I have to go to sleep early because I have early morning tasks

Dunno

has this been proven to work
t. another user who also needs to lose about 20-40 lbs