Who is your cunt’s best friend

Who is your cunt’s best friend

Germany, for better or for worse

I'm too lazy to post the happy merchant someone else do it

Historically, it has been on and off Germany, for better or worse...

morocco

Oh god don't post it's so embarrassing.

Argentina

Australia's best friend is probably Britain since both countries systematically tried to destroy their indigenous people.

>portugal

I just looked this up. I’m surprised that they like us

saudi arabia

America.

>france, britbongs
correct answers
>canada
cowardly suckups, two-faced pathological liars

New Zealand. Nobody else comes close.

Wrong, UK is more like our absentee father.

United States of America

Peru, the only in we can trust and the only one that helped us.

They were the first country to recognize our independence

people here are still pissed from post-911 america-france tension lol
my dad calls french fries 'freedom fries' still

>my dad calls french fries 'freedom fries' still
God damn that's ridiculous.

Flag not related

Seriously? Everyone I know IRL thinks Russia is our worst enemy now because all the 'Russian hacker' drivel. Americans always fall for propaganda. I'm surprised you consider us allies since we're basically trying to make you guys seem evil again.

yeah it's hilariously absurd, he stole and burned dixie chicks cds when one of the girls spoke against president bush
americans are pretty much as crazy as they seem in media

Whoever helped us terrorise the dominant power in Europe, historically. England has always cock-blocked France, Spain and Germany from dominating during their respective golden ages. I'm not sure we have any proper European allies. Portugal maybe.

Outside of Europe the colonies are all obvious choices, I suppose.

Eh, you should have listened to us since we were probably the people that knew Saddam the best, but once you had decided to go anyway, we should have followed. It's what allies are for. That freedom fries stuff was pretty silly, though, but I guess you were still so shocked about 9/11 that strong reactions are understandable.

I was joking obviously. As long as that criminal tyrant Putin is in charge of this country we as a countrt won't be able to make friends with anyone.

>Argentina
>coming from CHI(le)
Lmao

That American flag is displayed incorrectly. Usually when flags have something in the canton it's supposed to be on the left which approximates where the canton would be if the flag were flying normally.

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France

Finland

What’s your king like

israel

Army and Navy.

Depends who you ask

Army
@

@
Navy

:^)

Turkey

the nips

>friends
No such thing

no it doesn't

yes it does you a*original subhuman

objective truth exists

what do you even know about our kang?

Sweden but they are too busy with their old sibling Finland

what about denmark

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What about Denmark and the Netherlands

he likes hats :^)

Reported to the Kremlin.

Nice knowing you Ivan.

Pretty one sided relationship

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Netherlands??

Our best friend is Iceland din jævla landsforræder

Don't worry. I love Norway more than f*Nland.
As you can see only losers like likes f*Nland and with that you see that f*Nland isn't even interested in us>84438679

no it's not

delete yourself forestf*NN

Russia

Bah

This country has never had friends. We're alone, just as the entire population. Suffering in struggle, just take a look at our literature.
I'd call Israel the Russia's best friend ever. We should send troops to help the with slaughtering fucking Muslim Arab cunts.

Go back to Mikhosransk, Igor.

The legomen has Germany.

>Neaderthals

Vi kan ikke forså en dritt de sier og de har ingen kontakt med oss din trebåt pakkis
Ok thanks :)a

> михocpaнcк

Me is still bad at Russian
t. an exchange student from Scotland

Spain obviously

>Ok thanks :)a

Pic related

You forgot pic

we don't have any friends, but at least we have tigers gggggggggrrrrrr rrrooooooaor grrrrrooooar gggrrrrrr rrrrrrrooooar grrrrrrrrroooar rrrrrrr roooooar grrrrrrooooar grrrr rroar rrr grrrr roaarrr rrrr gggrrrrrrrrooooar ggr rroarr rrrr grrrroar grrrr

We don't have any friends.
England is sketchy at best ,the US is absolutely vile, foreign politics wise, Germans are cunts.
Spain is nice but they don't really want to do anything with us. Belgians are very good people but they can't make up their mind.

Greece it is then. They are very nice to us.

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what do you think of oireland

taiwan

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For Poland:
France, Uk, USA, Hungary, Romania.
Historical bros: France
For Italy:
No one, when Berlusconi was president we were super friends with Russia, USA, France and tried to fuck Germany in the ass, but then we were fucked, super friends with Lybia too until betrayal from our part during the war

Ireland? Why? Never went there. I remember my sister went there to stuy english and said that it was always raining, the family that hosted her ate a bag of chips for dinner and there were a lot of fat girls around the streets with pink/green coloured hair. Other than that, I like their beer and would like to visit

Its time to learn geo-graphy NOW!

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Andorra

America is a continent. What you mean is USA, right?

we are NEET, the country.
we don't socialize and don't have any real friend(s)

Denmark

Wales
Isn’t the US’s Israel or are you a Mexican?

I like him, despite the fact that he is a muh heritage amerimutt. He recently uploaded a video in which he went on a heritage trip, since his late father was half korean kalf italian and his mother half korean half irish. In the video about france he spoke in french and claimed he knew that due to his heritage *gasp*

I literally can't fathom how a korean married an italian and went to live in molise, the most irrelevant region in italy, in the 70s/80s

No such thing as friendship between countries. Only interests.

These threads are really no different to country larping

you seem friend with iceland tho

Kek

It's a weird relationship to say the least.

Morocco primarily recognized are independence because of our victory in the First Barbary War.
However, then during the Civil War tensions got kind of tight because a skirmish nearly broke out in the capital of Morocco between USA and CSA diplomats and their guards. They never recognized CSA, but CSA was lobbying for recognition with the Sultan.
Then in WW2 Morocco at first sided with Hitler, which strained relationships even worst, however, by the end of the war they were apart of the allies.
And then of course with the Arab-Israeli wars it was a strain, but as Morocco never played a major role in these conflicts it was never anything as major as say the near conflict between USA and Saudi Arabia.
But Morocco has been getting close to USA recently, specifically because of the Western Sahara-Morocco conflict.
Also in 2004 President Bush recognized Morocco as a major non-NATO ally, something only 17 countries have, incl. Israel, Aus/NZ, and Japan/SK

It would be France if they were'nt so self-interested in using our power.

Fortunately we're not as dumb as people think we are.

>actually we're duper super dumber yeah lokfdfcvghetg GheEEHEE4t

>tfw not really nordic and not really continental
all the nordics pick eachother over us, and then germans and dutch pick eachother as well.

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come home white man

the way a german explained it to me once is that when the angles left they literally all left and the danes that were there after are unrelated people. i dunno how true that is though

Yep Russia doesn't have allies. It can even trust itself.

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"Neutral" Country here.
But would love to KaiserLARP with Hungary. Germany is ok too

USA is the most relevant country in that continent, so when you say "America", you are refeering to the USA

KEK

Russia

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I want an anime of this

you went to afghanistan, that was good enough