My Finnish wife will give birth soon

My Finnish wife will give birth soon.

Congratulations on being a dad OP

Holy fuck is she like 5'2 or is your baby huge?

imagine her breast milk hnnnnnggggg

thanks

she is 5'4

Fuck off normalfag, this isn't Facebook.

surely you meant your wifes son

>implying

Huge aussie baby.
Christ.
Congrats, I guess you are one of those professional aussie shitposters? The baby will go to a good school with that income.

His filename says there're two.
OP is probably black, ergo it probably is actually his son.
congratz man, here's hoping to a safe delivery.

I was a NEET here in my early days as well I worked my way from mcdonalds I saved to get a cert in IT then I got a helpdesk job now I am making good money it's never too late to change.

yup expecting twin girls

thanks could come anyday now

>lying to your Sup Forums anons

Wow. Why would anyone do this?

> using inch*s and fe*t
Americans are asleep, lads. You can use people's revolutionary units instead.

>tfw you will never have twins and the odds of you having singletons are rare as well

she will get to drop them off at the same places and shiet
lucky cunt

Having twins is like getting dubs.

The thing i like about using feet and inches is that it gives a very big disparity between the numbers.
5'2 sounds very small compared to 6'3.
160 vs 190 doesn't sound really come off as a huge difference until you measure it

That woman is South American anyway even if she does own Moomin plush toys

must be like this in somalia, abdul.

He's just a NEET LARPing as someone who actually has their life together. It's really pathetic.

I feel betrayed, I'll never believe anyone now. OP, why did you do this to my little french-heart? I didn't even have the time to raise my white flag.

This. Actually felt bad to congrat him and joke about it.

>

you should've surrendered your trust many decades ago

>5'2
Are Swedes using American units now?

This, what's the difference between 175 and 180? It's like measuring your weight in grams

Can I still trust you, best ally?

Pregnancy ruins a woman's body and makes any troubles with her health during it unbearable. Kids cost you too much money, time and often cause too much emotional stress.
No sane, self sufficient woman who respects herself and her own body would have kids these days.

Are you proud of using French units? Get over yourself, not every country has to be identical

probably shouldn't these days unfortunately

>not every country has to be identical
International System you moron, it is useful for scientists.

I'm sorry I lied I just wanted you guys to think I had a life.

I know what it is dum dum. You can use both, like we do. For the average person it really doesn't matter which system you use its personal preference, I think different peoples having different systems makes liver richer and more interesting and it's a shame other people put their tradition aside

Congrads, will you name the child after it's real father?

>You can use both, like we do
You measure weight in fucking stones lmao

Ass.

And drink in pints and measure horses in hands and I wouldn't have it any other way

im not angry I'm disapointed

stop playing with my feelings, why would anyone do this? just WOW

Finns are Asians.

lel

"user, do you still find me sexual attactive?"

>175 and 180
175 is about meh average, and 180 slightly higher

ah, childfree sect

enjoy your depression and pathetic lonely elderly age while some scumbags try to take from you all your earned "treasures" on which you wasted whole life to achieve.

I saw how it looks like irl, you shoul'd to see it too aswell.

I think the big belly and milkers is a turn on for me.

more so to be honest
I'm a sucker for temporary novelties

Is it black?

>soon
like 5 minutes?

Legit question
Is anybody here a dad or mum?