Is it even possible to get a job in Australia as a 25 y/o with no experience, no degree and no connections...

Is it even possible to get a job in Australia as a 25 y/o with no experience, no degree and no connections? Anyone else in the same boat?

Become a farmer and start working for food

society has given up on us so I have given up on society.

opal mines

>become a farmer
Wew lad, it doesn't work like that.

Unironically this or do labor work or fuck it indeed.

24 yo, same problem ;-;

I dun get it.
Whats so complicated in goingo to a farm and saying:
>helo
>I amst idiot
>I'll work in your fields for food and roof above my head

This is more or less how I feel. Ran out of hope a while ago after losing work due to panic attacks and management finding out about a history of mental illness, only to be berated by a family member and the only person I ever trusted, for not "trying better to hide it."
Honestly normalfags will never understand and since they don't really have to deal with mental health related shit, they either pretend it isn't real or that it is a sign of weakness and deep down a personal failure of the person with such issues.

It doesn't fucking work like that mate. Most farmers are struggling enough themselves, let alone taking on a stranger. Do people think Australia is some laid back, anything goes wonderland or something?

no one would hire you, it's all machinery and highly educated people.

>tfw 19 and I still unemployment
At this rate I'll be stuck in NEETdom.

what about mining?

>Do people think Australia is some laid back, anything goes wonderland or something?

yeah pretty much

Yes but you will have to take shitty jobs like, callcenter, helpdesk,techsupport, receptionist, warehouse worker, storekeeper, deliveryboy, administration, and more bad jobs.

Modern agriculture in the West is highly mechanized
>Hello I want to help you with your crops
>Sure thing mate, do you have a formation to drive this expensive tractor ? Any knowledge to code the GPS instruction for the automatic water machine ? How about some biology degree to help figuring out how we could improve the grain outputs ?

Only chance would be some hippie permaculture stuff.

You will have to become a girl(male) Megumin and please men. That's your future job.

But explosives are banned here :(

I'm 30 and have been out of work for a year due to injury. All my jobs have just been construction and now due to injury I can no longer work in that field anymore.

I'm absolutely and completely FUCKED I've had to move back in with my parents, at 30. Fuck my life fucking sucks.

Well let me explode inside ass then.

This.
Just remember to enjoy your life mate, letting stupid fucks called "customers" treat you like a doormat is only like 2/3rds of it :^)
The rest is sleeping.

Drink yourself into enlightment.

GAY!

Literally just make shit up and get friends to back you up.
Say you've been daytrading and you do photoshop editing work and run your own ebay store and you run club nights and shit like that.
Then put friends as references.

Just make sure you're fine with Excel and apply for APS 1 and 2 jobs and temp registers.

The worst part is going for Job interviews if you have anxiety disorders and such. Though I completely fucked my last APS interview and literally just skipped a few questions (they do those retarded robo interviews now) and I still got a job from it.

Just be a prostitute like me.

Is your penis feminine?

I'm not in Australia, I have a little experience and degree, but I feel like I'm in the same boat, yes.

>tfw 25 yo
>will get degree in 6 moths i don't care about it
I have no idea what to do after that

What's the degree in, Vladimir?

So just to further

Daytrade (Technical Analyst (self employed)- From this I learned how to manage money, deal with budgets of thousands of dollars, watch financial markets etc etc

Graphic Design (Self employed) - contract work to clients, deal with finding what the client wishes and producing it keeping in contact with them through the process and making sure that the end product reaches the requirements for the client.

Event Management - Book and organise artists, organise transportation and deal with budgets in the thousands of dollars, organise volunteers and the management and set up of events. Deal with teams of upwards of 15 people.

Etc etc

This is the sort of bullshit you put on your resume when you've been doing jack shit.

I mean, for me what I'm really saying is

- Technical Analyst = I day trade cryptos and shitpost on /biz/
- Graphic design = I do sometimes wedding invitations and shit for family friends
- Event Management = I throw raves that sometimes have interstate and international DJS.

medicine

hello me in one year

Anything in the medical field will get you a good job it seems, albeit if you hate that job then it must suck.

two of my cousins moved to Australia with no degrees and got jobs. WTF are you two doing??

Being a loser.

It won't give me a good job and I have lost my passion for it long time ago.

Nowdays I just don't know what to do once I finish my Uni.
I've thought about going abroad to Germany to inter their Uni but again what should I go for?
I have no particular goal.
This sucks

Well fuck that stinks, what are your interests?

I have none

Well fuck...
idk what you should study then.

Isn't there any professional training available?

Here there are tons of programs, anything from train driver, to CNC-machine operator to electrician.

As long as you don't pick a meme one (like singing or arts) you are very likely to find a job.

you could probably do something at tafe that gives you a vocational job

just do removals or some low tier grunt job
they'll accept anyone

Same boat, except I recently graduated in law, which I ended up fucking hating.
I'm just going to interviews for shitty, brainless paper pushing minimum wage desk jobs that I have always dreaded doing. Not even law-related stuff because every single one of those wants you to have at least 3 years of experience and preferably be a student with missing limbs so they get funds from the government too.
I'm absolutely awful at anything remotely artistic and have zero money to invest into doing something on my own. I tried freelancing everything from translation and copywriting to dull spreadsheet filling and got 0 (zero) bites, no matter the fee. I now have a one year gap in my resume I can only explain with "I'm fucking useless, that's why".
Thankfully, I have just about enough in my account for a bit of rope.

Have you considered volunteering in some third world shithole? Medfags probably have it the easiest when it comes to that. Might at least be an interesting experience and will look nice on your resume.

This. It's pretty useful if you've been a retard when young. You can always go to uni later after you're back on your feet.
Currently in something like this and it's pretty comfy.

I can't stand medicine anymore.
I want to stay as far away from hosptals and ill people as possible

how do you get to 25 without ever working

and yeah you can. you have to do menial shit, but it's possible. you could also go to TAFE and get a cert in something

you're meant to get into the admin side as soon as you can mate, no one can keep working a physical trade for their whole life

You make this thread everyday. No it's not possible (for you)

At least the Ugandan niglets might be grateful, unlike the usual people here who treat you like they own you.
Can't blame you though, I've ended up hating my degree as well. Uni is really amazing at making you detest the things you dreamed about.