>The Paraguayan War, also known as the War of the Triple Alliance and the Great War in Paraguay, was a South American war fought from 1864 to 1870 between Paraguay and the Triple Alliance of Argentina, the Empire of Brazil, and Uruguay.
>With an estimated 400,000 deaths, the war was the deadliest and bloodiest in Latin America's history. It particularly devastated Paraguay, which suffered catastrophic losses in population – almost 70% of its adult male population died, according to some counts – and was forced to cede territory to Argentina and Brazil.
They had something to do with it. > the eternal Anglo needs cotton > which it imports from the south of the USA > but a certain event in the 1860s disrupts cotton production and trade > so the e. A. looks for other places which are suitable for cotton production, like Paraguay > however, foreigners are not allowed to own Paraguayan land > "maybe that could change somehow..." t. Eternal Anglo
Except that part where Argie troops burnt down hospitals.
Chase Jackson
>gets triple-teamed by neighbours ParaGAY confirmed for POOland of SA
Leo Russell
This, desu Bolivia never won any war.
Nathan Powell
HOW DOES PARAGUAYANS CALL PEOPLE IN YOUR COUNTRY AFTER THAT WAR? (Despective)
>Argentina >Kurepa (pig skin)
Christian Diaz
>Brasil >Master
Aaron Jackson
Humm, never thought about it. We're colonozing them till this day.
Sebastian Rodriguez
Leelo vos pelotudo, ahí dice "tropas brasileñas"...
De hecho no veo que se menciona a Argentina en todo el articulo.
Evan Wood
well yeah we need to do something more than impregnated
Camden Lopez
ITT drop your Paraguayan War memes
Grayson Diaz
Paraguay started we just ended
Ethan Wright
mira que sos boludo pa ehh
Ian Jackson
If Paraguay lost 70% of its pop in the war doesn't that mean the generation growing up directly afterwards would be like 1 male to 3 females or some shit like that?
Jason Ortiz
>redditball
Juan Campbell
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Hunter Harris
And it's something like this up to this day.
David Bell
>Paraguay's pre-war population of 525,000 was reduced to 221,000, of which only 28,000 were men Holy shit that's basically 1 male for 10 females imagine all the pussy
Daniel Wood
t. Memes prosecutor
Robert Moore
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Samuel Howard
algunos argentinos tambien estaban en esa batalla
Isaiah Davis
Uh sweetie, you were a part of it as well.
Carson Bailey
Ya esta, retirate, ya quedaste como un pelotudo.
Jackson Lee
that's what they for calling brazilians monkeys
Bentley Harris
we did literally nothing, just sent a couple of guys who came back immediately
Jacob Reed
Ohh shit That's what they get*
Landon Moore
Was about to post that one.
Samuel Harris
>This article written by a Paraguyan.
Kek.
Brody Fisher
>Paraguay sent multiple peace treaties >Brazil declines all of them
Seriously what the fuck?
Josiah Martinez
>Sending multiple peace treaties after invading our territory and discovering that they have fucked up their own country in that moment
Yep, they deserved it.
Luis Fisher
Latin Americans are generally famous for being so diverse racially and genetically.
I bet Paraguayans are inbred as fuck now
Kayden Turner
>Invade Brazil >Burn and rape >Realize the might of the KARA MACACO is going to come down on you >"hola señor lo quiero la paz ahora aaajjjj" Nah.
Cooper Nelson
>declare war and invade, comitting a mini-genocide in Mato Grosso >b-b-but they sent peace treaties
Joseph Martin
there's this story of an ex-POW who lost both legs amputated and had to be carried around town in a basket yep he impregnated ALL the girls of his hometown and the basket would go from house to house
the faggot argies and huehues would slice up the country at their will since they were already planning that, without having a sizeably army
so the paras attacked, hoping for a quick victory, but they didnt give up even after it was obvious whats next, making the victors pay with blood
it is why there is a paraguay now
Jonathan White
Source: your ass.
Christian Price
you forgot the part where England gave everyone loans to buy guns and didn't want Paraguay to disappear otherwise there would be no one to charge the debt from
Matthew Jenkins
>we >we We weren't involved in any of that and in a thread yesterday a bunch of people were saying how dying for their land is cuckworthy so I doubt many people here would have gone to war
Justin Fisher
Bolivia even lost to Paraguay ayy lmao
the only bolivian victory is the one that counts, i guess. see pic
Nathaniel Morales
>ywn be an adult male in post war Paraguay
Cameron Lopez
>the only bolivian victory saved the whole continent
BASED
Ethan Hughes
ah! did i forget to mention the slight detail that it wasn't how it happen at all? what Brazil invaded was URUguay, and the (for lack of other candidates) elected president of PARAguay decided it must be imperative to stop the Brazilian threat and help a brother and ally well guess what Paraguay NEVER had a border with Uruguay. never it's like the dude made a protection treaty with Ecuador and Peru attacked, and the dude decided to declare war to Bolivia to get to Ecuador and fight Peru there. stupid like, wtf why not just send mercenary ninjas or something
Christopher Clark
>spics cant read so they dont know history
no wonder you are uncultured savages till end of times, jesus christ
Hunter Cox
Good work ruining the thread with senseless offense, retarded.
Jayden Hughes
>In 1868, when the allies were pressing him hard, López convinced himself that his Paraguayan supporters had actually formed a conspiracy against his life. Thereupon, several hundred prominent Paraguayan citizens were seized and executed by his order, including his brothers and brothers-in-law, cabinet ministers, judges, prefects, military officers, bishops and priests, and nine-tenths of the civil officers, together with more than two hundred foreigners, among them several members of the diplomatic legations (the San Fernando massacres). During this time, he also had his 70-year-old mother flogged and ordered her execution, because she revealed to him that he had been born out of wedlock.
The absolute state of Paraguay.
Bentley Williams
>because she revealed to him that he had been born out of wedlock oh boy i wonder who wrote this piece of """"information""""" she was one of the "conspirators". just because they all had the courage to say "we should surrender". he would have none of that yellow-belly talk
I see. Traitors to our country nothing more, I can assure you.
Joseph Young
ahaha back then we didn't ask where the hell they came from because they couldn't speak a lick of spanish. most of those """"hungaros"""" had astro-hungarian passport but were moravians bohemians, romanians, who knows what
Zachary Thomas
Just like Hungarians are :^)
Jordan Rodriguez
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Camden Hernandez
Sounds like southern russia
Ryder Morris
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Adam Johnson
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Xavier Price
>literally caught with their pants down breaks my heart
Henry Butler
>can't get fucked be careful with what you wish user, males fuck, females get fucked
Xavier Miller
confirm if is correct or not
Evan Bell
Fug, forgot pic.
Matthew Baker
Well. At least now we can safely admit that staying put in Europe was the wisest decision. No offense, I have nothing against Paraguay, it's merely an observation
