You wake up in riyadh

you wake up in riyadh

do really gay shit with some important oil imam in public, await execution, find peace and eternal rest at last without having to take my own life

Pussy

Get jailed and killed for doing something that somehow offends Allah.

preach about jesus christ and try to get a saudi gf

#yolo

Please allow gaijins to enter Saudi Arabia

can i get a loli wife in Riyadh?

Oh no i wish i back to my shithole

Our allies...

Get heat stroke and die

imagine the heat around that mirrored building in the middle of the fucking desert

What is casual sex like in Saudi Arabia?
How do you meet women?

no

What did you mean by this?

he means that you'd get your head cut off if either the government or her family finds out about it

I call my brother from Abu Dhabi to pick me up.

find a Russian embassy and say I want to go back to russia asap

Be the 1st Christian terrorist.
Kill their king and blow up oil fields.

Go to mecca, make pilgrimage then go back home to Egypt.

What do you mean?
How much do you have to bribe the mutaween to be allowed to kiss and grope your gf in public?
And how do people in high school and universities meet to get drunk and party? I'm assuming it's mostly house parties?

Go to the norwegian embassy, get a loan, passport and a flight back home, pay back loan, write a review on tripadvisor

Probably the easiest place to meat someone.

>get hammered in a bar
>take a cab
>go to your hotel
>play it cool the whole time
>hope no local shitskin call the cops (which is not that common)
>...
>profit?

Also, there are a lot of places with prostitutes. Everything you do you do in your hotel room, or the toilet

Unironically safer than where I live.

>1st

Who will attack muslim country ofc.

>get hammered in a bar
They don't have bars in Saudi Arabia. It's not the UAE.

you think they care about your money you peasant?

you can go to compounds where its a bit more free but still no alcohol and music and also saudis are not allowed inside them only foreigners. a mixed gender house party will instantly get raided

Seriously, though. I'm really curious about what you guys do for fun. Are there even cinemas and theatres? Are there concerts? Islam forbids music, so I assume not.
Are you not afraid that you'll be punished for stuff you do online? I'm sure the religious Arabs would consider the vast majority of the internet completely haram.

Do you do anything besides dangerous antics with cars in the desert?

What do you jerk off to when watching porn is punishable by death?

Oh, I live in poverty. I would never be allowed into the country because I don't have any qualifications to work there, and the only way to get a tourist visa is if you're a muslim going to mecca.

They obviously don't care about my money. But they must be bribable. I mean, if one of the princes wanted to show some public displays of affection with one of his many wives, he would be able to. Or is the entire society so against it that even they couldn't?

And how do you meet girls? Are all marriages arranged? Even the ones for the commoners? What happens when people in high school or university develop feelings for each other? They'll fuck, right?

>norway
>poverty

no cinemas but new crown prince reversed that law recently and they will open here soon
concerts were not allowed too but again new crown prince reversed that
no no one actually cares what you post online or do in your private life
no just taf7et everyday
the primary grade boys at school

no even if you gave them millions it would spark an outrage and the person responsible will get into a lot of trouble. also these people are very religious and they think everytime they do their job they will get more rewards in heaven so they are really hard working

yes all arranged. mostly between the same family but family size here is much bigger than in the west. high schools and unis are all same gender so that doesnt happen

are you in risk for posting on Sup Forums?
also my friend was in Rabigh, part of his job (engineer), to commission one plant.

he didn't like it much, but mostly because of people working on that plant

Preach the word of Christ to the heathens. Get beheaded and die a martyr.
Become a saint.

no
yeah no one cares about work here. everyone has a high paying job with a lot of benifits so there is not point to putting in effort

watch the emoji movie at the theaters and go for an atv ride in the desert