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Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs frin around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia, China and Ireland for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them. Want to prep the Norwegian bull Erik? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 144 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get stalked by nasty /flat/ Irish slags? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to make yourself feel big by making Randy feel small?

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first for turkish girls are underrated

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Don't mind me.

You poor thing

If you post your profile here I'll comment on your picture

Gracias!
Falsos cognatos y expresiones...
Fundamentalmente todo. kek

Pero estoy casi cierto de que "por ser" sudacas es lo mismo que "porque somos" sudacas.
Pero, aca tu eres el hispanohablante...

I second this

do koreaboo girls like filipino men?

No one likes filibenis.

>he doesn't send a :) message after asking something risky so they have to open the messages to see the first
Sad!

me edition when?

Asianboo only like Korea and Japan because all of them use bleaching gay products to look whiter unlike the rest of the region like China, Thailand, Vietnam or Indonesia.

Never
-Erik

Why do people always say they always have to initiate the conversation? I’ve been talking to my qt for over 1 year and I don’t think the conversation ever stopped.

Thinking about it though it might not be a good thing we just never stop talking and I never get to say goodnight or good morning to her.

When you make one

Shut up! If you talk to my gf one more time I will get my bitch titman to pull out his guns on you
-Erlich

Watch this
*Talks*

youtube.com/watch?v=sQUzg658T1U

This!
Show the eire how it's done, brit!

>reads my risky message
>goes offline
Hehe

>hehe

I join the 10 line squad

I'm cursed lads, suicide desu

*ghosts*

She responded

tfw she came online on whatsapp but didn't read my message

>qt has had a sick dog for many weeks
>decided to have it put down today
>fucking took a camera to film her last moments with the dog
>sent me the video
>thought it would be nice and sensitive to overlay a voiceover for the dog
>sent her a 10 minute long video of her putting her dog down with me voicing the dog
>tried to be sensitive
>she likes the video at first
>about 8 minutes into the video the dog was about to die
>my voiceover for this was supposed to be a cute joke to break the mood
>the dog says ''BARK BARK, IF I KNEW THAT RETHAL INJECTION WOULD BE THIS PAINLESS THEN I WOULDNT HAVE TOLD (QT) THAT ANONS SEX IS RIKE A RETHAL INJECTION'
>she got mad as fuck with this
>keeps getting angry at me
>spent 20 minutes screaming at me on skype
s-sorry

lmao

I'm clinically retarded and I wouldn't do th oh wait, you're baiting me again!

fagget

Where do you come up with this stuff?

probably the first half is true, and then his mind went racing on how to turn this into a fun post

Always have to initiate the conversation as in: very few females have actually messaged them first.

it's only at first, when she has tons of different people on interpals to reply to

when you move the qt to an app like skype or telegram, that's when you'll have her mostly to yourself and she'll initiate just as much as you do

Only 1 visit this week and it was some Russian guy.

Challenge accepted

Has Macchi posted yet?

nah, too sad about his french "gf"

what happened?

>tfw qt is so slow to reply
nearing the end probably

what did she mean by this

Only high tier: East slav, european/white count

>28 yo
She only have 2 years till being fat and faccid...
Actually, she looks young for a mena chick...

Literally weaponized autism that have made a jailbreak from the lab where it was housed under 7 max security checkpoints.

Easy

Basically macchi had bought tickets to france because of his french qt, she claimed to have paid for a 5 star hotel, that they'd fuck, dance to sinatra etc.. Then suddenly. She's sick, has to go to the hospital, he cant come anyway! She skypes him from "the hospital", being oh so sad, and after that macchi has been very quiet

>Pakistan
>MENA

that's fucking sad

geography =/= genetics

I'm a nigger and I'm brazilian...

so she wasn't sick? macchi explain this

I fucking choked on my food

t. booty blasted paki

>girl has picture of her kissing her bf

How do I cuck him?

>want to get burger qt
>they are all overweight

/Jacquie27

>want to get burger qt
>they are all over 56%

I'm talking with a paki burger and she doesn't seem to be fat.

She was literally wearing a fake cast when they were skyping. I saw screens with my own baby blues.

-Erik

She's half-white, don't tell me you'd pass up on something so divine

Nice.

I guess I could try with south american qts too, I just need some qts in those timezones to keep myself busy 24/7. I haven't had much success with them though.

Are we supposed to send the first message?

I do sometimes. But now when I script I hardly if ever need to.

It will be easy for you, m8.

Sudacas are cheap whores...

either you can script and wait for them to send a message, or you can browse manually and handpick which ones you send messages to

Script and the qt's usually send the first message.

Scripting makes the girls who are actually interested in you send a message.

I haven't sent a first message in a long time.

>or you can browse manually and handpick which ones you send messages to
Stop making it sound like we're connoisseurs Sven

speak for yourself, pleb
>not hand picking qts and adding to your collection
>not constantly evaluating your qts and changing them out to better qts when the time is right

çokhoş

wow, rare gustavo

>started IP as a meme a couple years ago
>realised today that I've been talking to this belarus girl for like a year and a half now, and some other grls for about the same time
>get like 10 messages a day without scripting
>get lengthy messages from all of them on my birthday telling me I'm one of the best people they know, etc., more heartfelt greetings than anyone irl, including my gf of 6 years
>realise that I'd miss them all if they were to go away

w-what did I get myself into bros
s-should I stop

yes you should, but then after a year or two you'll go back even though you deleted your account and stopped talking to all qts

t. went back after two years inactive and made a new account, got new qts (and started talking to some old ones as well)

>Send qt a nice long and heartfelt message on her birthday.
>Sends me a cake emoji on mine.

Just fuck my shit up senpai

I'm pretty sure this one qt is only messaging me because she likes attention, but I don't put effort into my messages so I don't know.

>Qt is in Manchester
>I'm in France
Will we ever meet up?

just buy an airplane ticket, coward

B-but how can you simply delete your profile with people who think this of you. It feels bad because I sent her a shitty happy birthday when it was hers, too.

I mean what do you even reply to that, I just say thanks and so on.

I'm not a retard maty mate.
But I'm not even sure she will agree on it. That's like 4 days we're chatting.

>meeting a qt and probably fugging is retarded

Le déstin ne veut pas que vous vous rencontrerez. Elle est en compagnie de taureaux nord-africains Londoniens en ce moment. Cherche d'autre qt.

Did I say it well?

How do i become more handsome and appealing to the ladies?
Is there any magic trick?

...

How do you shoot a dying animal. You tell yourself it's for the best and do it

Those options are not retarded. Quite the opposite. But she also could have nothing to do with me.

Actually she's serbian. So I guess that's more the "remove kebabs" episode.

Okay mine wasn't that long or thought out. She just said thank you for such a beautiful message.

There isn't much you can say and you probably don't need to say much other than thanks.

Been myself for 18 years and it hasn't worked

This.
Actually, they are more than happy if you just tell them happy birthday, because it means that you remember their birthday and that's enough for them.

Why do sudacas love Canada? Every fucking sudaca seems to be enamored by the country

Because Tr*deau and that's literally it

Fuck Canada.

Because it's like the USA but even better because it doesn't have racist fucks ir not as much as America does and people there are not as stupid.

Tell them they are beautiful

Because they're a friendlier version of the US to most people and they have a level of shitty socialism that is more relatable to the average person. Its like a murrica you wont be called an imperialist bootlicker for liking publicly.

You are beautiful :)

That?

>Trudeau
Which one? The first or the second?

>no racists
>people aren't as stupid
As a québécois I must say that is quite false

This makes sense, it's the socialism like always

Except for the fact that you're wrong and Canadians are exactly the same as Americans but just pretend to be better.
Justin

Quebecois are only racist to the rest of Canadiense, i know many latinos in Quebéc and they all say people there is really friendly.

Plus Quebecois are just a more European version of Latinos, they speak French at least.

>They pretend to be better.

70% of the country supports Trudeau and his government and policies
They are in fact better than Americans

You got it buddy, now go get that IP gf

>they are really friendly
Maybe it's just harder to pick up passive aggressiveness but they treat anyone with subpar French as an illiterate. Fucking language police as well, can't even do basic banking without a referral to get a slip in English

make fake accounts of qt girls and give yourself photo comments

This actually works?

women are very jealous creatures, if they see that other women think you are of value, then your value to them also goes up

photo comments dont really work to make girls that jealous