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superiority edition

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>Canada posts a chink
Hmmm

I'll have your bollocks on a plate for this.

stop making new threads you fucking retard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chabad_house
red pill for when the lads arrive.

this is unpleasantly accurate
im an entp and when i was a little kid i thought i was a sociopath cos i didn't understand other people
in retrospect it was almost definitely just tism

Happy birthday Michelle Obama

Wonder what happened to the Italian communist spammer

wish united ireland was a thing so our country would just be called 'great britain' instead of having to refer to our country as 'united kingdom' which is just so much of nothingness

Rorke wants to kill me, lads. He's waving a knife at me. He's walking towards me. He wants to end my life.

if you've got to progress
by the nines, stay out of the retirement homes
it's the boomers
you see

prossie might be on the cards

Stop liking asian women

rorkes don't kill without good reason

what are the irish and scots honest opinion of the English? like or dislike?

So desperate for companionship I'm actually considering joining meetup.com lads.

It's a slippery slope, next comes dating websites and tinder (god help us all)

told my dad about how the cia is spying on me through my telly again

@84462908
Fuck off you insufferable attention whore

LMAO
youtube.com/watch?v=uElwIGmI_Z4
HOW IS RORKE GOING TO REASON THIS ONE
HAHAHAHAAHHAHA

youtu.be/5oNFvLdoHl8

Rorke spotted in the wild

I hate people saying they're from "the UK" 2bh

>Jo Cox was killed for a good reason
Try again, Rorke

stop posting coalburners

Have only two regrets in life but both of them are crushing. I think one will stay with me forever as it's been nearly a decade now and I still cry just thinking about it. The second regret is new and I think it'll fade but it'll burn intensely until it does.

Made it to last season of peep show and I'm so fucking sick of dobby

And theyve made Jeremy gay? What the fuck?

don't know why i don't have more friends I'd be a good friend

He's not gay, no need to put a label on it man

Porn should be banned

been hinted at throughout the series if you had even two brain cells mick

>Secretly glad for the porn ban because porn is degenerate and I want to kick the habit

true

hopefully it will be x

The facts are clear

right wing economic policies just work better

not to shag my own arse or something but im the best looking lad in this thread.

Looks like /koreangf/ 2018 is becoming a reality

back from uni lads
all my classes seem easy but they require a lot of group work

she was a traitor
youtube.com/watch?v=u3OQRnJ1zrQ
less than 30 seconds into her first speech in parliament and she's already shilling for mass immigration

have more important things to worry about than oneitis, especially considering i have no friends

nah
banning things doesn't address the root cause of the problem
the real issue is the culture of society and peoples attitudes towards things, the government needs to change those things if it wants to improve things

banning things just shoves patrons aside into the depths of illegality and doesn't accomplish anything

literally the only reason why i like having mates is that you can access more the outside world if you ahve friends
couldn't care less about any of the other shit 'having friends' comes with

i propose we all have a group wank in westminster when they end up banning porn

i've been browsing rekt threads every day for about 3 weeks now
i hate looking at that stuff but i can't look away and i always have the volume on
nearly made myself sick again watching that stuff. saw a man having his teeth pulled with pliers and a man getting his hands and feet cut off with a machete
HELP

OH ME SO HORNY ME LOVE U LONG TIME

just got called a stroopwaffel in /nedarad/

>first class
>oh you guys will have to do a 15 min individual presentation

just kill me already chaps

>getting a Korean gf instead of a Japanese gf

>back from uni lads

Carillion has gone bankrupt and they still tried to pay out £2m to the top bosses in bonues

No need lad Westminster's full of wankers already wahey

wake up

any of you lads ever gotten into trouble at work?

would put anyone itt on their arse with a mere flick of my wrist

love doing presentations
they let me channel my wacko energy into something productive
love it

just ordered some super male vitality

got fired from my first ever job but they never told me why haha

want to snog a /brit/on's arsehole

He sucked dick thats it

i have never worked a day in my life cuz im not some poor chap

who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?

these kinds of posts always come off as "if they can display hammer and sickle i want to display swastikas too" and not "hammers and sickles should be banned/shunned just like swastikas"

...

caught wanking in the bogs

just rimmed a brit boi's arse

Peep show is Reddit

It's so fucking hilarious people have lost their life savings on meaningless crypto. Fucking howling.

rorke in 40 years time
sad!

all canadian posters should be banned except nova scotia

Why do people keep claiming conservatives are fiscally responsible when they keep selling off profitable and economically beneficial public services, like the post office, and council houses, for short term economic gain?
Why don't we have a national north sea oil investment fund like the Norwegians?

fixed

will you snog it if im hairless

>bitcoin going back up

Can this person be arrested for this?

how do i stop binge eating lads

can easily go all day eating a sandwich and a couple of coffees but as soon as it hits dinner time i binge
just ate like 2000 cals of sweets and it's not even uncommon

seems my posting has caused some frustration

i'm going to uni in September and i'm already terrified of this
whenever i had to do presentations in school and sixth form i brought in a doctors note for muh anxiety and just did the presentation in front of 1 teacher and even then i had to take valium

australia is bebo

my writing class is mostly about immigration lads
will be hard to keep my rorke opinion to myself

cannae fucking stand cunts like this on public transport

starting to think adolescents talking about random bullshit is their way of coming to grips with the fact that they've failed at life lads..

who are you

identify whether it's boredom eating or comfort eating first.

Do you eat because you're bored and want entertainent? Or do you eat because of your emotions?

youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54
daddy peterson btfo'ing dumb slag

Fell asleep once when I was hungover, and there was nothing to do.
Got a warning, but nothings ever come of it, and I've been promoted since.

no because he's not british

got rejected today totally and finally by the girl that just a month ago was talking about us moving in together after only a few weeks of dating.

feel like a wank but also don't want to fall into that bad habit again.

oh wow you seem to have extreme autism

i dont like em and they worry me, but i have done millions of em.

>daddy peterson

have you ever written out a really long reply then deleted it and forgotten about it

do it every day me

lmao look at this pussy, why are you so afraid of talking in front of a few people?

I'm the end of /brit/.

Overheard some very middle class innocent girls discussing some yank rapper on the bus today
they must have been like 16

its all over lads

force veggies down ya theyll fill you up good

presenting needs to come naturally to you if you ever want to get a non-runt job

just banter m8

>totally and finally
stopped reading right there

>boredom eating

oh that's what I do
haha

i'm a 'tism so it must be boredom

I'm a big fan of educating youth

Decided I'm going to sort my life out starting tomorrow

>Hawksworth titled his 2008 paper on the subject: "Dude, where's my oil money?" We don't have any new hospitals or roads to show for it: public sector net investment plunged from 2.5% of GDP at the start of the Thatcher era to just 0.4% of GDP by 2000. It is sometimes said that the money was ploughed into benefits for the miners and all the other workers Thatcherism chucked on the scrapheap, but that's not what the figures show. Public sector current spending hovered around 40% of GDP from Thatcher through to the start of the banking crisis.

So where did our billions go? Hawksworth writes: "The logical answer is that the oil money enabled non-oil taxes to be kept lower." In other words: tax cuts. When the North Sea was providing maximum income, Thatcher's chancellor, Nigel Lawson slashed income and other direct taxes, especially for the rich. The top rate of tax came down from 60p in the pound to just 40p by 1988. He also reduced the basic rate of income tax; but the poor wouldn't have seen much of those pounds in their pockets, as, thanks to the Tories, they were paying more VAT.