/brit/

THERES A MAN
GOING ROUND
TAKING NAMES

and he decides
who to JUST
and who to blame edition

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about 50% of /brit/ posts are me 2bh

if ever you feel the board speeding up, it's because i just got home.

all me

not sure how thats relevant to what I said

STOP POSTING THAT CATERPILLAR PICTURE

Alan on pooicide watch

youtube.com/watch?v=aQh9eDcS1-0
AND THEN I CAN TELL MYSELF
WHAT THE HELL I"M SUPPOSED TO DO
AND THEN I CAN TELL MYSELF
NOT TO RIDE ALONG WITH YOU

Would you be willing to work 24 hours straight if it meant you could take the rest of the 40-hour week off?

et toil, goldberg?

sue

youtube.com/watch?v=iUG_VQitc8c

obviously

13 reasons why was a terrible portrayal of depression

1. Ireland has been inhabited for about 10,000 years according to archaeological studies (see Prehistoric Ireland). For most of Ireland's recorded history, the Irish have been primarily a Gaelic people (see Gaelic Ireland).

2. The Scottish people (Scots: Scots Fowk, Scottish Gaelic: Albannaich), or Scots, are a nation and ethnic group native to Scotland. Historically, they emerged from an amalgamation of two Celtic-speaking peoples, the Picts and Gaels, who founded the Kingdom of Scotland (or Alba) in the 9th century. Later, the neighbouring Celtic-speaking Cumbrians, as well as Germanic-speaking Anglo-Saxons and Norse, were incorporated into the Scottish nation.

3. The Britons, also known as Celtic Britons or Ancient Britons, were Celtic people who inhabited Great Britain from the British Iron Age into the Middle Ages, at which point their culture and language diverged. They spoke the Common Brittonic language, the ancestor to the modern Brittonic languages.


put these in order from oldest to youngest

theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/17/pakistani-humanist-denied-uk-asylum-after-failing-to-identify-plato
lmoa

I will grant our audience a key insight on SLEEP CYCLES. Generally, our brains work in 90 minute brainwave cycles. (That's an hour and a half) That's why movies are the rough length of a deep DREAM cycle length. The first two 90 minute cycles of the night are spent (by normal people) just trying to relax. That takes 3 hours (90min X 2). With each advancing 90 minute cycle, the short dreaming phase at the end of each 90 minutes gets longer. And the bodies healing ability becomes deeper and greater. DO THE MATH. The president is said to sleep between four and five hours. Thus, he THRIVES on a 3 cycle sleep. 90min x 3 = 4.5 hours. If your are R.E.M suppressed you can adjust. I propose that President Trump has a very advanced and EFFICIENT use of sleep time, where in the first 90 minute cycle is used to relax and fall asleep. The second cycle is a deeper healing and dream mode than most of us experience. And the 3rd sleep cycle is some ALPHA POWER HYPER DIMENSIONAL HEALING GOD MODE stuff we do not understand! He only needs 4.5 hours?? That's BAD ASS!! I need six 90 minute sleep cycles (9hours) some times.. but 7.5 hours of sleep feels more productive. When they tell you 8 hours of sleep is the ideal, IT'S A LIE. 8 hours is not harmonious with the brain.. You would sleep either 7.5 hours, or 9 hours... Eight hours just disturbs your sixth cycle. TRUMP IS A SUPER EFFECTIVE 3 CYCLE SLEEPER. I would suggest to him to get one more (6 hours solid) for optimal operating conditions.

PROLECE NA MOJE RAME SLECE
DJURDJEVAK ZEEELEEEEENIII
DJURDJEVAK ZEEELEEEEENIII
SVIMA OSIM MENII

Definitely.

I'd rather work 2.5 16 hour days than 5x8 too, if that's an option? Anyway, when do I start?

If you have wisdom teeth you are a lesser evolved ape hahahahaha
Please don't forget my reply I left it in the wrong thread!

briton > irish > scots

The plodding footsteps of toil edge ever closer

were the britons indo european?

A JA CE ПИTAM MOJA ДPAГA
ШTA ЋE БИTИ
CAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAA

here's my unfulfilled sexual fantasy:
Mile high club threesome (and one of the girls needs to be a flight attendant)

no one cares, stop posting shitty facts

too vanilla
is your name deano?

when i was out for my lunch at toil today a there were a gang of college kids yelling "do you know da way" or however that stupid meme goes. memes these days, serious. when i was their age memes were actually good. now the meme climate is pitiable

"so it says here on your CV you didn't do a STEM PhD at one of these universities. I'm afraid you may not suit this role, if you prefer we do have openings in our catering department"

favourite slightly esoteric gimmick?
mine is simonposting at people demanding jayposts

Rate the lass

yanks visiting at work, discussed how much i like freedom and chatted about shotguns and rifles and they're my best mates now

could this be any easier? much easier to get on with than britcunts

Nisam ja nju ostavio, nije ni ona mene. Mi smo se samo rastali. Onako kako se rastaju dvoje koji su se voleli u pogresno vreme, a uz pogresno vreme idemo i pogresni mi. A nismo bili.

>here's my unfulfilled sexual fantasy:
>Mile high club threesome (and one of the girls needs to be a flight attendant)

going to the gym lads.

need to be in bed by 11:00 ideally but 11:30 is acceptable.

i wish i didn't toil or i wish i had a home gym.

the problem with toil is i only get home at 6 and if i were to go to the gym it would be full of the other wagecunts, so i go late at night having already eaten my dinner - except i have to wait a good 2-3 hours before lifting after eating a dinner meant to recover from lifting.

its a bit of a backwards life is this toil life. i stress about every minute outside of toil and still there just never seems to be enough time.,

> flight attendant
great taste

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simply FANTASTIC post. had a good laugh

idk and I cant even imagine how present uk / Ireland was inhabited and I cant stand being ignorant. why isn't there a gif showing how people migrated and populated and moved to and from the area? ill try to look into your question one sec

>could this be any easier? much easier to get on with than britcunts
You'd get along perfectly with me (haha) but just to let you know I'll report you to HR for bantering me.

So some should inherit unearned advantages for no reason?
Doesn't this attitude stifle innovation and hold humanity back?
The rich will just seek to set things up nicely for their offspring instead of allowing innovation to flourish.
If they could leave nothing directly to their children, wouldn't that give them an incentive to benefit everyone, and improve society, in order to leave their children the best world possible?.

imagine being a PhDlet who toils for years and then realises being overqualified is a very very real thing

unfulfilled sexual fantasy is probably being bummed by a very attractive tranny ngl.

/brit/ is noticeably more normie
it's always been a normie general, but it's getting a bit ridiculous now

here's my key philosphy
a freak like me just needs infinity

the lunatic

is in my arse

the lunatic

is in my arse

remembering gays and daisy chains and farts

got to keep the pooeys in my arse

TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG

0:30 but instead of warboys its toilboys
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because they don't know for certain. The Celts were indo european but I also read before that there were inhabitants in the british isles before they came

yanks are very friendly. brits are dour miserable bastards, in my experience only russians are more miserable.

>the royal borough of chelsea

got called peng on bumble lads

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toilstein is jangling the chain lads

you can just lie and say you don't have a phd

End of The Fucking World is quite Jewish

wish they made normal shows

what's your favorite album? i need something to listen to and i can't be arsed looking myself

the absolute state

>If they could leave nothing directly to their children, wouldn't that give them an incentive to benefit everyone, and improve society, in order to leave their children the best world possible?.
This sort of social thinking is only possible in societies with strong in-groups, mostly along ethnic lines. This actually was the case somewhat in tight knit Greek city states.

Left-wing, socialized humanity is a meaningless abstraction that can only be tangibly envisioned in some Russian glass palace or with literal aboriginals or cavemen.

I feel like its closer for me to get a gimmick look than to look like a real person

Post some good ones

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americans are a fucking disease
where do you find this absolute shite

original pirate material - the streets

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> muh free speech
chat shit get hit

saw this on reddit earlier

kaytranada - 99%
loyle carner - yesterday's gone

SHORT NIGGA BUT MY DICK TALL

lads do you reckon for a third date bringing a bird to my mate's gig is a good idea?

Drake
If You're Reading This It's Too Late

part of the motivation for innovating is to ensure the survival of your DNA

Hahahahaha Men all over the world are Going Their Own Way

comma

>It's a semi-autobiographicalnovelabout alonelyguy falling inlovewith a woman on the other side of the world over theinternet

that's what im wondering and trying to figure out someone earlier mentioned that the indigenous people of Scotland and Ireland were Britons...would this be a accurate statement?

see:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celtic_Britons

in utero
the stone roses

>thinks ancient peoples and cultures have clearly defined start dates
ultra brainlet
Actually study archaeology and historiography you fucking mong

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>So some should inherit unearned advantages for no reason?
"advantages"

Is this like "privileges"? Like "white privilege"?

Should we get rid of white people? They're born with an unfair advantage.

nah take her to the park with a bottle of lambrini

all sex-havers need to piss off back to normiebook

any bkchat london man in

the Bradleyposters have arrived I see

Very very few people actually care at all about innovation or humanity as a whole, their only desire is so that they and their immediate kin can stand above everyone else, even if those others suffer for it

hot

no I think there were people before any of the aformentioned in that wiki page. The people who made stonehenge

yeah but the actual hours worked in terms of productivity would be much less than 24 hours in this arrangement

wish it was easier to move to yankland, i'd be gone in a jiffy

high paid jobs, ambition is valued, doggy-dog world and as an englishman you're basically a demigod

>This sort of social thinking is only possible in societies with strong in-groups, mostly along ethnic lines

...Why?
On what are you basing this statement?

heir relationship with the Picts, who lived north of the Firth of Forth, has been the subject of much discussion, though most scholars now accept that the Pictish language was related to Common Brittonic, rather than a separate Celtic language.[4]

Le crazy white people!!!

oh piss off

not hating the rich is a sign of maturity

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i'm the lion

genuinely assumed most of you were baiting about being virgins when I first started posting here

cuck

major shout desu lad

not into r&b, but that loyle carner album sounds good. might have to listen to it.

evens the streets
odds loyle carner

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They begin to exist as a clearly delimitable groups over a long span of time (the 9th century). Nobody wrote that they just sprung out of the ground one moment. Don't be pedantic.

Haha classic Teutonic 'Tisms well done mate
*Slaps you on the back*

Scotland yes because it is a part of Britain. Ireland no, since it is a completely different island.

yeah of course, did it enough times as a student and i've been working 12 hour days plus weekends for the past 3 weeks anyway, 24 hours once a week is a doddle

dad looks at me funny when I don't blindly believe the headlines

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm