be americunt
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>drink coffee-infused high fructose cornsyrup
>gain another chin
>open door to leave
>dodge bullets from startled police officer
>thank him for his service
>get in pick-up truck
>wait in traffic for 5 hours, only poor people take public transport
>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
>get to work
>see a job creator pass by
>prostrate before him and ask if you can work longer and for less
>he tells you that that you're going places
>the entire office begins clapping, thanking him for being so generous
>take lunch break (unpaid)
>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
>gain a bra size
>finally head home from work after working unpaid overtime
>get pulled over by the cops
>they ask to see your ancestry.com results
>60% white
>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>get shot
Be americunt
>be German
>lose two (2) world wars
lol
You forgot the part where the "job creator" passes you over for a promotion and instead gives it to a nigger
% white
Germany will be so soon. : )
La creatura.....
I can tell this thread will be good
Whiter than you Mohammed
German's aren't racist enough to come up with something like that.
mfw an american calls themself anglo
Bored at your English-teacher job, Daniel-san?
>>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
It should be Jerusalem, that's where the trophy is
>be German
>lose both WW to Italy
I'm not Daniel-san.
I'm Muhammad-san. :D
La cosi importanti é la usi de la cosi boniti en il fromaggi cremati con bruschetti i moghietti franchetti. La cribrionini aperturini é uma cosi usatti per l’managieri brochaccianccetti.
Il brusci managhiotti n’é permitti en la vanguardi anchiolitti. Solo il possettori brindici con amici.
topkek
hahaha btfo
>not tipping coworkers and police officers
You tried and failed, Hans
I thought Muhammed was a rare name in Americas
>>be German
>>lose both WW to Italy
Wait, what?? That's not quite right, desu
>be european
>considered exceptionally ambitious for moving out of parents house at the early age of 39
>move into spacious 2 x1 meter flat
>wake up early to pay the monthly sunlight tax and other bills before going to work
>finally get to work and find out foreign coworker has been given 12 month disability absence with full pay because his pockets felt itchy
>after doing twice the work load, read a book during lunch break but your boss notices your book has a small picture of your country's flag on the cover
>reports you to human resources for overt nationalism and intolerance
>get demoted and now an additional 30% of your wages are docked to provide designer clothing and luxury housing to the latest cargo ship full of asylum seekers
>overwhelmed by the tolerance of such a progressive society, you smile as a single tear runs down your cheek
>Progressivism in its current form came from USA
>Conveniently forgets about that/ doesn't want to talk about that
just goblino
>be german
>actually syrian migrant
>wake up
>rape and pillage local german village
>sleep
>repeat
>burger mocking others on fabricated sunlight tax, when it's illegal to collect rain water in most of his country
...
bretty good.
Hey they put up a good fight.
this but unironically
what's the last part say?
>Best choise
>for *ow ***ghrers
>and moms
We didn't invent postmodernist nonsense. France cultivated that shit in its universities. All Americans did was take it to its logical conclusion, like we do with everything.
>be german
>refugees are literally ogres of legend
germans lost both world wars, italians won them both
technically speaking
>America takes something
>Makes it 10x worse
>Exports it
of course
just