/brit/

dr. strangelove edition

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just downloaded a ken loach film :)
about poor working class people in sheffield :)

imagine watching the television past the age of 14
these are the same 'grown ups' who still listen to music with guitars in

shiver me niggers

got something stuck between my teeth

time to roll a spliff

absolute kino
can't believe it came out in 1964, kubrick was a MADMAN

post it

yeah me knob haha

drum and bass kick drum samples

don't knock music with guitars in

>Certain countries are known for having particularly strict Customs inspections on incoming mail, including Singapore, Australia, New Zealand, Israel, Norway, Sweden, Finland, and many Middle Eastern and Asian countries. Ordering contraband via international mail to and from these countries is up to the buyer, but generally discouraged because of the elevated risk of detection and arrest
fucks sake
won't be using DNMs in that case

>pissed
>want to make a grilled turkey sandwich
>fire up the stove
>melt the butter in the microwave (lol)
>butter is a complete liquid and i can't spread it with a knife
>w/e
>continue cooking sandwich
>time to flip
>no spatulas clean
>flip it with a ladle and enjoy my burnt sandwich
my evening

ya ever see a commie drink water?

*casts a crushing hex on your bollocks*

literally children's music

based micropenis friend

what if it's got instruments other than guitars in it

ITS SNOWING LADS

grown ups music
so long as theres no guitars

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don't think /brit/ has any room to talk about others' music you have some of the absolute worst taste i've ever seen

>still dreaming about this random girl I used to like, 2 years since I saw her last
>always the same dream, she's just talking to me about completely mundane things but I just love her presence and shit

Wake up with tears in my eyes lads

I listen exclusively to van Morrison

You have shit taste, please neck yourself.

>IMDB trivia for Dr. Strangelove
>The film led to actual changes in policy to ensure that the events depicted could never really occur in real life.
lmao

Get rid of the NHS you fucking socialst animals.

Hope I never dream about the girl I failed to gf

not me, you must be thinking of the guitar children

lmfao what a loser

I listen exclusively to van Morrissey

it's literally just me posting music a good 70% of the time

Ah yes, ‘straya
Hard cunts they are haha

\m/ (-_-) \m/ rock on dude

Fucking woke boys

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Might convert to muslimism lads

reminder that the only good guitar music is post punk
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tongue hurts from trying to get the food out of my teeth

went back to the gym

swole2018 is a go

Literally ONLY listen to rock and roll music from before the 90s. Ditch your shitty electronic faggot music and grow some balls.

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I like to imagine that there's a secret cabal of conspiring rich men who push humanity in a direction
sadly in reality we're largely rudderless
oh well

anarchopunk is pretty good too
i like The Clash and London Calling especially

glad britain's thrown its lot in with a dystopian shithole like america
can't wait to chew on tinned swimming pool chicken and vomit chocolate

what's your deepest, most secret sexual fantasy? I want to be layed down on a bed naked facing a big tv playing hentai of anal sex, while a guy uses me like the girl in the video, timing it with what they do.

well said bro
so many emo faggots around these days, wish i couldve grown up in the 70s

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handholding with interlocking fingers

melbourne

>Literally ONLY listen to rock and roll music from before the 90s. Ditch your shitty electronic faggot music and grow some balls.

such words would be illegal

two french toot posters o_O

absolute patrician
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WAHEY fellow countryman how are you doing?

my uni homework is a joke lads
is this normal? i work harder at playing video games

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hehe
jews are funny

first

essay due in tomorrow at 12 and i literally can not be bothered to do it

i'm not scared of missing deadlines now i'm just sad when i do

who /nigger/ here?

Consuming the bean soup I made

my assignments are easier than what i was getting at college and i feel like an idiot every day

socialism is for cucks

guess you don't want any roads then?
no police?
no firemen?

currently cupping my bollocks in one hand while listening to the rain and drinking a protein shake
could be worse but i recently realised i forgot to consume the alcohol i just bought
ho' 'bout 'ou

amen brother!

no i don't thanks for asking

haha praise kek my dudeeeeeee

Mad that globalist technocrats outlined their protocols for world domination in easily accessible, widely disseminated literature and people still call conspiracy theorists nutjobs

is Disorder the greatest opening track of all time?

more efficient and higher quality service with privatised sectors

The myth of the ‘‘cave man’’
derives from the fact that such places (spots
on the landscape at which hominids had paused, used tools, and moved
on.) were both favored spots for
hominids to camp and locations where their debris was likely to be
preserved. In fact, ancient Homo rarely if ever lived deep in caves, and if
they ever did shelter there, they nonetheless spent most of their lives out
in the open.

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any /knoch/ lads in?

britain cries out for socialism

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love aussie music me

>three of us are around

Sounds good tbqh.
Started going to the gym about one or two months ago but I just eat more.
Can’t be bothered to buy shakes and I have a good appetite

shouldnt have gone to a wank uni mate

Roads, police and firemen will all exist just fine without socialism. That's a myth that has been debunked countless times.

aussie folk music is alri desu
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ah ze three musketeers hon hon hon

*guzzles down some more wine*

that's great
but who the actual fuck thought cavemen spent their entire lives in caves?

CODE RED LADS CODE RED

TOIL ON THE MORROW BUT I'VE NOT YET ENTERRED MY SLEEP POD AND I NEED TO BE UP AT 5:30 IN ORDER TO RETURN TO MY DESIGNATED WORK STATION

WHAT DO I DO LADS? WHAT DO I DO?

enjoyed this scene

shut the fuck up you dumb communist KEKOID soyboy nigger
i will NOT be oppressed or shame by YOUR (((((kind)))).

*searches joy division disorder dubstep remix*

>enjoyed this scene

what about NEET cavemen

to whatst art thou referring to?

Hurricane outside v windy

Thank you France for this

Going to drive myself mental with the regret of not kissing her

dropping my rating of the furry gimmick to a 5/10

wish I was good at something

Follow accounts like @commongirl or @SoTrue

Really gives an insight into the female mind.

I feel like I've stepped into some bizarre iteration of reality where everyone talks like characters from deus ex.
Since about 2012
I think that's where the madness started

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thanks america for the best pre-drink, JD

>getting dinner with 6 of my friends
>2 americans girls, 1 italian, 1 hongkonger, 1 singaporean girl and 1 frenchman
>they all start imitating my british accent and laughing about how weird brits sound
>"haha user why dont you just speak normally?"
>even though we are in ENGLAND
r-ree...

THE DREAM OF THE IRISH IS: TO BE BRITISH TO BE` TALL`TO SMELL GOOD`
EAT WELL!, DRESS WELL!! AND CHANGE THEIR DISGUSTING RACE!!
ACCUSTOMED TO SLEEPING IN THE STREETS... EATING WITH THEIR HANDS AND CUT THE POTATOES WITH THEIR FINGERS.... URINATE AND SHIT IN THE STREET... SLEEPING DRESSES` THEY DO NOT BATHE!! THEY DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL!...
THE IRISH: HATES!! BATHING.. THAT'S ALREADY WHAT EVERYONE KNOWS... THE IRISH SMELLS LIKE : ONION, POOP`MOISTURE` TO TRASPIRACIÒN` TO PAW ( HOOF).. THE IRISH HAS LAYERS OF POOP IN THE ASS!!! AND HAIRY TO TOP OFF IT..... I MEAN..THE IRISH IS A TREMENDOUS DISASTER DISGUSTING ABERRANT FILTHY PIG!!!.... THIS IS ALREADY INHERITED FROM THE ANCESTORS OF ALL THE BARBARIANS.. AND HAVE NEVER CHANGED`...
IT WOULD BE NECESSARY TO SEND SOME BRITISH OR GERMANS TO IRELAND.. TO IMPROVE THEIR APPEARANCE FOUL OF THEIR `RACE`..VIOLATE THEIR SUBHUMAN GIRLS.. AND WAIT TILL THEY GIVE BIRTH.. TO HUMANS AS PEOPLE!!!.. AND NOT THOSE SUBHUMAN MICK CHILDREN