Be Farage

>be Farage
>born in Downe
>EU MP for 20 years
>work towards shooting the kneeling Empire in the back
>shoot it in the back
>leave politics

Imagine someone in your country do such a thing

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2743651/Woman-beheaded-machete-London-garden.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/18/polish-girl-16-found-dead-at-school-after-complaints-of-racist-b/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Lee_Rigby
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jo_Cox
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Westminster_attack
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_Arena_bombing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_2017_London_Bridge_attack
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Finsbury_Park_attack
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Parsons_Green_bombing
standard.co.uk/news/crime/nine-arrested-over-attack-at-oxford-circus-which-left-polish-man-with-fractured-skull-a3701316.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

*Nglo balkanization when?

Tbqh it's pretty fun watching the English humiliate themselves now

I doubt there will be further decomposition of the United Kingdom though

>the kneeling Empire
yes... yes

Man, you're a shadow of what you were in the past
The US doesn't take you seriously
The Russians don't take you seriously
The Chinese don't take you seriously

With Brexit you will experience the refreshing feeling of a new bottom

indeed, poland.

His wife is German. He was probably recruited by the German intelligence agencies to take the UK out of the EU so that federal EU and EU army projects could finally materialize (which UK vehemently opposed).

Corbyn is Farage with a spine and principles that won't fuck the working class. Literally the last hope of that bog.

>corbyn
>spine and principles

HOWLING

>spine and principles
>if a country nukes us we won't nuke them back

don't give retarded jfs (you)s

If I were a conservacuck or a ukipajeet I would be crying.

Are you stupid enough to think the UKIP isn't done for and that Tories have a chance at winning anything but a swift escort to the streets after these last few years?

Fuck off, paki. I'll do what I want.

>dislike corbyn the fraud
>must be a kipper

Fucking STATE of this moose nigger

What the fuck.

Reading a whole sentence must be hard for you.

>the absolute state of all those Brittons
The only thing I'd love more is the UK giving up Gibraltar and for the NI and Scotland to fuck off the UK, as much as unrealistic this is

>it's a smug moose nigger thinks he fully understands british politics episode

>unironically not being anglo

can you imagine such a life?

Tell me more.

Looks like a boxhead is upset cos he can't come and clean our toilets any more.

Hasn't his entire political career been based around leaving the EU? Seems like he accomplished what he set out to do.

>it's another "I don't understand a thing of how UK is linked to the EU but I'm going to claim I do and be smug about it" Britton episode

Yeah, any other recommendations? Norway perhaps

>They know
Sh-shut it down!

>this jf arsepain itt

>britton

>and with that picture, I will gladly watch my country lose any shadow of global relevance
>I will gladly bend over to the Yanks since they will now dictate all terms
>I will gladly see the mayhem in my political system
>I will gladly watch Calais collapse, my passports cease to function
>I will gladly watch our companies fail
>I will gladly watch investors to go to Germany now
>and I will gladly pay for all this to the EU

I'd imagine if one were more curious one would have to start questioning his motives once you find out how all his real estate is in both the US and germany.

>farage
>real estate

LMAO

He has "summer homes" in both countries.

t. South Eastern Bulgaria

>be polish man
>get killed by a dweeby 15yo anglo chav

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/25/polish-man-arkadiusz-jozwik-killed-superman-punch-court-hears

>this arseblasted leaf concocting lies.

deary me.

>be english
>retire
>"ah it was worth working for 60 years or so, I can now enjoy the autumn of my life in peace and tend to my garden"
>get beheaded
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2743651/Woman-beheaded-machete-London-garden.html

You forgot the best part:
>move to america afterwards

>be polish
>can't handle the bantz
>kys

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/18/polish-girl-16-found-dead-at-school-after-complaints-of-racist-b/

Really? Top kek.

>Palmira Silva
>english

ahahahahahahahahahahah

One wonders why.

Would be difficult considering he's still a serving MEP and works for LBC five days a week

>Be Polish
>Have to live in Poland

Truly a fate worse than death

I had that line written lads, but I looked up and apparently he didn't desert to the US?

He does? I heard he retired. I see conflicting news, all jokes aside

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Lee_Rigby
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jo_Cox
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Westminster_attack
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_Arena_bombing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_2017_London_Bridge_attack
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Finsbury_Park_attack
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Parsons_Green_bombing

>I heard he retired
No you didn't.

>No you didn't.

>be polish
>get rekt by a pack of baboons because you didn't wipe the skidmarks off the toilet bowl

standard.co.uk/news/crime/nine-arrested-over-attack-at-oxford-circus-which-left-polish-man-with-fractured-skull-a3701316.html

OK, that one is pretty funny.

Wow I didn't know the UK was THAT much of a shithole. I'd rather live safe and poor in Poland than die in Britistan

You wouldn't if you had to live on Polish salary.

>I'd rather live safe and poor in Poland t
Violent crime rates between the two are similar and better than Clapistan

Yeah, we're boring here in Poland
We're just poor

How's yours?

>Violent crime rates between the two are similar
They are? There are close to no tensions here.

na garnuszku rodziców, hehe