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gonna do a wank

Understood
I would probably get better with restudying the basis

First for Karen!

Y-you don't sound like the stereotypical Italian I know desu. C-can you say "Hello, I am an Italian with knowledge in purple monkeys"?
Bye-Bye!

Hello, how are you doing?

i-i hugged my first girl of 2018 tonight lads.

was it a friendly hug? or something more lewd?

It's that something lewd?
if so sorry but I don't read lewd things :(

It enriched my vocabulary. but i haven't touched it for almost one year :( also my French is horrible
God tier taste 2bh :D
Wait are there two korean flags?
I think i heard ur voice before in /fr/ 2 months ago, did you vocaroo it? Anyway bely good :DDD

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Can you notice something in my voice, besides the shitty quality of the mic?

Kek rookie

N-no it's the second time I vocaroo in french and the first one was yesterday...

>It enriched my vocabulary. but i haven't touched it for almost one year :(
Lost motivation?
>also my French is horrible
So is my Japanese so don't worry

>was it a friendly hug?
This. It was my two teenaged cousins.

I noticed the bad quality of the microphone (but mine is shit too...)
You are fast man

That isn't lewd desu!

Please read it desu.
Thank you desu!.
I like your voice very much desu. Obviously your microphone is trash but you're still good :3
Good job user!

>You are fast man
Really? I tried to speak slowly >I like your voice very much desu
Why thank you.
Nobody noticed the slight accent in my voice? I guess that's normal I can't make out anglos' accents for the most part too

Here

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Why Spain is afraid in your pic ahah

i just want seks.
is that SO much to ask?

>Why Spain is afraid in your pic ahah
It looks jealous to me, I don't know why it would be though

What do you mean desu? You were speaking french so obviously you had a French accent :3
Yay! I head your English! It was very nice desu and I'm grateful!
Hello desu! How was work today?
>I just want seks

H-how lewd does this have to be desu?

What's wrong with that other than mic...?
Ah, my bad :) good French
I don't, just i'm a bit busy with other stuff that i don't have enough time to do it.
>he studies Japonais
うれしいですわん

>You were speaking french so obviously you had a French accent :3
I have a southern accent or so I have been told all my life

はい~ただいま

>H-how lewd
EXTREMLY LEWD
also work is fine. only have to work half the day. have to go to the psychiatrist in the afternoon

Yes
I want that too but it seems impossible...

My country it's in middle of a brain stroke instead kek

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gonna go have a naked shower

I did English yesterday desu

To be fair I studied French 10 years ago eheh
(Althought never used)

Goodmorning
Sleep well?

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woa be careful there

Welcome back
>What's wrong with that other than mic...?
I've got a southern accent
>うれしいですわん
I kinda lost the motivation but I'm going to Japan to learn it there
>My country it's in middle of a brain stroke instead kek
lmao I'm not sure what it's doing

i-is that ironic

Gay reply u.u

Besides English I can't make out other regional accents desu :3
D-do I sound Australian or like something else?
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WELCOME BACK DESU!
That's nice desu! Is the psychiatrist nice or is he always telling porkies?

W-well I wish I could be there to help you desu. Is that nice girl that hates the planet near you?
Heh heh
PLEASE YOU SOAP!
O-oh really? Sorry I forgot desu :3

me doing the yuruyuri opening

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how does it sound ahahah

You are an ironic sissy

y...yes why? and yes, my psychiatrist is nice. but my break is soon over and me gotta go back
tell lanklet hes a lewdo for showering nekkid.

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Still good!
>Souther accent
Ayy are you from the area around Toulouse? I've been there
>i'm going to japan
Ayo uni? Or language school?

>Do I sound Australian?
You do, slight accent though

>Ayy are you from the area around Toulouse? I've been there
Nope, Montpellier
How did you like Toulouse?
>Uni or language school
the latter

Wait are you going in both Australia and Japan?
You are really a rich boy aren't you?

That's beautiful desu!
Bye bye desu! I'll be sure too tell him desu :3
I wanna go to Japan too!
Eeeeeeeeh I don't like how I sound when it's played back desu eeeeeeeeeeeeh.
>Montpellier
Looks pretty!

T-thank You

>You are really a rich boy aren't you?
I'm not, I work to afford it. I'll study Japanese in Japan for 6 months or so but I'll still try to get a job there.
I'll go to Australia only to work though and travel around the country of course. I'm thinking of where to go actually, probably Melbourne and then the west coast
>Eeeeeeeeh I don't like how I sound when it's played back desu eeeeeeeeeeeeh.
Nobody likes their voice desu
I like yours though
>Looks pretty!
It is, cozy little city

>I like yours though

Pretty big plan
Good luck!

Lmfao
｢は~~い、ゆるゆり、はっじまっるよ~~｣
I really like it, i've been to Carcassonne, Albi, and Rocamadour.
>language school
Nice, I'm in Tokyo. There is a bunch of language schools in Tokyo

>Good luck!
Thank you my man. I need to work A LOT before all that though
>I really like it, i've been to Carcassonne, Albi, and Rocamadour.
Nice, did you like the "medieval" part of the city in Carcassonne?
What were you doing here by the way?
>Nice, I'm in Tokyo. There is a bunch of language schools in Tokyo
I don't know where I'll be going yet

I cuddled with a girl on new years desu :33
Did you sleep well?


Pikmin was fun, but I accidentally drowned a whole squad of pikimin ;-;

Do you watch anime Japan user?
If yes, do you like Made in Abyss?

youtube.com/watch?v=e91G8m9uM_0

better than that shit you did two days ago amigo

you are a REAL sissi

I-I'm going to go have a naked shower now!

Bye-bye for now!

>Pikmin was fun, but I accidentally drowned a whole squad of pikimin ;-;
kek

Restart the game
0 Pikmin has to die
or are you a casual fag?

meanie

w-what shit?

never mind you don't remember

That I read your post?
I-it was one of my first times...

my nacchan is SOOOOOOOO cute!

Yeah that one desu
that was cringe

i love to SEXUALLY TORTURE my nacchan

>le american vn maymay

v. emanuele ii

I'm a filthy casual
Pls no bully
I didn't know yellow and red pikimin weren't water proof

Sorry desu
I tought it was welcomed

if I kill a cute character in a video game I get sad and restart it

d-don't worry desu I'll still kiss you...

>"medieval" part of the city in Carcassonne?
Yeah that's the point. 2bqh i got a bit disappointed with it when i enterer inside the rampard. Albi was really nice. Let's have a drink when u r in Tokyo
I am a fan of manga, and don't watch it, but have the manga

t-that could translate as "maid in abyss" as well...

>extremely simple Japanese phonetics
cannot be helped lmao. Maid and Made are pronounced differently?

>Albi was really nice
Agreed, it's a nice city
>Let's have a drink when u r in Tokyo
That would be my pleasure

Nice!
I have a collection too
but only Medaka Box is complete :D

In some accents I would say they are, I think Scots pronounce them differently. I don't though

>tfw I don't have any major Japanese merchandise except my cloth map of Hokkaido

Idk when I say them my mouth moves slightly differently but it sounds the same.

It's all in Italian
the only thing I have from Japan is that Gundam

When are u coming here?
I don't have, but had all the books of Monogatari, written by the same author NISHIOISHIN
Heh, thx my m8!

jeanne d'arc is CCUTE

Yeah I know but the Monogatari series didn't appeal to me that much (I don't like Harem that much)

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN TOO!!!

I still watched Bakemonogatari and Katanagatari (till ep. 8)

>0 australians ITT ATM

posting TISM in the interim
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>I don't like Harem that much
LITERALLY a loser lmao

>Not having a mountain of plastic crack and cute dresses that you ordered from Japan

NEED some cute japanese dresses

It's too popular and a bit niwaka now 2bh

>When are u coming here?
In a few months if everything goes the way I want them to

You are literally attached to Japan (sorta...)
We are more far away...
Still I know I can import stuff but they are expensive and it's hard to get (with taxes and such)

They rely over the same tropes over and over again
same with SoL
I don't like the repetitiveness desu u.u

actually desu that's true
I only read SoL so I don't even read harem that often

los muttos vienen

Bienvenue :DDD the quintessencethe of Japan doesn't exist only in pop culture but alpo in other stuff. Spend one year or so enjoying it :D

Yeah your import tax is kinda rough. I've only ever had to pay customs fees once.
Cute dresses make for maximum CUTE

>Niwaka
What's that mean???

>I've only ever had to pay customs fees once
Luckily we only pay taxes over things worth $400 but I think Labour is trying to change that to all imported items.
Goddamn it, I don't get free uni yet I'm gonna pay higher taxes when I graduate, feels bad man.

relying on impromptu humour i think

i remember right now to have a MAL account
>I give that a look
>I cringe

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Oh ok ^^
I didn't found Bakemonogatari humour but oh well...