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shite edition

>tfw don't know how tall I am cos I'm afraid to measure in case it's shorter than I think

Feels bad man

Fucked it

ah mate, thats the average height for pakis you do realise that

>no edition
someone make an actual (You)

im 6'0 and have been called short numerous times
dont think i know a single man personally whos under 6'1 fucks sake

Any other 173 man in?

Get over it you short shit hahahahaha
5'9 is still short despite being the average in the UK because it's below what is perceived as a common ideal like how most men are somehow below average.

taking the bus and have almost zero anxiety atm

>it's below what is perceived as a common ideal like how most men are somehow below average.
sounds like something a faggot would say

I'm 5'8, but don't really care, sure I'd like a few more inches, but I'm not gonna get all autistic and insecure about

Quite secure in myself tbqh, rarely get mad when people are poking fun at me

What job did you get? Did your parents make you?

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LOL i'm 6'3

midget ahahaha

Sydur

bunch of little dick tallfags in this thread trying to seem more manly then everyone else. get bent

post f**king machines

All manlets resort to faggotry eventually mate you're literally at dick level of well sized men in both sense of the word LOL

i am more manly then you though

the more test you have in childhood the taller you grow

retard OP

everyone in london is 6'3 average its fucking ridiculous

i cant fucking live here as a manlet. ill have to move to rural wales or sometihng

youtu.be/YGINsEOzGbo
feeling a bit 80s-ish

This

Soft Brexit, Hard Brexit
Massive pile of Sh*t
Sloppy Brexit, Messy Brexit
Quit, Quit, Quit

back from the gym lads

hey, be nice

>I hang out with a bunch of dudes and give a shit what they think
nah homo

Had a girl tell me I could probably beat up her be cuz he was only 5'10" haha

tech retailer and yes

...

is this to the rhythm of sheldon cooper's rhyme 'soft kitty'?
haha thats wicked

I'm fucking 6'5 and have a girlfriend. If neither were true of me (for instance, if I were 5'11) I would literally, LITERALLY, TOP MYSELF BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>i am more manly then you though
as you argue with me on Sup Forums. you're real man huh?

>I'm 5'8

I didn't give you permission to save my pausable gif video.
What's a tech retailer? Like the phone section of a department store?

i think anything below 6'2 is embarrassing tbqh

>let’s take it to skype

>lanky fuck
>on the chans
>"I'm well manly and muh cock is 10inch"

being under 6ft is like being a girl but having A cup tits

no girl would want you lol

Anyone remember the baffled pepe worm?

doesn't matter how tall you all are your personalities are shit. can tell just by the way you talk about yourselves. truly detestable

except a nonce

Things are getting shitter.
We are still in the EU...

good post

shut up you fucking hobbit

yeah got a silly willy as well

Manlets have shit personalities

manlet hobbit toes rapped out this fuming little morsel

hey to all the real men in this thread why arent you at work supporting the wife and kids fucking losers

I'm 4ft and a billionaire.
I beg to differ.

Haven't seen The Good Yank posting here in some time, wonder where he's gone off to

I'm a manlet and I'm proud

im short and have wide hips, little/no body hair and am generally quite soyish

luckily im a 'mo though so its all actually an advantage ;v

it's my day off uni today, the girlfriends coming over later

problem?

I'm the Good Yank

teehee im bent btw :v

>it's my day off uni today
wasn't talking to you kiddo

>native brits who can't pronounce "th" and just say "f"
honestly would rather be a fucking 3ft midget than be afflicted with this mong disease

like best buy mate
most people here and irl really are boring cunts

goodmorning fellow anglos

Good job on overcoming some aspect of your social anxiety.

I'm the Good Wacky Bruce

do girls like west london accents

Ayyyy, do something wacky haha

if you're a nigger then yeah

Fuck Israshits

The Good Frenchman is unfortunately absent as of late.

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Get your head out of the clouds you giant.

Would fucking deck any of you squirming little amoebae

Right here lad x

Manlets have really been hit hard by court dwarves becoming unfashionable.

Fuck posting machines

have the urge to go stand outside someone's window and look in until they notice me, then run the fuck away before they can make out my face. feeling devilish.

griffgriff78
2 months ago
We know women are shallow by default but it's nice to get proof on video. If they could get over their attraction to the biggest/dominant chimp programming they could select the guy with the most resources or IQ which are better indicators of dominance in civilised societies. I'm 5'11 btw

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any sneaker pimps man in

love london

The Good Frenchmen studies literature.

Had a coworker significantly shorter than you - he didn't give a fuck about his height and everybody loved him, even when out of his mind on drink and drugs

the missus

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fuck OFF rasheed

Ever heard stilts, longer trousers and top hats?
Being a manlet isn't even an issue if you are smart

STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE

Remember how I lied about my height in metric when using Tinder in the UK. Put something like 5'8 (183 cm) not realizing the extent to which I was lying because I couldn't visualize it at the time LOL.

Love Scotland and northern Ireland

Oh :(

had no idea there were this many manlets in /brit/

i guess it makes sense though

what about Ireland?

Love the USA.

6ft2 and skinny or 5ft11 and athletic build? — Being tall and skinny is so clapt on guys so I’d go with the 5’11 and athletic build desu

If you were good at reading, really reading, posts and identifying users you'd know the manlet to a regular person given two literally identical posts.
Manlet

Love them too, wish they would just unite tbwhwy
Thanks lad

>tfw 6'4 and 105kg

built like a brick shithouse me

tbf i'm 6'2" and just as autistic as anyone else here

gave me a headache trying to read your post

if scotland ever goes independent i'm gonna pull a deano and go there and be a really shit tourist, vomit, piss and shit all over monuments and the street after drinking. be a right little runt haha x

Daily reminder that you literally cannot sell your sperm if you are shorter than 5'10.

been listening to fashwave all day

unpopular opinion: political correctness has gone mad