Wake up in Thailand

>wake up in Thailand
>need to take a poo in the loo
>see this

What do?

what's the tiny pool on the right meant for?

this is how you flush the water when there is no water tank on the toilet

>be Thai
>take a poo
>have to spray your butt with a hose
>shit flies all over your skin and pants
>water dips onto your pants
What were they thinking?

>tfw a snake crawls up the toilet and bites your balls while your taking a shit

better than tissue desu.

what if you have diarrhea, how do you spray your ass without shit stains getting all over your pants

I like it tho :(

Shit in the water container, use the pot to fish it out and throw it out the window.

What I don't understand is how they dry off if they don't have toilet paper. Do they just put their soaking wet ass back in their pants and just let it dry in their underwear?

By not wearing your pant while pooing. Just off your pant and hang it on the hook provided at the toilet's door.

Expert here!

What's if there's no hook?
Do you take off your shoes as well so you don't get your socks wet?
What if your diarrhea splashes onto your shoes?

Fuck off you stupid America. In Singapore we spell it "diarrhoea".

Hahaha

That's why I hate spray bidets. With attached bidet, you don't have this problem.

how do you pat yourself dry?
just wet your underwear?

I use toilet paper to pad me dry and then throw that paper in a bin. But when I am out of my home, I have to wear pant with a wet bottom.

*pat

>thread about shitting
>suddenly PAJEET appears

At home I just change it to the "massage" setting and spray it up my anus then take a handful of antibacterial soap and clean my anus while rubbing my buttcheeks with soap like how you swipe a credit card

Literally every Southeast Asian / South Asian does it.

Go home chink colony

>Then suddenly Ivan appears in that same thread about shitting.

He isn't from Singapore. He's American.

Shit in the water instead honestly

based brit

Toilet paper is plenty enough. I only use water if I've been shitting lava for a week or so.

What the fuck

>Toilet paper is plenty enough.
It really isn't.

Two showers a day keeps the stains away.

you take two showers a day?
why tho?
isn't one enough?

morning shower before work
evening shower after work

One in the morning to wake me up. One in the evening to make me sleepy

that kinda explains it
I usually shower before I sleep

>Get diarrhea
>Shit 6 times in one day
>Have to shit while at one friend's place
>Bro im just gonna have a shower ok
It really is amusing how you people insist on saying that the bidet doesn't increase hygiene when it obviously does.

Oops
*Shower 6 times in a day

I spent a couple of weeks in a medieval keep my friend owns. The toilet was pretty much like that, including "showering" with a bucket and a water well. I'd manage

As I said, if I'm shitting lava, then it's water time. Normal solid poop can be handled with paper.

Wtf

Is this daily life in Europa?

it freshen and enlarging the eyes, especially morning shower. nope. not hot shower. icy cold shower.

It's called "having fun during summer".