How can we cause a Cold War era-esque surge in Americans learning Russian...

How can we cause a Cold War era-esque surge in Americans learning Russian? It is the only way we can join forces to conquer the stars someday.

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Russia is irrelevant.

It's only because of it's 2000 nukes that they are considered

Thank you, Japan for very relevant anime, emoji and scat porn.

The massive energy reserves probably factor in as well. Nonetheless, it's either them or China, and I see much more common ground with Russians than with the Chinese. Other Americans need to see it as well.

We Americans taught them well, didn't we?

Yep, nowadays Japan is better than past muh samurai harakiri spirit Japan.

>this is going to play any role in conquering the stars

>Cold War era-esque surge in Americans learning Russian?
There weren't any though.

>Cold War era-esque surge in Americans learning Russian
Weren't cold-war era americans even dumber than they are today?

It was a relative surge, comparable to the "surge" in Americans learning Arabic today. As in, barely any are, but it's possible to find someone who is.

>very relevant anime, emoji and scat porn
And Russia produced
>

>americans having the intellectual potential to learn a slavic language

>it's either them or China,
It's only China, Russia is non factor and actually China's colony. Snowden case showed that very clearly
>Escapes to China
>Gaves them all relevant information he took with himself
>China orders Russia to give him asylum
>Russia can pretend how strong it is for plebs and receive some hearsay information from Snowden
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This is going to play role in conquering the stars

there is no "them or china". russia's GDP is less than that of Texas. China owns Russia, and they know it

tigers

shut up with your facts I believe in Russia

>China owns Russia
They have no military bases on our soil, sweety. Murrica owns Japan for sure.

>Americans learning Russian

What for? Russia nowadays is irrelevant and Russian language is completely useless.

>conquer the stars someday

Our economy is collapsing and our space program is about to die alltogether with all other remaining high-tech industries, soon Russia will lose even capability to perform manned orbital flights, what "conquest of the stars" are you talking about?

They have control packets in all russian arms manufacturies including planes and tanks.
All russian elites have their money and famillies in the west.

>They have control packets in all russian arms manufacturies including planes and tanks.
Orly?
>in the west
Since when China is the west?

This contrarian love for shitholes that oppose USA is normal for edgy teens.
You will grow up.

Fuck Trump and fuck Russia. May eternal suffering be upon them.

t. butthurted minority.

>American Russophiles
stop being such a fucking cringelord

>fuck Russia

I wanted to write "fuck Republicans". Is my auto-correct playing games with me?

>tfw Rosevelt had to die
>tfw Truman took over instead of Wallace
>tfw there could have been a Soviet-American friendship pact while Britain shrieked autistically in the background

Pretty sure everybody owns shares in everybody else’s arms businesses. It’s one of the most profitable industries in the world.

I'm learning Russian for work, not useless but now that I'm in lang learning I hate that American culture barely even thinks about the rest of the world much less learns langs.
>cringelord
Back to your animoos NEET

Gay

You won't find russian shareholders in NATO and NATO aligned countries.

By minority you mean a person who is not brainsahwed vatnik? Then yes i'm a minority.

Either you're a Jew, churka or self-hating cuck. Choose.

Neither?

Who said you were allowed to talk? Get back to work sucking American cock or we'll crash your economy again.

There are a (proxy)cockhole and foreigner on a vacation, but more likely the first three for a russophobe with russian flag.

Russia is an irrelevant shithole.

If you say it enough, maybe it will be true someday

>someday
It's that way since 90s
All "resurgence" you see is just a show for plebs so they don't notice how they are being robbed.

>Denmark
Not sure you have room to talk Sven.

Kak on nadajel Blyat etot pidaras We need to find him and kill him he make me so fucking mad :(

My hands are like a fist now

We need to Teach this not russian imigrant Uzbekistan Tadzjikistan from ex ussr shit holos a lesen (break his legs and hands )so he can never post here

He feal like this just bcoz he Know thet his just a fucking curka gruzin in russia and can get his gay liberal dream came true

We Should Kill all the lesbians liberals gays in russia just like ramzan kadirov doing in chechnia

Russian bros you sould all snep and go out in the streat and start Killing all gays nigers and all the not russian etno blood pepole kill them all kill the jews to i Will halp you i Will come With a svisatka and a sword to Remuve this imigrants treash thet say bad thing about our blood

Look at the pic look at the agly pepole they are all american cultur trash infected born

If i was still verkut i would kill them all With not a single regret of a liberal trash they are

This pepole are lesbians gays imigrants hipstars and the weak sabhuman english cultur infected trash they brlong to holand and gayropa weak trash

They dont belong in our cultur they want to sall russia to the wast just to make the west trash come to russia and buy evrey thing and they Will make somthing for it and become rich from back stabing russian cultur to delet it and put a new cultur the american cultur to watch evrey thing american to say thet Stalin was bad and soviet tims was bad and we say we sorry for it just like germans hate There nazi past We Will hate our soviet past

But we dont doing it and Its good we keep our on cultur and our in moves to create history completly our on history and not like the gayropa english speaking gay trash

Here is on exsemple of a gay trash american infected trash

Thanks god we Russians are not like you fucking gay vikings americans wanna be

Go eat your hamborger gayropian weak human trash